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A Ca~ A Ca~ A Capella (1316 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 0.9 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Cali (View user info) at 2006-08-19 18:54:25 EDT


I put this together while stuck in a tent in Kyrgyzstan. Before getting here, I was in Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan... you get the picture. For the most part, I never get deployed for more than 45 days at a time. However, it was around day 130 in the system. Still not a long time compared to those who do a full year in the desert, but still shitty none the less.

After that long, you start missing the little things. Sleeping in your own bed, taking a crap on your own toilet, and American television. Sure, we have AFN to watch, but that is worse than the WB. We had a few BBC channels, but come on... it's BBC.

Have you ever heard a Brit say 'aluminum'? It's funny as Hell. Okay... back to the subject at hand.

Along with my laptop and cameras, I tend to bring some portable recording equipment with me when I travel. Just like a camera... you never know when it might come in handy.

And shit posts like this are also handy during slow days on Uber.

MARVEL at my not-so-pleasing voice!

Be ASTOUNDED as I perform four, that's FOUR different parts simultaneously!

You will be left FLABBERGASTED at the simplicity of the lyrics.*









*none of the previous claims are guaranteed


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Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-09-24 21:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-09-02 14:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:42:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

uberboard auto -2

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-02 12:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

uberboard auto -2

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-02 08:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-09-02 08:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:58:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

We call it 'Aluminium' BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S FUCKING CALLED. hadn't you guys noticed that almost all of the chemiical elementsend that way?

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Too bad youre wrong, and it actually is Aluminum

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-09-02 08:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sounds really rough.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-02 07:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm astounded at how angry and defensive brits are about their aluminum.


they also spell gray "grey" and tire "tyre."

in old, old english, forty was "fourti" and four was "foure"

on the grammar side, they put their commas outside their quotation marks. that's "daft", ain't it?

they call periods "full stops."

parentheses are called "brackets.' to make up for possible confusion, they call their brackets "square brackets."



...yeah, i read "eats, shoots and leaves"

:0(

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-09-02 07:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-02 05:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked the tune

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-01 19:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-01 16:10:08 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:58:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

We call it 'Aluminium' BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S FUCKING CALLED. hadn't you guys noticed that almost all of the chemiical elementsend that way?

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Yeah, I was never one for sitting around and studying the Periodic Chart of the Elements.

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Yeah. That would explain a lot.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-09-01 16:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ridiculously wonderful. Reminds me of Da Vinci's Notebook or other similar groups.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-09-01 16:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:58:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

We call it 'Aluminium' BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S FUCKING CALLED. hadn't you guys noticed that almost all of the chemiical elementsend that way?

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Yeah, I was never one for sitting around and studying the Periodic Chart of the Elements.

You should inform the fine people at Reynolds that they have been fucking up for years.

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-09-01 16:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's fuckin cool.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

We call it 'Aluminium' BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S FUCKING CALLED. hadn't you guys noticed that almost all of the chemiical elementsend that way?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-21 17:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OOOH ROCK ME AMADEUS

AMADEUS AMADEUS
AMADEUS AMADEUS
A-A-A-A-AMADEUS

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-20 22:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-20 21:38:33 (#)
Ranking: -2


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I will -2 for this exact reason. And because it's the entire english-speaking world outside of america that say it that way, not just "the brits"

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Oh, Boo-freaking-Hoo

Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-20 21:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-19 19:14:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh.

Did you know it was a british guy who named aluminium? Even you lot spelled it with the second i up to the start of the 20th century.

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I will -2 for this exact reason. And because it's the entire english-speaking world outside of america that say it that way, not just "the brits"

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-20 03:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that was koo

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-20 02:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-19 21:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

-2, no guitar solo.

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-19 20:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have no idea how to fly a plane but that doesn't matter

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If you only had any idea how right you are...

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-19 20:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll trade you jobs if you'd like. You fly planes or something for the air force right? I have no idea how to fly a plane but that doesn't matter.


Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-19 19:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heh.

Did you know it was a british guy who named aluminium? Even you lot spelled it with the second i up to the start of the 20th century.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-19 19:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You should've run quicker, but you weren't built like a ni... I mean gravedigger.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-19 19:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-19 19:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm marvastoundaflabbergastinated


Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there
was one time I got it right.

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