Goodbye, Goodbye (793 hits)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2006-08-18 09:45:04 EDT
I think Oingo Boingo said it best:
Oh, I know something
About the ways of loving
And I tell you, baby,
That something's wrong
Look to the sky above and the mud below
Something drives me crazy, got to got to get away
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!
Without a doubt, I'm telling you I'm burnt out
My tank is running on empty for far too long
Woah! I need fuel cause I'm getting so low
Something drives me crazy, got to, got to get away
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!
I need fuel, just the kind you give me
Makes me feel so bad
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!
I can't believe (I can't believe)
I'm still around (I'm still around)
It's getting kinda late (it's getting kinda late)
Gonna leave (gonna leave)
For a change of scenery (change of scenery)
I'm going crazy (crazy)
It's not the same (not the same)
Since you've been around (since you've been around)
I'm crazy (I'm crazy), so crazy (crazy)
You treat me like a dirty clown (treat me like a dirty clown)
You're always kickin' my dog around (you're always kickin' my dog around)
I never get nothin' but constant abuse from you (never get nothin' but constant abuse from you)
You couldn't care less what I think, or my point of view (no way!)
You're always puttin' the make on my friends
Always giving them eyes and the dirty lies bout me and you
Well I'm through, it's the end of the line for you babe
Here's a ticket one way Cincinnati, I'm sendin' you home to your ma and your daddy
So don't try to call me, you'll only be wastin your tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime! Wooh! Wooh! Yeah!
Oh, I know something
About the ways of loving
And I tell you, baby,
That something's wrong
Look to the sky above and the mud below
Something drives me crazy, got to got to get away
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!
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So yeah...it's goodbye, goodbye, at least on a regular basis...today's the last day at my current job, as I am moving on to fulfill a career dream starting next Monday. Needless to say, I will no longer be "bored at work" for quite some time...and I generally don't log on to Uber much from home at all...so there you have it. But I'll drop in from time to time as able.
As far as the "works in progress"...no worries. I will finish recording Axolotl's winning entry to Davros' contest. And I will still coordinate and contribute to my multi-Ubermusician project "A Show of Hands" as best as I can...if the need to turn the reins over arises, I will do so.
In closing, by popular demand (at least from Merlina), a camwhore to prove I'm not always an O-faced nut...
User Reviews
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-10 21:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
l8r
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-25 15:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:35:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm listening to "ghola" right now.
I miss your gentle musical loving.
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As opposed to another certain uberuser's death metal rape, you mean? ;)
Fear not. More musical loving shall grace Uber within the next few weeks...can you say "boy band cover?" You will cream your pants when you hear what a friend and I recorded last Sunday...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm listening to "ghola" right now.
I miss your gentle musical loving.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-20 11:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep in touch. If you're ever down in my neck of the woods, my phone # is on my website.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-08-19 04:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tschüs, doei, salut!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-18 20:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-18 16:39:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-18 16:08:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Luck with the new job.
Does this mean no more UK trips?
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As far as business goes, yes...the furthest I will be traveling for my new job is Michigan. Not exactly a long ways from central Illinois.
But you never know when I might poke my head on your side of the pond again...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-18 16:37:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:24:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
GL, but next time, do us all a favor. If you are going to wear a shirt over top of that sweater, cover it all up and don't let just the chest area show.
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The kicker is, I'm not wearing any pants in that picture. ;-)
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-18 16:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good Luck with the new job.
Does this mean no more UK trips?
-Dave
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-18 15:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Career dream? Rock on buddy.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-08-18 15:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy trails, cap'n.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
usually goodbye posts get -2bombed, but yours is the exception - apparently you will be missed around here
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ain'T goT no how whaTchamacalliT
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GL, but next time, do us all a favor. If you are going to wear a shirt over top of that sweater, cover it all up and don't let just the chest area show.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:20:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's time to come clean.
CaptainThorns is my alter.
username: CaptainThorns
password: mitterand
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It was worth trying.
You realize the last time you did this Capt. Thorns is when I left for my hiatus. WELL GUESS WHAT I AM NOT GOING WITH YOU THIS TIME!
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bye, I'll miss you
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's time to come clean.
