Photoshop Competition (Now with NEW RULES!) (1189 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.37 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-08-20 13:55:58 EDT
There was a message today on the uberboard that said, "Photoshop, and I shall follow." Not a bad idea.
I have taken part in photoshop competitions here before and they were fun, but in honor of my first time hosting such an event, I've decided to change the rules of the competition a little.
*NEW COMPETITION RULES*
1: You can think of this as more of a scavenger hunt for photos than a traditional competition. Instead of giving you a photo as usually happens in these sort of things, I am leaving it to YOU to find the photos you will use in your photoshop masterpiece.
2: All photos used in creation of your finished product must be linked to in your post or the reviews of your post order to qualify.
3: If you use a picture you took yourself, you must post it somewhere on the net so you can link to it. We want to see how your creation was made.
4: MSPaint images are acceptable, although you'll be at a stark disadvantage.
5: Your photoshop will need to include at least 3 the following items:
Condoleeza Rice,
a three-toed sloth,
a space ship or space station,
a Chinese man,
a device used by either Inspector Gadget or James Bond,
a severed human head,
a pregnant woman,
Mary Poppins,
any uber user,
a can of jolt cola,
a clothes pin,
and/or a red Edsel.
Bonus points will be awarded for every item you manage to include. Your final score will be a combination of your post's rating and the number of objects you've included from the above list.
That's it. Happy photoshopping.
User Reviews
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-24 01:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
;)
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-08-20 23:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STOP LOOKING AT ME, SWAN!!!!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-20 22:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-20 22:47:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
For a minute there I thought your insanely fucked up brain and mine might have been on the same wavelength. I thought you might have been suggesting a general theme, rather than just working off one existing image. Instead you dream up this bullshit, which is nothing more than an excuse to pack in as much bullshit pop culture references and ubersite user shoutouts and circle jerks. Bonus points for including ALL this shit? WHERE DO I SIGN UP? go get raped
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The idea is like a scavenger hunt topped off with a big retarded collage.
You only have to use 3 things out of the list. That's not so bad. If you can't come up with at least a million cool ideas from the pictures you see on google, you got problems.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-20 22:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For a minute there I thought your insanely fucked up brain and mine might have been on the same wavelength. I thought you might have been suggesting a general theme, rather than just working off one existing image. Instead you dream up this bullshit, which is nothing more than an excuse to pack in as much bullshit pop culture references and ubersite user shoutouts and circle jerks. Bonus points for including ALL this shit? WHERE DO I SIGN UP? go get raped
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-08-20 22:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't help myself.....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92049
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-20 21:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-08-20 19:34:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Does it have to be mary poppins specifically? Or can I use another character in the movie?
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I'd prefer Julie Andrews, but another character will work.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-08-20 19:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does it have to be mary poppins specifically? Or can I use another character in the movie?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-20 17:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is going to be awesome. Random list too. I can't wait to see what people come up with,
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:04:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
...Dude, MSPaint is not the preferred nomenclature
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Forget it Donny! You're out of your element!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92039
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
for not including han solo
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:31:48 (#)
Ranking: 1
I see SOMEONE is racist against MSPaint.
Figures.
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I think YOU'RE the racist...Dude, MSPaint is not the preferred nomenclature. Graphics capability disabled, please.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lookin forward to it. Rating them.. not makin them.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're fucking on.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look ETS I think you're a very, very confused individual.
But I want in goddammit.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
4: MSPaint images are acceptable, although you'll be at a stark disadvantage.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I see SOMEONE is racist against MSPaint.
Figures.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:25:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
Yaaaaaaaay, I might take part in this if I find the time. When is the contest over? It should go on for like, 3 days.
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You've got till Tuesday, August 22.
That's the day Fox News says Iran's gonna detonate a nuke. We'd better get it over with before martial law kicks in.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yaaaaaaaay, I might take part in this if I find the time. When is the contest over? It should go on for like, 3 days.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:03:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Will a certain year Edsel earn extra points? And can I substitute a Mongolian for the Chinaman?
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Hey, man, like I'd know the difference.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could also do a picture of corn_nugget to cover both the pregnant woman and uber-user bases.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Will a certain year Edsel earn extra points? And can I substitute a Mongolian for the Chinaman?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guarantee someone is going to photoshop a picture of Matthew Broderick's severed head with those propellers he used to fly around with in the movie to cover two of the criteria.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall read and rate, 'cause I ain't got no photoshop. Shit.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-20 14:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now THAT is a random list of things...
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-20 13:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got dibs on the sloth and chinese man.
Or maybe I'll just cluster-fuck it all into one image.