a little story for all to behold (348 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.5 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DuiTicket (View user info) at 2006-08-22 02:10:49 EDT
once upon a midnight dreary,
on a midnight ferry,
i spot a midnight fairy,
oh wo what a site to behold,
a nice innoncent face that made Lo a hoe!
alas the midnight fairy was in tears,
cry and cry she did with fiery,
she wants a McFlurry but none was to behold,
for none is upon such a dreary night,
what a dreary sight she was,
for all that i do no care,
until she mentioned a midnight reward,
a pushing on her cushion was the deal,
with the deal sealed,
i was off upon my midnight quest for a McFlurry,
for all that my deniro was used,
with furry the midnight fairy gulp the McFlurry,
alas as she ate she became enormous,
no longer was i amorous for her,
but an adage appear and that was more cushion for the pushing,
pushed the cushion i did........
until i woke and i was pushing into a cushion!
moral of the story is ...... i want a McFlurry
User Reviews
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sucked.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DAMMIT, FUCKING BART AND DELETING MY WHITESPACE
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-22 10:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A big -2 for all to behold...
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-22 09:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
poop
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-22 09:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mmmmm...
mcflurry
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-22 08:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please do society a favor and remove all semblence of your having EVER existed from this planet.
Thank you.
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-22 07:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-22 05:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for me being the second.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
okay, +2 for me being the first to rate you...evar.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
hey! I broke your uber-cherry!
yay me!
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-22 02:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ummmmm......
meh?