What Would You Guys Say To Another Serious D-Prime Madness? (1246 hits)
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Submitted by D 'Madness' Prime <dprime.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-22 01:00:22 EDT
Following DPMI, I and a few others were filled with excitement in anticipation of DPMII and how much it was going to rock. DPMI had been pretty cool and the entire D-Prime Madness idea was obviously much better than Ubermadness (which sucks.) Unfortunately, I botched this much larger was-going-to-be-much-bigger chance by losing Internet access just before it was set to start. So, there went my reputation.
I would like to ask if anyone would be interested if I tried to host D-Prime Madness II again, for real this time? I would make the dates more spaced apart and be much more careful this time, and I promise it will be administrated seriously (sans another tragic coincidence that causes my absence.) I'll even make sure there's back-up to take over in case I screw up (which I promise I won't.)
If I see that a high enough number of people are interested in a writing tournament on Ubersite, I'll start it up. What do you say?
User Reviews
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fuck D-Prime in the ass.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-23 18:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-08-23 12:08:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-22 18:44:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is like UberMadness with a limp dick.
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I didn't recall UM involving dick. """
uh.... razor ran it?
Ooooh snap!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-08-23 13:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd hit it.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-08-23 12:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thinking about it, there may have been a blood orgy or 2 that transpired, but, no, i clearly don't remember dick.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-08-23 12:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-22 18:44:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is like UberMadness with a limp dick.
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I didn't recall UM involving dick.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-23 03:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I sincerely apoligize to those who were affected by the mishap of DPMII.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-23 03:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my critics need to be more creative. what are you basing your simplistic, senseless comments on?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-22 18:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is like UberMadness with a limp dick.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-22 18:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'd say cock off you fucking n00b
Submitted by mallett (user info) at 2006-08-22 16:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
in.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2006-08-22 16:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd say you're a loser who desperately needs a life
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-22 14:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Indeed, sir!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-22 14:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:01:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in, though I'm still quite peeved at the fallout of last year's DPII. I spent a while working on my post.
Secure the whole internet access thing and I'm in, so long as Darko's D-Prime Madness doesn't count. And I'm still doing UMIV, whenever that happens.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-22 13:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:52:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Good idea. I'll make the preliminary round (or if we get a power of 2 as the number of members, the first round) the "ADD round" to keep things simple.
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You will not do this.
ADD was ran by a much loved user, info seen here: http://www.ubersite.com/u/scourge.
His legions of adoring fans will riot if you were to sully the good name of his, the best ever, competition on Uber.
I have spoken.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-22 13:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-22 13:12:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
D-Prime Madness is DEAD! Call it something else, and have someone else host it, and you'll have a chance. Where's Brd_Nkd when you need him?
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so then you support changing ratings and discountings others' opinions at a whim? not that i have anything against brd, but i wouldn't do another of his comps.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-22 13:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fiction blows.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-08-22 13:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'd say
"for everthing, turn turn turn"
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-22 13:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not sure why anyone would, based on how sandy your vagina got when you bitched about the favor that I tried to do for you in the last debacle.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/77787
Even the darko one sucked balls.
D-Prime Madness is DEAD! Call it something else, and have someone else host it, and you'll have a chance. Where's Brd_Nkd when you need him?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone's a fan of spite -2s.
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:03:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
I got a great solution for those who believe this will be a bad idea and aren't interested: Don't join, and stop being an asshole! Just sit still and play with yourselves until Whoever decides to start the next UM.
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ETS = Teh n00b sauce.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd say go fuck yourself.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got a great solution for those who believe this will be a bad idea and aren't interested: Don't join, and stop being an asshole! Just sit still and play with yourselves until Whoever decides to start the next UM.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It will count with an asterisk.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:01:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:58:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
I would say fuck off and I'll wait for UM IV.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in, though I'm still quite peeved at the fallout of last year's DPII. I spent a while working on my post.
Secure the whole internet access thing and I'm in, so long as Darko's D-Prime Madness doesn't count. And I'm still doing UMIV, whenever that happens.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:55:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Responces to all of your comments and questions:
- There WILL be asterisks.
- I will use a modern, dynamic title strategy.
- There will be a sign-up page to join. I'll make sure you see it.
- There WILL be cockiness.
- D-Prime Madness is a writing tournament held by myself and all the cool Uberers because Ubermadness sucks ass.
- Everyone who doesn't like D-Prime or D-Prime Madness Inc is a big piece of shit.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Badass, why the hate? Where happened to the love we once shared?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92094#2110434
I didn't say it was a GOOD thing.
Cool, looks like there are enough people where it would work.
