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Spastic cows make great dates, and other hilarious antics! (Now more Interesting than Trains) (2160 hits)

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Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2006-08-22 00:07:16 EDT


Darko rapes Asian children and shits on their chest. Male children. But that's

Awesome face's last post was overrated.

"we have pancakes only on pancake day
and then with lemon juice"




Hello

You're awfully quiet.

Why aren't you talking.?

Why won't you talk to me?

Raise your hand if you aren't a communist

*raises internet hand*

You didn't raise your hand!

You must not love America, Comrade.

What are you doing.

You're spying on the government aren't you, Boris.

I thought so, you dirty commie.


AAAAHHHHHH GOD THERE EVERYWHERE
GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF


And that's how I got your mother to take anal for the first time.

That's awful.

Doesn't matter.

I had sweet buttsecks, and that was all dat mattered.

Incidentally, it's how she died.

Rectal bleeding and internal damage.

The really sad part is she was a better fuck dead than alive.

WOOT!




Bananaphone insertion. It doesn't have a ringtone but it's always set to vibrate.


I am tired of feminism.
We gave you the power to vote, and we can take it back.
If pregnant women can blame anything they do on pregnancy due to hormones, shouldn't rape, among other things, be legal for males at the age of 14 and above.

<
HighVoltage900:

"midget" "cum shot" "marked down price"

Fuck you Julius Caesar! I got the last laugh!



>

Hitler on a plane
getting mad
because the movie's Schindler's List
Thank's Gofer

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A big ol' snake - snake a snake oh it's a snake




"awesome face: you guys ever see those signs that say "slow children at play"
that sign is a fucking lie
ilikesteak: yes
awesome face: those fuckers are fast
HighVoltage900: Not when you tie them up
"

Cake!

puppies.wmv (2 MB) [video/x-ms-wmv]

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-11-30 17:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That was not puppies.

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf! <interrobang>

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-12 20:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

u ripped off ma vomitous peener post...

FOR THIS U WILL PAY

GO SOX WOO!!!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-28 17:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw this. I laughed at it.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-23 03:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 me

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-23 02:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-23 01:27:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hello my name is shitfuck. How may I rapist you?

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Any way you want.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-23 01:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hello my name is shitfuck. How may I rapist you?

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-22 19:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd fuck this post in it's tight asshole.

For real.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-22 18:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Comment.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-22 16:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF?

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-22 16:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Thanks for the linkwhore? I enjoyed the randomness.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-22 13:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:26:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:03:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

badgers approve this post

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No, we think it was Worth reading(+0)

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Tha badger has spoken.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm down with the brown.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:03:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

badgers approve this post

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No, we think it was Worth reading(+0)

Submitted by GodtheFather (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"The really sad part is she was a better fuck dead than alive."

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

badgers approve this post

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-22 09:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Because I'm being a pal.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-22 08:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why is everyone only just becoming interested in badgers? We have always been interesting...

Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-22 08:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

sorry...I'm thinking trains are still a little more interesting.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-22 04:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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A big ol' snake - snake a snake oh it's a snake

+2 for reminding me of this site: www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/






Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-22 00:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 allègrement

Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-22 00:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-22 00:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey...those fuckers are fast.

And that post kicked ass!

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-22 00:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm in it

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-08-22 00:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm talking to you right now!

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-22 00:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 namedrop

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-22 00:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't click on the link.


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lightbulb.

-- Homer Simpson
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