The Hulk (of shit) (845 hits)
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Submitted by peter griffin <hair_owen.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-20 23:51:23 EDT
Have any of you seen the Hulk yet? If are planning on seeing it bring a sharp object to gouge your eyes out and stab yourself in the ears, you won't be needing them. The first 15 minutes of backround I handled with grace, but after 45 minutes of pointless backround I began to wonder, "When is he going to turn into that big green thing and beat the shit outa shit?" There was a total lackage of him beating the shit outa shit in fact, until at least an hour into the frikking movie. I PAID MY 5.25 TO SEE THIS GREEN THING BEAT THE SHIT OUTA SHIT. I have no interest in this freaks love life, past, or job. Right now this guy can take on a the whole military. THATS what I want to see. Then everything was going just FINE (with the beating of shit), until that dirty skank showed up and calmed him down. What a bitch, the green man was having fun LAY OFF. Then I thought "At least this trip to hell is over." (meaning the movie is done) but I was mistaken, they managed to carry on the story even LONGER. By this time I was more occupied with checking the girl next to me out than watching the movie because they talked SO MUCH. Okay if they only had about 15 minutes to an half hour of backround and hour of him beating the shit outa shit I woulda liked it. But unfortunately it sucked worse than a baby on a mothers tit.
-The Cuban
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Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-21 07:01:43 EDT (#)
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