What You Didn't Know About 9/11 (998 hits)
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Submitted by D 'T3h Conspiracy Theorist' Prime <dprime.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-20 15:33:54 EDT
Everyone laughs at 9/11 conspiracy theories, but do they really look at the evidence? If we just automatically disregard any ridiculous impractical conspiracy theory, why, how are we going to be able to tell when there's a REAL ridiculous, impractical conspiracy? And if you do scientifically refute these theories, how do we know that there isn't a larger conspiracy surrounding the one you think you've refuted, designed to fool you into believing that the smaller conspiracy isn't real? For example, you may (like Maddox) argue that steel loses 50% of its strength at 648 ° C, which is less than what jet fuel burns at (though steel's melting point is more,) but where did you get that information? Wikipedia, your textbook, science? How do you know that Wikipedia, your science textbook, and the entire scientific method aren't just U.S. government conspiracies too? Anyone who believes that steel loses 50% of its strength at 648 ° C is obviously a fascist with a dogmatic faith in the so-called "facts" they got from their so-called "sources," all of which are pawns of the U.S. Government, corporate America, and the flower industry, mere tools of the floral-corpo-gover-americo-evilo-industrial complex; you're immoral if you ask for further explanation; it's uncontroversial; what are you looking at?
Here is some irrefutable proof that 9/11 was a conspiracy by the U.S. Government.
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Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-06-11 17:04:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-21 21:12:25 EDT (#)
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I'm probably the most pro-freedom person you've ever conversed with you piece of shit.
Submitted by Jesus_Loves_TwEE (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:51:54 EDT (#)
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I just cant get over the fact that you hate freedom so much.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-21 17:13:57 EDT (#)
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It is a hidden code! And I cracked it!
It reads...
"I am... a fag... and a whore... and a n00b... and a douchebag... and a n00b."
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:33:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-08-20 23:44:24 (#)
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STOP LOOKING AT ME, SWAN!!!!
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wtf is this?
ocg just -2spammed ETS, Method, you, and a bunch of other people with the same message. Hidden code???
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:21:10 EDT (#)
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Everyone who gave this a bad rating is a dick.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-21 14:25:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:12:28 EDT (#)
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nicely done
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-21 09:11:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-21 07:28:22 EDT (#)
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Funny har har
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-21 01:15:55 EDT (#)
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"I may come back..."
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-21 01:15:04 EDT (#)
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Oh no! I had some free time and decided to come back! I suck!
Are you really such a piece of shit that you judge people's submissions on a website by whether or not you like their history of participation? Get a life douchebag.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-08-20 23:44:24 EDT (#)
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STOP LOOKING AT ME, SWAN!!!!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-08-20 23:35:56 EDT (#)
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"I'm leaving simply because this place isn't worth the time, and that probably goes for a lot of you as well, but what value it had still remains. "
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-20 23:16:23 EDT (#)
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What is this...A CENTER FOR ANTS?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-20 22:16:33 EDT (#)
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Nice psuedo-deep, vague, double-meaning, double-speak, jack ass. It really puts you on a higher level of perception.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-20 21:18:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:41:41 (#)
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I don't forgive you.
Is it because you think 9/11 IS a conspiracy you n00b?
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noob? Heh.
Yes, 9/11 was a conspiracy. In fact, whether you believe the government was part of it or not, it was still a conspiracy, just not in the way they're telling you.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-20 21:11:45 EDT (#)
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WE'VE BEEN TAKEN FOR A LOOP!?!!!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-20 20:52:24 EDT (#)
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lollerskates that was funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-20 20:28:08 EDT (#)
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Your first good post ever so I can't even give you a +2.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-08-20 20:19:18 EDT (#)
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Ok. This is actually really funny.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-20 19:55:53 EDT (#)
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The lowpoint was the tragedy that was this conspiracy! Everyone stop laughing at my post!!!!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-20 19:36:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-20 18:40:54 (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-20 18:38:07 (#)
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SHITCAKES EVERYONE RUN TO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
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+2 for that. I have no idea why, but that made me laugh out loud for about 5 minutes straight.
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That's because you have a 3rd grader's sense of humor and will laugh at anything colorful, pungent or sticky.
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Personally, I thought it was the low point in the whole thing.
Very funny post though.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-20 18:40:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-20 18:38:07 (#)
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SHITCAKES EVERYONE RUN TO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
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+2 for that. I have no idea why, but that made me laugh out loud for about 5 minutes straight.
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That's because you have a 3rd grader's sense of humor and will laugh at anything colorful, pungent or sticky.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-20 18:38:07 EDT (#)
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SHITCAKES EVERYONE RUN TO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
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+2 for that. I have no idea why, but that made me laugh out loud for about 5 minutes straight.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-08-20 18:29:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-20 18:15:57 EDT (#)
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I believe you.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:41:41 EDT (#)
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I don't forgive you.
Is it because you think 9/11 IS a conspiracy you n00b?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:40:50 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry... I just can't find the humor in this.
It's not a joke to me.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:33:56 EDT (#)
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moo
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:32:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:23:52 EDT (#)
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Somehow I'm getting the idea that you guys aren't taking me seriously.
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:23:33 EDT (#)
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I laughed the entire time...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:18:16 EDT (#)
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pretty awesome.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:08:04 EDT (#)
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Heh.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-08-20 16:05:30 EDT (#)
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Spot on
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:58:35 EDT (#)
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This is certainly getting a sequel.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:57:57 EDT (#)
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Not even my imagination can be more preposterous than the modern extreme left!
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:57:36 EDT (#)
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You should prove that Afghanistan and Iraq were just a media play to the US. We actually had volunteers get shot and killed just to keep them and the whole 9/11 thing going.
I have pictures you can use.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:56:05 EDT (#)
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`do you know how close I came to -2íng this before I saw the picture? I thought you were serious...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:55:38 EDT (#)
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Just do me a favor and leave the Holocaust alone.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:46:14 EDT (#)
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I fully support posts like this one.
... and those who post them of course.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:43:28 EDT (#)
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THIS WAS HORRIBLE
I LOVED IT
~looking forward to disproving WWII
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:37:34 EDT (#)
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Damn, it's too wide.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-20 15:36:09 EDT (#)
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Reasonably astute