Confessions of an Uberjunkie (714 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.74 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Uberjunkie (View user info) at 2006-08-18 11:21:17 EDT
I literally came across this board by typing "bored at work" into my search engine because that what I was. B@W is what I came to know it as. That was a few months ago. Since then I have been a leach. Reading everything (interesting) that was posted on Ubersite (while sitting here bored at work as I am right now). But that's okay because I look productive and I am complimented on my diligence. I would thank God for NSFW saving my ass, but I don't believe in God.
After having leached off of all of you long enough and with increasing desire to tell people they suck or that they made my day, I have decided to FINALLY post something. I am now no longer leachy. Well, maybe a little.
So, I guess since this is my first post that I should introduce myself. I am a girl/woman (whatever) that is not only bored at work, but has an affinity for all things dork. For example, I play video games (primarily WoW for the last 1.5 years) and Dungeons & Dragons. I have my own dice. They are girlie colors like purple and light blue. I keep them in a little dork-like leather pouch. Don't touch them! For those that aren't in the know, this jinxes them and I may have to buy more. Bad ju-ju.
Luckily I am fairly hot and live in So Cal so I am also accepted as a normal person when I am outside of my house. I love to surf, I play ice hockey in a women's league, I own over 200 DVD movies that I watch on my huge plasma screen TV, and I make a ton of money. Doing nothing. Well something. I am sitting here in my cubicle looking busy. Do you know how hard it is to survive in the corporate world when there is no work to be done? Because I have been an Uberjunkie for a while now, I know that some of you do.
Anyway, glad to meet ya. Hope you enjoyed my first post.
Peace out!
User Reviews
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-09-11 13:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:50:55 (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:22:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
"I literally came across this board"
Impressive aim.
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HAHA
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-29 14:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Don't claim to be hot and not post a picture. That just proves you're fat and ugly.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks for sharing
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-20 00:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have about 15 dvd movies. Ten of those are porn.
I watch them on my 22" kinda flat screen tv I bought at the PX.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-08-19 23:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've you've been "leaching," for so long, I am appalled that you decided to put "...this is my first post," in it.
Really? We couldn't tell.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-08-19 23:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I own over 200 DVD movies that I watch on my huge plasma screen TV,
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I own over 1000 DVD movies that I watch on my 9x7 foot projector screen.
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-08-19 22:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Monty -I thought I was the only one
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im guessing that tihs is GodChicken's alter.
Now what do I win?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This seems boastful.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto first post -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:22:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
"I literally came across this board"
Impressive aim.
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HAHA
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IndianOcean reincarnated?
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Submitted by saxon4eva (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey and welcome to uber.... Im a freshe me sen. started same as you a new job three
months ago and since then after the "bored at work" google... here i am... and here to stay.
Dont take what these muppets say to heart. They're straight.. (no offence my parents were
straight)and your sooooo right about (NSFW) well... Only when the MDs out anywayz.
Love to all Fresh Meat On UBER....
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:37:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
MONTY WILL DO EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO TRY AND BANG YOU.
DO NOT SUCCUMB TO HIS WILY CHARM AND DASHING GOOD LOOKS.
HE WILL FUCK YOU TWELVE WAYS FROM SUNDAY AND DISCARD YOU LIKE A BLOODY RAG DOLL.
HAR HAR COCKBLOCK
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IF I DON'T GET LAID THIS YEAR BECAUSE OF YOU I'M SHITTING IN YOUR STOCKING AT CHRISTMAS
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:38:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So Cal - -2
"leach" - -2
first post - -2
managing to make me hate you in less than two parargraphs - priceless
Welcome to Uber. Go die, please.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"Luckily I am fairly hot"
You just consigned yourself to a uber-lifetime of people wanting naked camwhores.
SO SHOW ME YOUR TITS, WHORE!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MONTY WILL DO EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO TRY AND BANG YOU.
DO NOT SUCCUMB TO HIS WILY CHARM AND DASHING GOOD LOOKS.
HE WILL FUCK YOU TWELVE WAYS FROM SUNDAY AND DISCARD YOU LIKE A BLOODY RAG DOLL.
HAR HAR COCKBLOCK
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Even me, the laziest cunt around, knows nobody gets paid the big money bullshitting their way through the working day. I would say 45k p/a is the most you could be getting paid while still avoiding have to present an output of your labors. You ever seen a grown man naked before? Take off your panties and high heels and go find a mirror.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice what kind of board do you ride?
do you wear your wizard costume while surfing? that would be super
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pervert below
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no -2 because:
You're in SoCal, like me.
You surf. Like me. (this dead calm fucking sucks)
You will play WoW and D&D. Like me.
You hate your cubicle. Like me.
OMG EVERY1 I HAV FOUND MAH MATCH!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This would have made #1 most heated if you would have included a picture of yourself, preferrably in a wizard costume.
Instead, it'll just -2ed to a swift death.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:29:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how come all the fat female d&d addicts think they're hot? the losers you play imaginary games with drool over you only because that's as close to real tits they've ever been.
post 'em here... we'll be the judge.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you know what an "Alter" is?
I suspect you are an alter...
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:24:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:22:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:22:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
No one cares, camwhore, show your tits, or leave
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:24:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
nice to meet you
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HAHAHAHAHAA
(hi gorgeous)
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I own over 200 DVD movies that I watch on my huge plasma screen TV
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Oh...me too, me too ....!!!
Wanna swap Anal Teenage Whores, Or First Time Double Penetrations for something maybe?
Whatcha got?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:22:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:22:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
No one cares, camwhore, show your tits, or leave
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nice to meet you
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
At least you used proper grammer.
Attach a picture of your hot body next time and we will be the judge of that.
Welcome to Ubersite.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I literally came across this board"
Impressive aim.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:22:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
No one cares, camwhore, show your tits, or leave
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-18 11:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No one cares, camwhore, show your tits, or leave