Second try, welcome to the team (1020 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.47 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Uberjunkie (View user info) at 2006-08-21 11:49:23 EDT
So I am a noob. What can I do? I laughed all night at the not so warm welcome I got on Friday. It's pretty cool that some people think I am an "alter." Here is my second attempt to woo you. I'm sure you'll still hate me though.
So, as I mentioned, I play ice hockey in a local women's league. It was an easy transition from co-ed roller hockey but I was a little nervous about meeting my new team mates. I arrived at the first game ready to play and found my locker room down the second hall. There were already a few chicks getting dressed so I found a spot on the far bench, plopped my bag down, and started to undress.
I had come with little preconception about what the other girls would be like. As more players arrived and the locker room filled up, introductions began as we stripped our clothes and geared up. Some of the women had children and some were into other sports like softball, volleyball, and soccer.
When we were all ready, we skated out to our bench and started our warm-up routine. I play defense and I wanted to get to know my line mate before the puck dropped. I skated over to her and we engaged in conversation. Everything seemed perfectly normal until I heard her say, "I used to date number seven." Huh? Did I just hear that right? She was pointing to a tall blonde woman on the opposite team. "Er, umm," I stammered.
I took a nervous look around searching for something to say. Then I started to realize that most of my team mates were pretty hot in that athletic sexy kind of way. I had never considered that my introduction to bisexuality would have been at a hockey game. Don't get me wrong, I love sex with men. It's just that this was a brand new thought for me and I was wet.
Concentrating on playing the game was difficult to say the least. I honestly don't know how guys get through the day. I had never been this turned on before. We won 7 to 3.
After the obligatory recreation league tradition of congratulating the losers for a game well played, my team made a bee line for our locker room. Tired, hot, and sweaty, we could not get our protective gear off fast enough. After several minutes of unbuckling buckles and tugging on laces, we were all sitting there in sports bras and panties. One girl still had a sock on.
Then, because I was the "new girl," I guess there was some unspoken agreement among the others. They descended upon me slowly and softly at first. One girl came up behind me and swept all of my hair up off may face and tugged it back into a handle. Then another approached from the right. She unhooked and removed my bra in one easy move with just one hand. I was so shocked I just sat there staring. The team captain crawled up to me head on. With her teeth, she ever so delicately removed my panties and it was on.
Pleasure radiated through my body as the countless hands caressed and teased me. I wanted this so bad I felt like I was going to explode. My nipples were hard and I could hear a buzzing noise, or was that the Zamboni cleaning the ice for the next game? I started to moan, a sound I had never heard myself make before. There was friction in all the right places. I was being licked, rubbed, and sucked by women I didn't even know and it was wonderful. Oh it was, it was.
I came hard. Twice.
Welcome to the team.
User Reviews
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-22 13:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-22 05:52:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more rape. Also a needs more domination, I mean these lezzy stories are only ever really good when you're goinng on about a girl, or other generic vulnernerable female, who is not a lesbian but is cruelly forced into these acts. Now yes; they can be a submissive who gets off on it all but it must be remembered that these titilating stories are all psychological, particularly when the protagonist is female.
Now it's all very well to go on about her squidgy pocket but you've got to capture all the little elements in these stories. How the fabric of her clothes rub against her nipples as she plays, the feel of her opponents as they clash on the ice, the scintilating sensation of cold and warm moistness in her nether regions. Then again, in ice hockey you wear all manner of bulky armour so you'd really just have to be unsubtle about it and do a bit wear she fell down on the ice with an opponent and smelt her neck.
The trick is to have her associating those sexual feelings with a man in her life and thus you can bring in her shame when she is gang fucked by her team. Also the sense of comraderie. The scream of silence, the self loathing, the taboo pleasure, the desire to conform and so on.
Just make it interesting. Put some effort in.
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Thanks Berty, good criticism. I'll work on it.
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-22 13:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:32:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
I read that tepid, junior high written inspired lesbian fantasy and said meh. I saw your pic and threw up in my mouth a little
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Don't be upset because your dick got hard. It's supposed to do that.
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See, the thing about girls playing hockey is they just don't move right. Even the "great" Wickenheiser. Watching women's hockey is like watching regular Bantam boys hockey. Girls can play solid positional hockey but they can't skate, they definatly can't shoot, they use thier sticks more than thier body, thier passing is weak at best, and they can't hit. I'm glad you like to play so here's a +2. It's unfortunate that girls can't play properly.
