Ch-ch-chocolate milk! (702 hits)
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Submitted by Nigga Nolan (View user info) at 2006-08-18 10:43:41 EDT
On the farm
From a cow
In a barn
This is how
I drink chocolate milk!
Ch-ch-chocolate milk!
From the south
In my hand
To my mouth
I demand
Chocolate milk!
I drink chocolate milk!
Ch-ch-chocolate milk!
No big reason
No real purpose
Every season
Bitch I slurp it
I drink chocolate milk!
Ch-ch-chocolate milk!
Every brotha wanna...
Smoke some marijuana
Play head games with my iguana
Listen to nirvana
And every brotha gonna
Drink chocolate milk!
Ch-ch-chocolate milk!
All day
All night
And say
"all right!"
For chocolate milk!
Ch-ch-chocolate milk!
In a glass
In a cup
No one's gonna pass
That shit up!
No way
Not chocolate milk!
Ch-ch-chocolate milk!
I remember when I was little
My bones was weak and brittle
My doctor said, "Drink more milk!"
My Moms said "Wear more silk!"
They was both right
And now I'm tall in height
And I got style
That makes the ladies smile
Thanks to chocolate milk!
I drink chocolate milk!
Ch-ch-chocolate milk!
Oh, excuse me what's that?
You say chocolate milk ain't all that?
Bitch! That ain't right
Boy, you wanna fight?
Yo' kool-aid powder arms
Ain't no match for my dairy farm arms
I'm strong
You're weak
So long
Don't speak
Smack about chocolate milk!
Ch-ch-chocolate milk!
Don't wanna work
Keep off my case
Wipe that smirk
Off yo' face
Drink yo' chocolate milk!
Ch-ch-chocolate milk!
Nigga wanna lie
Nigga wanna deny
Nigga tryin' to imply
But nigga's bone dry
Nigga's gonna die
And nigga's gotta ask "why?"
No excuse
For you
You lose
Fuck you
No chocolate milk for you!
S-s-sorry Charlie!
Be smart
Not dumb
Have heart
Share some
Of that mutha fuckin' chocolate milk!
Ch-ch-chocolate milk!
User Reviews
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-08-19 21:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Strange, I was just drinking a glass.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-19 21:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This shit is so true.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-19 21:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmm
chocolate milk!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-08-19 21:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*slow clap
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-18 21:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a good ass song.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-18 21:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:47:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:45:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
You ain't the Descendents.
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You ever see them Shlong? Good, fast paced, hectic shows. Really hyper pits.
First time, back in the mid 80's in California....last time, in the late 90's in Buffalo, NY.
Milo kicks ass.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I......
LIKE.......
CEREAL...............
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ain'T goT no how whaTchamacalliT
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've taken shits that were more enjoyable.
Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh? Uber doesn't know when you registered or was it just not counting back then?
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I registered way back when, and due to things happening after that and making some wrong errors while trying to reactivate it, various problems were encountered and thus fixed, but the date was never fixed.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Mister_Fahrenheit
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huh? Uber doesn't know when you registered or was it just not counting back then?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.redstate.com/stories/elections/2006/tramm_hudson_destroys_himself
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HA
HAHA
HAHAHA
Cute.
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'No excuse
For you
You lose
Fuck you'
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i cracked a smile.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You just made a song about chocolate milk.
Therapy?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:45:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
You ain't the Descendents.
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You ever see them Shlong? Good, fast paced, hectic shows. Really hyper pits.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're nutty. I like it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-18 10:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You ain't the Descendents.