CaptainThorns is my alter.
username: CaptainThorns
password: mitterand
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:'-(
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:48:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and you should have totally gone for way more heat by posting your username and password.
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Or I could have done THIS:
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....
*blink*
WTF I'M NOT POSTING ALL THAT
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
filename
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you actually look like a cross between my cousin and shlongy
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As Jack Napier said: See ya round, kid.
Oh and you should have totally gone for way more heat by posting your username and password.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was mean.
greening is far uglier than either one of us.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
auto +2 for the only guy on ubersite uglier than me.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Saturday night and you're not havin' a ball
Tired of working at the shopping mall
You'd like to take a little break from it all
For awhile...
So you log onto Uber wearing tighty-whites
And you stare at the shitposts and the heated fights
It's like some mental patient's dream at night
And you smile
Mmm
Captain Thorns will post a song tonight
To save you from that girl's tubbin'
Captain Thorns will woo your dong tonight
Twenty seconds in and you'll be rubbin'
Your parents went out, they're on a date
So you use AIM to masturbate
You think you're gonna cum soon, but you learn too late
It's a guy
Ooo
So you scroll through the websites and you read all the news
And you feel so cultured reading 'bout those crazy Jews
Ah but still your gonna search for minus twos
By and by...
Captain Thorns will post a song tonight
To save you from that girl's tubbin'
Captain Thorns will woo your dong tonight
Twenty seconds in and you'll be rubbin'
So you decide to take a holiday
You get to the shore and scream out "what the gay?"
Ah, the beach ain't fun and you know you're way
Outta luck
They give you everything, yeah, but nothing's cool
They just found some rabbits in the swimming pool
And you look outside and you see dead emus
What the fuck?
Captain Thorns will post a song tonight
To save you from that girl's tubbin'
Captain Thorns will woo your dong tonight
Twenty seconds in and you'll be rubbin'
So you drink your Red Bull and you play your games
ANd make up a girlfriend with a Russian name
Your friends all know it's bullshit and that's such a shame
Off it skate
And if you can't understand why your world is so dead
Why you've got to pay your sister to give you head
Well you're 16, live at home, touch your dog inappropriately when no one's looking, smell like bacon and bay leaves, wear clothes from Burlington Coat factory and sleep in a Superman bed
And it's too late
Captain Thorns will post a song tonight
To save you from that girl's tubbin'
Captain Thorns will woo your dong tonight
Twenty seconds in and you'll be rubbin'
Captain Thorns will post a song tonight
To save you from that girl's tubbin'
Captain Thorns will woo your dong tonight
Twenty seconds in and you'll be rubbin'
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Adios, CT. Don't be a stranger.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bye doll. Good luck and take care of yourself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goodbye...good luck...and see you next week.
They never leave.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have good mosh-pitting!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So long for now, Captain T.
a shout out to me always gets a +2. so does everything else, but I mean them in these cases. word
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Peace Captain Thorns. Maybe one day you will be promoted to a Major, but now I just don't see how that will be possible.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
as you should Captain, good day.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-18 09:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-18 09:52:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
funny, you don't look as bright as you sound sometimes.
take that as you will.
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I've never claimed to be a Fabio as far as looks go...just your typical Average_Dan.
So I'll take it as a compliment to my intelligence. Thanks.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-18 09:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Something Good (Sacrilicious And The Captain) from "The Sound Of Uber"
Sacrilicious:
"Perhaps I had a wicked childhood
Perhaps I had a miserable youth
But somwhere in my wicked, miserable past
There must have been a moment of truth
For here you are, standing there, loving me
Whether or not you should
So somewhere in my youth or childhood
I must have done something good
Nothing comes from nothing
Nothing ever could
So somewhere in my youth or childhood
I must have done something good
Captain Thorns:
For here you are, standing there, loving me
Whether or not you should
Sacrilicious:
So somewhere in my youth or childhood
I must have done something good
Sacrilicious and the Captain:
Nothing comes from nothing
Nothing ever could
Sacrilicious:
So somewhere in my youth
Captain:
Or childhood
Sacrilicious:
I must have done something . . .
Sacrilicious and the Captain:
Something goooood.."
Yeah, that's right. Follow that dream.
Godpseed Captain.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-18 09:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny, you don't look as bright as you sound sometimes.
take that as you will.