Instant Message Fetish (849 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.19 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <zfx84.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-20 00:36:15 EDT
rexsexurchex: hello? any1 there?
debbHX: hiya! whos this?
rexsexurchex: um...duh, it's rustynail77. who the fuck are you?
debbHX: I'm Debbie. lol
rexsexurchex: i got your im name from ur myspace.
rexsexurchex: you shouldn't give that out to just anyone
debbHX: I just wanna meet new friends quickly, i don't mind random people. lol
rexsexurchex: whores usually don't, that's part of the job
debbHX: lol
rexsexurchex: right...you look pretty hot in ur pics
debbHX: thanks! do you have a myspace? i'd like to see what u look like
rexsexurchex: there. i've already masturbated to your face
debbHX: ? :O
debbHX: um, that was quick
rexsexurchex: yea well, i prematurely ejaculate a lot
rexsexurchex: i'm not sure if you want to see my myspace...
debbHX: y not? don't trust me?
rexsexurchex: no, i just don't think you can handle what u'd see on there
debbHX: oh, and what would i see?
rexsexurchex: you ever hear of an Adult Baby?
debbHX: no. what's that?
rexsexurchex: basically its a full grown adult that has a diaper fetish
rexsexurchex: i'm an Adult Baby myself...
debbHX: ??? diaper fetish?
rexsexurchex: yea, basically i still wear a diaper under my normal clothes, there's pics of me in one all over my profile page
debbHX: um, that's weird. i've never heard of that before
rexsexurchex: really? u should watch episodes of CSI more often
debbHX: so, y do you wear this diaper? you like it?
rexsexurchex: like i said, it's a fetish
rexsexurchex: and hell yeah i like it!
debbHX: thats really strange
rexsexurchex: why is that strange? every1 has a fetish, i bet u do
debbHX: no i don't think so. lol
rexsexurchex: i bet you do, you prob like to cut yourself because it's the only pain u feel like you can control
debbHX: >< um no
rexsexurchex: there's nothing wrong with an adult wearing a diaper, it has advantages
debbHX: what could those be
rexsexurchex: I could take a shit or pee all day long without having to get up and go to the bathroom
debbHX: you poop and pee in the diaper too?
rexsexurchex: yea, why not? that's what they're for. i'm wearing one, might as well use it too
debbHX: thats sick!
rexsexurchex: the best part is when i take an early morning poop
rexsexurchex: that way i can sit in it all day
debbHX: wouldn't that smell? isn't that unhealthy?
rexsexurchex: the smell is part of the fetish. it's what get's me off, so far the only other thing that could do that for me was ur face, and that was just minutes ago.
debbHX: your pretty nasty
rexsexurchex: i like you. say, we live near each other. would you like to try and meet?
debbHX: um, i don't meet people through the internet
rexsexurchex: come on, it'll be fun! i'm not gunna kill you or anything, yet
rexsexurchex: i'll bring an extra large diaper so that you and i can fit in it together!
debbHX: i don't think so, i'm not gonna meet u
rexsexurchex: if we get into a diaper together, then we can both take a shit in it and mix our bodily waste together!
debbHX: thats disgusting
rexsexurchex: then we can take the diaper off and smear our poop all over each other's bodies!
debbHX: ok, i'm gonna go now
rexsexurchex: WAIT! don't go! i'm sorry...i'll stop
debbHX: promise?
rexsexurchex: promise. i was lying anyway
debbHX: about all of it?
rexsexurchex: no, just the part about u and i fitting in a diaper together, that'd never work
rexsexurchex: but i'd still like to smear poop all over you, maybe feed you some
debbHX: your fuckin disgusting. don't talk to me again
rexsexurchex: if u didn't want to be disgusted, maybe then you shouldn't put your im name right there on your fuckin page!
rexsexurchex: there are people out there more disgusting than me that can just contact u
debbHX: i don't think anyone could be worse than you
rexsexurchex: oh? u ever hear of flesh fucking?
debbHX: i don't wanna know
rustynail77: well there could be some1 out there with a flesh fucking fetish that'll try to contact u, and believe me, that's worse than an AB. I dont know anything worse that a guy fucking a person's open wound with his dick
debbHX: stop it
rexsexurchex: i want you to have my abortion
**debbHX has signed off**
rexsexurchex: I guess that means ur pro-life...
User Reviews
Submitted by zfx84 (user info) at 2006-08-21 01:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks everyone. I appreciate the comments
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-20 19:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good job. You grossed out a 12 year old.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was teh win. I don't think people understand that this has more value that "OMGZ HE'S BEING WEIRD."
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-08-20 13:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought it was pretty lame myself.
But then again, I hate those people who subscribe to all those useless AIM abbreviations. You know..... like "u", "ur", and "lol". That just fucking irritates me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-20 12:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, I'm not drunk,and I thought it sucked.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-20 12:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-20 10:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-20 10:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR IM TEXT!!!
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-20 10:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLLYPOPS!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-20 10:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOLLYSKATES!
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-20 09:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I_Have_a_Diaper_Fetish
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-20 09:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I must still be drunk because I laughed at this mess.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2006-08-20 05:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-20 05:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-08-20 03:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-20 02:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-20 01:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-20 01:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
debbHX: I just wanna meet new friends quickly, i don't mind random people. lol
rexsexurchex: whores usually don't, that's part of the job
debbHX: lol
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haha
I want you to have my abortion - Fight Club?
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-08-20 01:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll bring an extra large diaper so that you and i can fit in it together"
AHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-20 00:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
/blinks
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-20 00:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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