One Hell of a Friday Night (616 hits)
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Submitted by Wildcat (View user info) at 2006-08-19 01:18:09 EDT
7pm EST
Date with 19 year old. She's a coworker's friend. Hooray. It's guaranteed that she's been given a back story on me. You know, my gayness, my work habits, my pay. The average stuff.
We go to this little Mexican restaurant named after a parrot. I've been there at the very least 100 times since I was in high school. I've payed at least 80% of the time too. I don't want to do that math on how much I've probably spent in all these years.
Regardless, the food was decent as always. The service was impressive, as always. Simple Mexican mathematics: 2$ per hour x 10$ in tips an hour = $20 an hour. Can't beat that, even at the Ford Plant with the Nazi Workers' Union.
9pm EST
I'm not feeling the date anymore. She's 19 and barely graduated whatever high school she went to. I didn't pay attention. The lack of ability in coherent English lead me to believe she was sightly retarded. No big deal, retarded chicks need penises (penii?) in their vaginas too. I'm not one to discriminate. However, I am one to get a little freaked by someone more freakier than I. I ditch with some bullshit STD excuse.
9:46pm EST on the fucking dot
I'll never forget it. I can't. I'd be a complete asshole if I did.
A set of headlights in the window to the house. I look out the blinds but can't figure out who the fuck is out there. Then they shut off but the difference in light and dark leaves me blinded.
The Doorbell Chimes. Hooray, like I didn't know someone was here.
I open the door and the breath in my throat catches, leaving me gasping. A Red head and a little boy stand in the door.
Not just any little boy, my childhood replica. I knew what she had to say before I even opened the door. He was obviously about 4 and a half or more. I hadn't seen her in a VERY long time though, how could this have happened? Was that what those few strange approaches on campus were all about?
Before anything was said she saw the smile on my face. The twin I never had was standing before me looking right at me with strangers' eyes. He needed me more than he ever knew. He had a whole family he hadn't experienced yet.
He beautiful brown hair was parted to one side as he stared up at me and then at his mother.
She deserved so much more than I can currently give her.
She opened the door, "Dustin, I have something to tell you."
I was in tears by the time she even touched the handle.
I've now jumped officially out of the frying pan and into the fire. The old ex and I are now trying to date and sort the raising of my son out.
It's too bad his father is such a shithead.
I want so much for him.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-21 17:11:17 EDT (#)
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WATCH OUT FOR FALLING TELEVISIONS
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:32:32 EDT (#)
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so what happened to the girl you were on the date with? did I miss something?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:05:34 EDT (#)
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with your unhealthy and truly disturbing obsession with homosexuality, your son is bound to be a fag.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-20 03:07:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-20 02:02:16 EDT (#)
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thanks for sharing
Submitted by Snalty (user info) at 2006-08-19 14:04:05 EDT (#)
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Why did she wait until NOW to tell you? She has something up her sleeve, I tell you!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-19 10:17:33 EDT (#)
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Your Friday night blew.
Like the rest of your nights, assjockey.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2006-08-19 09:34:51 EDT (#)
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woah
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-19 02:22:08 EDT (#)
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Touching.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-19 01:54:48 EDT (#)
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this made me cut off my nutsack.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-08-19 01:24:44 EDT (#)
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I've been wide awake since I met him. This beautiful little boy is sleeping on the couch and I've had nothing to say but this. I wish I could say more.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-19 01:23:55 EDT (#)
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