Holy crap you guys are fast! (722 hits)
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Submitted by Uberjunkie (View user info) at 2006-08-18 12:08:51 EDT
Christ you are all a bunch of angry people. Calm the fuck down.
I earn over $100k and I have very little work output due to the fact that I am a health economist for a large corporate evil pharmaceutical company. I am neither an "alter" nor a man. There are no "wizards" in WoW so I am not one of those either. I use proper grammar because I have a Ph.D. and am <gasp> smart.
You people are awesome. I actually started laughing out loud here in this stupid cubicle when I read the ratings. You all rock!
Here's a photo you fucks. And yes this is really me.
User Reviews
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well I certainly feel TOLD
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look pretty light to be playing hockey - I'm guessing you get crosschecked into the plexiglass a lot.
You're still hot, though.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-21 07:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha one of the legs is twice the size of the other
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-21 07:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah? Well I earn 100 million a year and have five Ph.D's in the sciences. I also leap through time putting right what once went wrong.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-21 07:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitty alter.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-21 07:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You protest too much.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-20 19:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Never post twice in one day.
2. Always post quality.
3. Rate posts not authors.
4. Don't rate your own posts.
5. Your first two posts may be complete shit. (thank god for you)
6. Take nothing seriously.
7. Show us your tits.
8. Revenge -2s are for pussies.
I think that covers it...now quick go to all my posts and +2 them...everyone does it.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-20 19:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've never understood how the starved-for-sex whiny children on this website get up the nerve to actually insult someone of the opposite sex who is actually hot. I would have thought they'd be hitting on you like crazy.
PS- I be not hittin on yo ass. I get enuff action from polar bears wearing bikinis.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-20 18:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:10:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
6 figures and working in a cubicle?
*cough* bullshit *cough*
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-08-20 00:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Were the eighties fun?
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-20 00:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey look. A Jew.
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HEY! I don't remember letting her into my secret "jews only" club!
other than that, it's scary...but she kind of looks like my mom.
I was like "SHIT! WHY IS MOM ON UBERSITE?"!!!111!!ONE!!
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-08-19 23:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HALO THAR BLACK AND WHITE PICTURE FROM 1956?!?!ONE!
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-08-19 23:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:12:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Luckily I am fairly hot"
-2 false advertising.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-08-18 22:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah?
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:23:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Farva.....
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-08-18 13:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're fucking ugly
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wait you said you are hot and then a picture was posted that's obviously from 16+ years ago.
so shouldn't that be were?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:31:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:27:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hot crowd, hot crowd. Ph.D. in Health Services from UCLA School of Public Health. Posed that way for the picture, dumb ass. It's on my work computer because I scanned it in at work in order to fool around and not do any work. Big nose? Yeah, you got me. Keep shouting and I'll have to become one of those cam-whores you all like to talk about. I have a few more pics on the computer here at work. None with (O)(O) showing though. I am feeling the love.
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If (O)(O) means tits then I don't want to see them, aerola aren't supposed to take up that significant a surface area
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HAHAHAHAA
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You said you were hot. You lied, bitch.
Sleep with me?
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The head has been photoshopped to the body. Noone has a neck like that.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok who's claiming this one?
flashback from 1991 there. that dress reminds me of the fly girls from in living color. especially with the dj tanner hair do. off the shoulder spandex? jesus. it's like someone never got over the photo in their 1985 yearbook. the pose also makes the legs look lopsided. which is a little frightening.
so seriously, who's is this?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:27:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hot crowd, hot crowd. Ph.D. in Health Services from UCLA School of Public Health. Posed that way for the picture, dumb ass. It's on my work computer because I scanned it in at work in order to fool around and not do any work. Big nose? Yeah, you got me. Keep shouting and I'll have to become one of those cam-whores you all like to talk about. I have a few more pics on the computer here at work. None with (O)(O) showing though. I am feeling the love.
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If (O)(O) means tits then I don't want to see them, aerola aren't supposed to take up that significant a surface area
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Didn't you register yesterday? Why have you posted twice today?
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hot crowd, hot crowd. Ph.D. in Health Services from UCLA School of Public Health. Posed that way for the picture, dumb ass. It's on my work computer because I scanned it in at work in order to fool around and not do any work. Big nose? Yeah, you got me. Keep shouting and I'll have to become one of those cam-whores you all like to talk about. I have a few more pics on the computer here at work. None with (O)(O) showing though. I am feeling the love.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The good news is, Monty will still fuck you.
The bad news is, Monty will still fuck you.
Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:10:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
6 figures and working in a cubicle?
*cough* bulshit *cough*
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Zactly.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
glory hole
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you look worse than the bitch who cut my hair http://www.ubersite.com/m/91834
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey look. A Jew.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
k
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Farva.....
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's a man
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I refuse to believe you had that kind of photo on your office computer. You're really starting to smell fake now.
:-(
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Take this motherfucker off the front page
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope - I still don't buy this...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I use proper grammar because I have a Ph.D. and am <gasp> smart."
I use proper grammar and I didn't even get ONE C+ in my college exams (That's UK college, not US).
Congratulations on the Ph.D if you really have one; Might I enquire as to the subject?
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Luckily I am fairly hot"
-2 false advertising.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUR NOSE IS RIVALLED IN SIZE ONLY BY SHLONGY'S, AND HE IS FAR RICHER THAN YOU AND A MAN, SO HIS IS NOT CAUSE FOR SUICIDE.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That looks to be a very uncomfortable pose.
Why are you positioned like that?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-18 12:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
6 figures and working in a cubicle?
*cough* bulshit *cough*