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Why I hate working with old women (1403 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 0.75 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <thisfieldispointless@.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-21 08:18:22 EDT


1. They talk about shit that no one but themselves cares about...

2. They are half deaf so they talk about it extremly loudly.

3. They try to drag innocent bystanders (i.e. me) into their dumbass stories.

4. They laugh after everything they say, and it is the most retarted laughing I have ever heard

5. They never fucking shut up.

6. It is 7:15 am, only 15 minutes of this shit to go...God give me cancer now...take me from this horrid place

7. They never fucking shut up.

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User Reviews


Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-06-21 16:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

michaelahunt, you shoulda said:

"I'd punch them in the face. If the tree objects, it can punch me in the face too."

Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2003-06-21 14:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's funny when you rape old people, I can picture it now.

Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-06-21 13:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Some old people are cute.
You just don't know how to tolerate them.

Submitted by michaelahunt (user info) at 2003-06-21 11:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I was walking down the street the other day, and i was carving my name in this tree. This old fart starting yelling at me saying 'how would u like it if someone was carving your name into your leg'. What a stupid bitch, trees don't have nerves, they can't feel anything. it doesn't take a genius to realise that.

Submitted by worksucks (user info) at 2003-06-21 08:19:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess #6 isn't really a reason...


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