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:58:33 (#)
Ranking: -1
this was actually a good story but i can't give you a positive rating just because i'm pretty sure this is all made up. it is highly unlikely that at your age (not that you're old) this was your first bisexual thought, and, for it to be your first encounter you acted as if you weren't even fazed by it. it's a little contradictory when a few paragraphs before when a teammate said she dated another player you said got nervous. also, did they not care about anyone else walking in on them and making a scene? i mean, you were in a random locker room. plus, i think i saw this in a movie at some point. i think it was called "Boogie Nights 2: Roller Girl joins the team."
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So you are "pretty sure" it didn't happen huh? Did I say what age I was when this took place? The locker rooms have locks on the doors by the way. Nice Boogie Nights reference - funny.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read that tepid, junior high written inspired lesbian fantasy and said meh. I saw your pic and threw up in my mouth a little
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-22 06:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Belle. You, amongst all people, must surely be able to appreciate a bit of femdom.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2006-08-22 06:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
BERTY!!! You have shocked and appalled me. Or something similar.
I didnt read this - however, I trust the judgment of my fellow Uberites, and give you a much underrated -1 (not enough effort to warrant a -2).
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-22 05:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more rape. Also a needs more domination, I mean these lezzy stories are only ever really good when you're goinng on about a girl, or other generic vulnernerable female, who is not a lesbian but is cruelly forced into these acts. Now yes; they can be a submissive who gets off on it all but it must be remembered that these titilating stories are all psychological, particularly when the protagonist is female.
Now it's all very well to go on about her squidgy pocket but you've got to capture all the little elements in these stories. How the fabric of her clothes rub against her nipples as she plays, the feel of her opponents as they clash on the ice, the scintilating sensation of cold and warm moistness in her nether regions. Then again, in ice hockey you wear all manner of bulky armour so you'd really just have to be unsubtle about it and do a bit wear she fell down on the ice with an opponent and smelt her neck.
The trick is to have her associating those sexual feelings with a man in her life and thus you can bring in her shame when she is gang fucked by her team. Also the sense of comraderie. The scream of silence, the self loathing, the taboo pleasure, the desire to conform and so on.
Just make it interesting. Put some effort in.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-08-22 03:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
bullshit...i don't believe a word of this
even if you are a: titty-rubbing, man-O-war strap-on wearing dyke
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-22 03:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ya know what? -2 for fucking with my mind, with you kind of looking like my mother and then getting lesbo gang banged by a hockey team. it just fucks with a dudes head...I'm not sure I can get it up after all this...damn you
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-22 03:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because my sister ruined my favourite fantasy by disclosing that she was gay, and was moving in with a woman who looked as if she belonged in an East German Shot Putt team. I'll never forgive her for that.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:58:33 (#)
Ranking: -1
this was actually a good story but i can't give you a positive rating just because i'm pretty sure this is all made up. it is highly unlikely that at your age (not that you're old) this was your first bisexual thought, and, for it to be your first encounter you acted as if you weren't even fazed by it. it's a little contradictory when a few paragraphs before when a teammate said she dated another player you said got nervous. also, did they not care about anyone else walking in on them and making a scene? i mean, you were in a random locker room. plus, i think i saw this in a movie at some point. i think it was called "Boogie Nights 2: Roller Girl joins the team."
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HOLY SHIT THERE'S A BOOGIE NIGHTS 2?!?!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-21 21:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your story is generic and you're coming off pretty desperate. Nice camwhore though.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-21 21:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What, all this talk about orcs and not a mention of me?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-21 21:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck Method, don't you have enough alters to manage?..
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:46:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy wrinkled eyeballs, Batman!
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HAHAHA
[scrolls up, looks at eyes again]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy wrinkled eyeballs, Batman!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was fun, a total lie, but a fun lie. Welcome to ubersite Kathy Griffin. We expect nude photos soon.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
a swing....and a miss.
try again.
but hey, my first post sucked major donkey ass, but over time i've upgraded to sucking monkey ass. I think that's an acomplishment; and one day, when you stop sucking method's ass, and begin to suck my ass, then that would be an upgrade for you as well. Definately an accomplishment if I may say so.
but a -1, only because you sort of look like my mother, and I don't think I could -2DIE my mom.
yet.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This story, in combination with that picture.... made me vomit.
And shlongy, you'd fuck anything with a heartbeat, because as fucking dog-ugly as you and your phallic nose are, you have to take whatever you can get, so I understand why you're trying to stick up for this hideous beast (because you think it might get you some).
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and the fact that you didn't reply to my comments confirms my suspicion. good try though.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nah, this is shit.
but the amusing altercation between Hilarity and Shlongy plus the absolutely, rolling-on-the-floor-laughing, hilarious picture Method linked...
shit, clicking this post was the best thing to happen to me today.
