mmmmmmmmmmmmm Beer (415 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.91 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2006-08-18 04:16:41 EDT
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go
home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men
will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom
they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that
"something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases,
the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a
longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Men
are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex
is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it,
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone
book.
User Reviews
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-19 15:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Really.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-19 15:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-19 15:03:13 EDT (#)
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you broke uber...
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2006-08-19 14:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh man, you suck!
And all these people say you suck!
Doesn't that suck to be you? Shit, goddamn. You suck.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-18 05:23:48 EDT (#)
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Does anyone else notice trhat the mmmmmm goes over the lineS?
Or Am I just really fucked up riht now?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-18 05:18:30 EDT (#)
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bye bye bitches
Submitted by fun_with_needles (user info) at 2006-08-18 05:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hayte you
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-18 05:09:06 EDT (#)
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die
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-08-18 05:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-08-18 04:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-2 because this was so funny I soiled myself
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-18 04:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Five more of these and you get smoked!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-18 04:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU BROKE UBER DICKHEAD
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-18 04:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This e-mail forward is so old and stale it's got mold growing on it.
Submitted by sworn (user info) at 2006-08-18 04:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Copy and paste.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-08-18 04:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ubersite isn't the place for plagiarism.