any c00l people here? (368 hits)
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Submitted by nightshade (View user info) at 2006-08-20 05:35:05 EDT
Is it just me or is everyone here absolute arsholes? Yeah im talking bout u
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Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:51:42 EDT (#)
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i'm so cool i give frostbite to everything i touch.
yeah, this post was about as cool as my last sentence. i couldn't think of a better way to get my point across. i hope you understand.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:42:27 EDT (#)
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I for one, am very much an asshole.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:35:40 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about nightshade
User id: 20121
Registered on or around: 2005-06-29 01:40:13
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-20 09:28:30 EDT (#)
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It might help if you go fuck yourself.
just a suggestion.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-20 09:02:14 EDT (#)
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FUCKING DAMMIT I MEANT -2 FUCK
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-20 09:01:51 EDT (#)
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Not you, apparently.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-20 09:01:11 EDT (#)
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You should see my anus up close.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-20 08:56:42 EDT (#)
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I haven't drunk anything but water in 3 years, it helps me stay healthy and unfat
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 08:54:41 EDT (#)
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It's been hot in Colorado, man. Of course the fatman needs some icy-cool refreshment.
I'm not like you, I don't sustain myself on the demon blood or whatever the hell you call Mountain Dew these days.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-20 08:26:02 EDT (#)
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shocking that you would be the one to complain about a slurpee malfunction
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 08:21:15 EDT (#)
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Oh, and the slurpee machine is fucking up the Fanta Grape flavor.
Fix it, counter-jockey.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 08:17:17 EDT (#)
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1) It's lard. Not grease. Grease destroys the natural oils on my hands, and your mom hates it when my hands aren't soft and smooth.
2) OMG!11!1!1!eleven! JU M4DE FU|\| UV MI U5E UV TEH </sarcasm> T4G!!!one!1elevntyone!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-20 07:52:49 EDT (#)
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if you weren't so busy making alters and eating grease you'd probably have the aptitude to recognze what is and isn't tongue in cheek, but alas
and who the fuck does that </sarcasm> thing anymore, god it's like I've traveled back in time and archaic internet jargon is everywhere
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 07:15:27 EDT (#)
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Oh yes, DMD...
EPIC burn.
The two-year old, out-of-date fat joke is ALWAYS amazing, no matter HOW many times the same people bring it up. I mean, that burn just gets better every time. I thought the 100th was the best, and then there was 101! Then I though 500 was awesome, but 501 BLEW IT AWAY!
And your fat insult, #5,094,871 was just INFINATLY better than #5,094,870!
IT'S SHOCKING HOW MUCH BETTER IT WAS, I TELLS YA!
</sarcasm>
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-20 07:02:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-20 07:02:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 06:01:49 (#)
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I'm Semi-Notable.
So what I say doesn't carry NEARLY the weight Spooner has.
but your stomach carries three times the weight of spooner
wahahahahahahah epic burn
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-20 06:11:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-20 06:06:31 (#)
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So there's this really cool game right?
All you do is take a cupful of bleach, and drink it.
It's great fun, really. Try it.
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I know that game except the way we play we drink rubbing alcohol.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-20 06:06:31 EDT (#)
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So there's this really cool game right?
All you do is take a cupful of bleach, and drink it.
It's great fun, really. Try it.
Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2006-08-20 06:02:11 EDT (#)
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It's just you
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-20 06:01:49 EDT (#)
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I'm Semi-Notable.
So what I say doesn't carry NEARLY the weight Spooner has.
But I still say this sucks like paint_it_black at a glory hole.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-08-20 05:48:12 EDT (#)
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Unique Review ID: 00001
Hi, I'm Spencer. I'm the guy who does the Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre series. I have had five posts on Bored at Work. When it comes to Ubersite, I am a Notable Figure™.
It seems that you have chosen to rebel against our internet community. Your main concern seems to be that --we are all absolute arseholes--. We here at Ubersite take yoru concerns seriously, and as a Notable Figure™ I feel inclined to speak on the site's behalf to say that your views of Ubersite may have been affected by your --horrible posts-- and subsequent bad treatment receieved from your fellow Uber users. To remedy your situation, I would suggest that you consider the possibility that you are the one truly at fault here, and that you kindly look within yourself to find the answers to your questions.
Good day.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2006-08-20 05:42:23 EDT (#)
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Im super cool mother fucker.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-20 05:39:09 EDT (#)
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YOU aren't talking bout me thats for sure..
Check out my posts - and you tell me.