So I'm going 0.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would rather sodomize an oompah loompah
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
this was actually a good story but i can't give you a positive rating just because i'm pretty sure this is all made up. it is highly unlikely that at your age (not that you're old) this was your first bisexual thought, and, for it to be your first encounter you acted as if you weren't even fazed by it. it's a little contradictory when a few paragraphs before when a teammate said she dated another player you said got nervous. also, did they not care about anyone else walking in on them and making a scene? i mean, you were in a random locker room. plus, i think i saw this in a movie at some point. i think it was called "Boogie Nights 2: Roller Girl joins the team."
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're starting to look like an uglier kathy griffin.
stop trying.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
maybe try not to be a stereotype of yourself
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:00:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
I have lots of room to talk.
Shut your pie hole...and shut that other Windsor Tunnel of a hole you're sportin', while you're at it.
Who the fuck are YOU to judge some other broad?
Leave it to the men in this room to tell her she's ugly.
I bet she hasn't been trolling Uber for dates like you have, slore.
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Shlongy's Cialis shipment from Canada came early this week, I see.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahaha
I love this fucking place
My friend today called me extremely concerned because I stole this picture
http://www.nymethod.com/rollin.jpg
from a post today and plastered it all over myspace.
She said that I will most likely have retarded children and that she's praying for my soul.
I told her that it doesn't really count because it's the internet.
She hung up on me.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-08-21 14:28:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
Riiiiight... as if either of you retards have any fucking room to talk.
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I don't need room to talk.
Your comments below say nothing more than "Hey! *I'm* the queen of Ubersite, who do you think you are? Oh, and you're ugly."
The only difference between you and this n00b chick is that a lesbian encounter involving HER might actually be hot, whereas with YOU it'd be simply nauseating.
Come to think of it, she actually does have kind of a nice ass ... I'd do her in the pooper.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'D DO IT!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I take it back. I printed your picture out and came all over it.
You did not, in fact, need a hot load on your face.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have lots of room to talk.
Shut your pie hole...and shut that other Windsor Tunnel of a hole you're sportin', while you're at it.
Who the fuck are YOU to judge some other broad?
Leave it to the men in this room to tell her she's ugly.
I bet she hasn't been trolling Uber for dates like you have, slore.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-08-21 14:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Riiiiight... as if either of you retards have any fucking room to talk.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-21 14:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-21 14:09:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck are YOU to talk about who's "pretty" and who's not, Hilarity, ya goddamn internet skank?
Shut the fuck up.
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I second this sentiment.
Hilarity you bring very little to this site and your jealousy here is inexplicably obvious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-21 14:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who the fuck are YOU to talk about who's "pretty" and who's not, Hilarity, ya goddamn internet skank?
Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-08-21 13:53:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:52:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
I anin't reading any of that.
Stop trying to be our "friend". There are no friends here. We'd stab each other in the back in a heartbeat. The sooner you learn that, the better off you are.
Now, stop posting.
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He's right, you know. This isn't some happy, shiney, let's all hold hands in a fucking caring is sharing circle, romper room situation you're getting yourself into. It's more along the lines of kill or be killed.
Now, you could always whore yourself out to gain some quick and dirty notoriety, but after seeing those pics, that option may be a little out of your reach because you aren't really what most people with eyes would call attractive. Your only other real option would be to write something good and gain some respectable notoriety, but this garbage you've posted didn't achieve that either.
All I can say after glancing over this, I hope you didn't ruin my favorite type of porn for me. Stop posting before you do.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-08-21 13:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-21 12:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Grandma, is that you??
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-21 12:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Swallow my batch.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-21 12:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-21 12:00:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are hated because of your sincerity, woman.
Grow some callouses and try again. Till then, you suck.
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Just -2 underoath emo.
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-21 12:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:54:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
What WoW server are you on?
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Hyjal
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-21 12:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is obviously bullshit.
Even the snaggliest bull dyke wouldn't touch you.
Harpy.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-21 12:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your second try. I think you scored.
i think they're going to like you now.
woman on woman sex is very popular
with the boys here.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-21 12:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are hated because of your sincerity, woman.
Grow some callouses and try again. Till then, you suck.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-21 12:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Needs more hot loads on your face.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:54:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
What WoW server are you on?
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I have a hunch that it's the orc one.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't read any of that, but you could make any picture of you look better if you would just slam your face into a food processor and use the Puree button somewhere in the neighborhood of 3-7 hundred times. Or you could just show us your twat.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm quite certain this didn't happen.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
**Any or all of the above story may not have actually happened as described**
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What WoW server are you on?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I anin't reading any of that.
Stop trying to be our "friend". There are no friends here. We'd stab each other in the back in a heartbeat. The sooner you learn that, the better off you are.
Now, stop posting.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://veged.ru/forlj/orc.jpg
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
her name was mr ed
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-21 11:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Show me your hole.