If I didn't know better, I'd start to get the slightest impression that there are individuals on this site who don't like me very much.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would say fuck off and I'll wait for UM IV.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think i am in, but I am going back to school here right away, meh, i suppose i could make a post at home. Though being B@W really helps my creativity...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89428
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-22 09:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will give my reply via yoga, and I will be in the Negative Position.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-22 09:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would say sign me up.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-22 09:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would have to say no.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-22 09:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not interested.
But I heard the guy across the galaxy is. Go there. And just stay there, please.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-22 08:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:35:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fact: about 100 ubersite posts include 'D-Prime' in the title.
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So? About 1,264,784,837,364 posts are about Shlongy.
Just imagine it....Shlongy madness!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-22 08:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd say fuck off.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-22 08:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll play
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-08-22 07:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-22 07:13:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
F U
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-22 07:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in...I didn't make the last one but I'd love to get in on this one.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-22 07:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
F U
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-22 05:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What is this D-Prime madness of which you speak? Or do I have to stop being a lazy fuck and look it up?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-22 04:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll do it again.
But no cockiness from you mister
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-22 04:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, what the hell.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-22 03:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hopefully you'll be IN the ADD round. If not, I'll add one.
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how would I get into it?
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-08-22 03:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm down
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-08-22 03:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-08-22 03:22:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm down on the condition that the titles suck far less than DPMPBD.
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and no asterisk because of possible corruption when he ran the other "tournament"
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-08-22 03:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm down on the condition that the titles suck far less than DPMPBD.
Fecking terrible
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone cries their first time.
Hopefully you'll be IN the ADD round. If not, I'll add one.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"D-Prime Madness presented by Darko has the power to kill pets, so don't fuck with it."
"D-Prime Madness presented by D-Prime has the power to kill buses chalk filled with school children, so don't fuck with it."
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet, I'll submit something for it too.
*tears of joy*
my first d-prime madness
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good idea. I'll make the preliminary round (or if we get a power of 2 as the number of members, the first round) the "ADD round" to keep things simple.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
works for me!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay deal, but you're getting an asterisk followed by (probably because of corruption as he ran the tournament.)
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the brought by darko is because you weren't around, I was filling the void. Now tghe series continues, with MY name being on the dprime madness cup along with Xcuses.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:46:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/91007#2078253
short stories, 500 words or less. Something that actually drew a fair amount of great stories.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay maybe.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yours is DPMII brought by Darko. Mine is DPMII brought by D-Prime, completely different!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I demand recognition for my DPMAdness II and that yours be the third one.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:40:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay I lied, what is ADD?
Everyone look at this important update on the conspiracy: http://lolconspiracy.ytmnd.com/
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so...you gonna put it up there? or what?
I'll keep +2'ing you......
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was pretending not to know, TO TEST YOU.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:20:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh, what are you talking about?
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*hangs head in shame*
never mind.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to add "10 000 seed points for every review on this post."
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your overall rating is very important. A 0.5 will probably clinch a not-lowest seed position.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yessir
maybe im not the lowest seed this time?
I dont even know what my overall rating is right now
something positive
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You were the lowest seed.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The mighty D-Prime says that yes, he does remember.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For shits and giggles...
i was in the original DPRIME MADNESS as the user egadz
remember me o mighty D-Prime?
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eye woulf luv to right a sotry!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fact: about 100 ubersite posts include 'D-Prime' in the title.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
w00t, this is looking pretty good.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Count me in
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm more of a spectator sport kinda guy. None of my writing has won any awards, so I generaly keep it to myself.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I can get 8 people to participate, I'll do it.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, there's interest alright. I'm more than happy to sit back and watch people fight, with words, over, um, "internet cred'"...
Not quite as good as watching people fight with sledgehammers and crowbars over a chance to slap Hillary Clinton in the mouth, but I'll settle for what I can get.
Besides, it's good for the community.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uh, what are you talking about?
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i certainly enjoyed the ADD thing. maybe you could make that a category or something...
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just read one from the front page. I gave it an honest +2.
Oh noooz. YOUVE RUINED MY PERFECT RATING.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm Chris. Not a Chris you know. I'm not an alter or a repeat user.
Read my shit sometime when you care. Some of it doesn't suck.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait... that would make you an alter, and your posts don't really seem to corrispond with that.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well in that case no I don't know who you are.
Are you Scott? Scott told me he'd make another account but wouldn't tell me which it was.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I was an alter.
People might read my shit if I was
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you an alter of a veteran? o_0
Are you an alter of ME?
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do you know who I am?
that's the real question
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm starting to wonder why so many people who joined after my original reign know who I am. It's kind of creepy.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you know what the old DPMs were? I assume you have an idea if you are so apt to show interest in this one.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yep
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-08-22 01:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
[Raises Hand]