Government Brainwashing and Where It Begins (641 hits)
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Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2006-08-18 11:10:28 EDT
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-08-20 02:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
my first wars included: wooden lincoln logs, metal toy soldiers, lighter fluid and firecrackers
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-19 13:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-18 15:50:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
well, the premise was stupid, but I have GOT to get me one of them Johnny Seven Rifles. That's even betterthan the gun from Fifth Element!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
The gun in the fifth element is by far the coolest thing ever.
It's got a flame thrower on it! (i think)
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-18 15:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Linclon Logs - Childhoods first survival training.
That line cracked me up for some reason.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-18 15:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, the premise was stupid, but I have GOT to get me one of them Johnny Seven Rifles. That's even betterthan the gun from Fifth Element!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-18 14:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ain'T goT no how whaTchamacalliT
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now, I want to fuck sheep. Thanks, pal.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Circe's right, there are a lot of simple grammatical mistakes that hurt this, but overall it was good.
I never heard of some of those toys.
As far as child brainwashing though...who needs the toys when you've got TV, video games, and public schools?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."
-Homer Simpson
Mountain of Madness
POGO BALL WOO
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So that's what Lincoln Logs are. I always thought there were like twinkies.
Quite why I associate twinkies with sock drawers is anyone's guess.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i fucking love nok hockey
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
wtf I'm not reading all that
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not so sure what possessed you to do this but it was pretty funny.
I don't know if anybody here watched GI Joe when they were little but that show pissed me off.
It was a cartoon about war and nobody ever got shot. The worse that would happen would be somebody would have the gun shot out of their hands and get captured. I was small and I wanted blood. Blood I never got.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:33:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:32:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you left?
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I the only one who would put the batteries in the Stompers backwards?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That Etch-A-Sketch picture gave me an erection...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:25:21 EDT (#)
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point taken Mrs. Circe
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 80's nostalgia
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stompers auto +2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:19:25 EDT (#)
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Needs more marginally humorous 80s references.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:15:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's funny and all, but
please
begging
stop leaving out letters, commas, and entire words
Any idea can seem plausible if well presented, and any concept can seem amateurish and crappy if it's done carelessly
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TEH AWSOMENESS!!!!!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'm QUITTING Ubersite!"
Nancyboy