Uberpoll 2006! (1315 hits)
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Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2006-08-21 15:41:58 EDT
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Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
still?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-24 16:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a Yes man.
Count it.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2006-08-23 22:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
From UberMadness champion to this.
No.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Statistically, one would say that it would be close to a 50-50 split once the votes are tallied.
But then again, this is Uber, so it would say a lot if one wins by a landslide.
Yes or no?
I suppose it would be a bit ironic if "Yes" were to win, because this is an overly pessimistic place to be. However, it wouldn't be at all surprising if "yes" wins because maybe everybody here is protesting predictability by voting exactly the opposite of what they feel.
Me? I'm simply confusing myself. I'll just answer "no" on this one and spare you the time it will take to read all about my circular thought process.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-23 12:43:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2006-08-22 15:35:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack, I will send you fan mail if you email me! josie.brown.at.gmail.com
Just finished Made in the USA and loved it loved it loved it!
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ECCENTRIC WRITER SEEKS GROUPIES
PLEASE CALL EASTSIDE 744 AND LEAVE MESSAGE
You loved it even with all the errors?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"You could always post a book review here or on Amazon," he said, slowly stroking his massive, throbbing ego.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2006-08-22 19:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-22 16:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait...what am I voting for? For having a pole?
Why don't you just do it?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2006-08-22 15:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jack, I will send you fan mail if you email me! josie.brown.at.gmail.com
Just finished Made in the USA and loved it loved it loved it!
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-22 13:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nader
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-22 13:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:05:28 (#)
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How in the name of Jesus did this get most heated?
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Well since our very way of living is being challenged I think the answer is fairly obvious Jack.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-22 13:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahaha...
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-22 13:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
God damn it all you fuckers voting Yes! Can't you see what Yes brings to the table? The positive connotation just kills all of its credibility.
The obvious choice here is No. Any of you that vote yes need to get your facts straight. Jesus...
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, but I heard her cockpit holds a crew of 12.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:22:06 EDT (#)
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Did you know the Paris Hilton has a ballroom capacity of almost 800 people per night?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:21:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:05:28 (#)
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How in the name of Jesus did this get most heated?
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Because most uber users jump at the chance to give smartass answers...myself included.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:17:39 EDT (#)
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I'll go with YES
and pretending that the question is, can you get potentially fatal meningitis from eating snails
I'm just sayin'
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:05:28 EDT (#)
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How in the name of Jesus did this get most heated?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:16:10 EDT (#)
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Why isn't theer a 'don't know' button?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-08-22 09:56:16 EDT (#)
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for the love of god. surely you have something better to do, jack?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-22 09:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-21 21:47:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-21 21:22:43 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:42:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Go read "The Very Best Thong of All."
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Now that's a Freudian slip. HA!
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I only wear my Freudian slip on Wednesdays. Monday is Pavlov panty day.
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+2 for this
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-08-22 09:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN NOMINATED FOR SOMETHING???????
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-22 08:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no I won't sleep with you
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-22 00:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-08-21 21:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes
YEs
YES
YES
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-21 21:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-21 21:22:43 (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:42:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Go read "The Very Best Thong of All."
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Now that's a Freudian slip. HA!
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I only wear my Freudian slip on Wednesdays. Monday is Pavlov panty day.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-21 21:22:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:42:56 (#)
Ranking: 2
Go read "The Very Best Thong of All."
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Now that's a Freudian slip. HA!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:24:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:25:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:03:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sound familiar?"""
Sounds like you need a class in statistics because a handful of respondent means fuck all.
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Get lost, you coke-snorting, STD laden whore. I'm not talking to you.
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the post didn't specify any exceptions, so yes, you were talking to me, you cat herding repressed homo.
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Cat herding is the #1 occupation in Montreal amongst the intelligent folk.
Oh wait. It's Caul. Never mind. . . :-/
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:25:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:03:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sound familiar?"""
Sounds like you need a class in statistics because a handful of respondent means fuck all.
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Get lost, you coke-snorting, STD laden whore. I'm not talking to you.
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the post didn't specify any exceptions, so yes, you were talking to me, you cat herding repressed homo.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"D"
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Splunge.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-21 20:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I vote for Harper.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*thing*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:42:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:09:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
The only good thing you've ever done was The Midnight Blue Semi.
You're such an asshole, getting a positive rating for just a pic because people rate the poster and not the post.
I've thought about it, decided that this post is shit, and will present you with this nice little -1.
Go back to writing... well, everything else you ever wrote before this.
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Opinions are like assholes, kinda like you. You certainly haven't gone back and
read all of the fiction Jack wrote, or you are just an illiterate retard. Jack is
one of the top fiction writers on this site, if not indeed the top.
Go read "The Very Best Thong of All."
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Really don't get the point.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What just happened here?
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I say unto thee, NAY!
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes.
if Jack says so, it must be true.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-21 19:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
u post crap
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No
Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:03:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sound familiar?"""
Sounds like you need a class in statistics because a handful of respondent means fuck all.
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Get lost, you coke-snorting, STD laden whore. I'm not talking to you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-21 18:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sound familiar?"""
Sounds like you need a class in statistics because a handful of respondent means fuck all.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-21 17:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The tally so far...
Over one dozen potential respondents did not vote.
Some respondents voted twice, and those votes were not counted.
There were 4 'yes' votes.
There were 3 'no' votes.
With about half of the respondents voting, YES squeezes in by a hair.
Sound familiar?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-08-21 17:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yes. Maybe?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heads!
100 times.
In a row.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*flips coin*
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:29:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
RATE THE POSTER NOT THE POST DAMMIT
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If the person has a reputation for posting decent things, they can slide with the occasional shitpost because the impression has already been made.
Fine line between honestly rating/understanding reputation.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:28:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:09:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
The only good thing you've ever done was The Midnight Blue Semi.
You're such an asshole, getting a positive rating for just a pic because people rate the poster and not the post.
I've thought about it, decided that this post is shit, and will present you with this nice little -1.
Go back to writing... well, everything else you ever wrote before this.
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He can do that, fuckhead. Cut your teeth here for as long as he has, write some decent shit and then say something.
Or just shut the fuck up.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RATE THE POSTER NOT THE POST DAMMIT
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:09:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
The only good thing you've ever done was The Midnight Blue Semi.
You're such an asshole, getting a positive rating for just a pic because people rate the poster and not the post.
I've thought about it, decided that this post is shit, and will present you with this nice little -1.
Go back to writing... well, everything else you ever wrote before this.
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Stfu you worthless trisomic noob. Jack McCallum has a reputation for being a good writer, and you have a reputation for being a sycophantic retard. who are you to attempt to influence how anyone rates, stick your -1 up your ass cacogenic croco-rapist.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:17:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I CLICKED BOTH YES AND NO AND NOTHING HAPPENED. BULLSHIT.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:09:42 (#)
Ranking: -1
The only good thing you've ever done was The Midnight Blue Semi.
You're such an asshole, getting a positive rating for just a pic because people rate the poster and not the post.
I've thought about it, decided that this post is shit, and will present you with this nice little -1.
Go back to writing... well, everything else you ever wrote before this. -
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Feedback works both ways in a free society, so 'go fuck yourself.'
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is what I'm talkin' about...
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The only good thing you've ever done was The Midnight Blue Semi.
You're such an asshole, getting a positive rating for just a pic because people rate the poster and not the post.
I've thought about it, decided that this post is shit, and will present you with this nice little -1.
Go back to writing... well, everything else you ever wrote before this.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Peter Weet Pan lookalike below.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Effeminate gentleman possessing homosexual and sodomical tendencies toward members of the male sex and to carnally know in the manner and position of beasts his own fellow gentlemen below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Glory Hole Operator Below
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought I was voting for yes, but now it says no!
The ballot is confusing.
I DEMAND INTERVENTION BY THE SUPREME COURT.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-21 16:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MAYBE
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:59:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:47:46 (#)
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I'm guessing whysenheimer votes 'fag below'
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Fag above
Ci senor Jacker!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:44:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, goddamn it. I am sick and tired of all this sensitive pussyfooting bullshit.
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Typical right wing propaganda.
fucking Nazi.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:48:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Beware the hanging chad.
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Beware the hanging chav.
My vote's no, by the way.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TACO
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe.
Submitted by Samo (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He does not serve kings and princes,
He sets himself higher goals.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:50:26 EDT (#)
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NES!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:50:17 EDT (#)
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YO!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:46:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
VERBOETEN!
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I vote for Snark.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never say yes to anything until I know the question...you never know what kind of oddness you are consenting to. Unless its crack, I always say yes to crack.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There is a void missing in this post.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beware the hanging chad.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
affirmative
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm guessing whysenheimer votes 'fag below'
Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:47:06 EDT (#)
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My vote lies with the communists.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
we need Jonukah's COMPUTER to come and tell us what the question is I guess.
The answer is obviously 42.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
VERBOETEN!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, goddamn it. I am sick and tired of all this sensitive pussyfooting bullshit.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always a Yes for you jacky boy
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-21 15:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um...yes?