This one time, at band camp… (444 hits)
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Submitted by Uberjunkie (View user info) at 2006-08-22 11:52:41 EDT
When I was a teenager I was sent on some teen camping expeditions a few summers in a row. This was primarily to give my parents a break from being parents for a week in the middle of my three month vacation from junior high school. All the kids on the bus were about 12 to 15 years old except for this one year when a mentally retarded girl, Rhonda, was sent on the trip with us. She was much older, probably 20 or something, but since she was retarded I guess the youth group decided she could go.
This particular year the camping trip included a white water rafting excursion. For the first three days we floated down the river in two big rubber rafts with all of our food and camping gear strapped down in water tight bags. Being completely young impatient fools, when things got slow, such as when there were no huge rapids coming up around the next bend, we turned to water fights and pushing each other out of the rafts. "Boys against girls" mostly, but sometimes it was raft #1 versus raft #2.
We had to be very careful not to mess up the pristine wildlife around us as we camped along the river bank each night. Since the climate was extremely arid, we were told that even our shit would not decompose and they made us crap in some ammo cans. Only a few kids were able to hold it for all three days until we got back to civilization. I wasn't one of them. I am scarred for life after having to shit in that little ammo box. But anyway, back to the story.
During one of the big water fights that exploited the buckets used to bail water out of the rafts, my friend hopped out of his boat to go take a leak behind a bush. He missed something we would talk about for years to come because he had to take piss.
First, this big guy heaved a huge bucket of water right into Sandra's chest which caused her bikini top to fly off. She was overdeveloped for her age and gave the 12-15 year-old boys quite a thrill as she stood there in shock and then fumbled to cover up. Meanwhile, the retarded girl, Rhonda, stood up to help her and we all saw something horrid. Her white shorts had a huge red stain on the ass. There was no question that her period had started. It was disgusting. The female counselor in charge had to help Rhonda get cleaned up and teach her how to use "feminine products." I am sure this was not what she signed up for. There were flies following Rhonda's ass and a stench that could flip over a Sherman Tank for the next 24 hours until we reached a real bathroom.
The rest of the trip was uneventful, but the memories will last a life time.
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-22 15:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice work, Homer. retaliatory -2.
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-22 14:46:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:13:48 (#)
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when i was in middle school,
we would put used tampons/pads
in random desks.
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Used? Where did you get them?
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-22 14:45:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:26:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
Uberjunkie, your efforts to entertain us are waning fast.
What is it you want from this site? Gratification? Something to pacify your ego?
Your writing stinks and you're trying to use sex as bait for decent reviews. Not gonna happen.
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If you think this is about sex you are sick. My writing is probably better than "stink" but I will not be disuaded. Thanks for the feedback. I plan to write what I know whether you like it or not. No plans to make shit up just for your "entertainment." It is possible my life is just boring to you. Keep those -2's coming.
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-22 14:40:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:26:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:10:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
vaginas are not just for porn you know
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LIAR!!!!
please don't write any more. this wasn't amusing. if that was the most amazing thing you could remember from a chance to go explore nature you really were looking at the wrong things.
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If I had told you about the rock formations and the bald eagle and the petrified bobcat would it have made a difference?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I can't resist.
It IS my Vaginal Blood Period after all.
red rain is seeping out
red rain
red rain is dripping out
dripping out all over me
I am kneeling down at your water's edge in my dream
I long to make it pink at night with my cream
the ocean's on fire, oh I want to taste it so much
my lapping is quiet, you taste like metal
red rain is seeping out
red rain
red rain is dripping out
dripping out all over me
well I've seen you bleed through your sheltered lips once or twice
you tell me that it's disgusting, but it's nice
there is blood all around, no clots to be found
hay ay ay no clots
bartendress fill my cup, I'll do shots
red rain is seeping out
red rain
red rain is dripping out
dripping out all over me
red rain
putting the pressure on much harder now
tonguing again and again
just let your red rain splash me
let your rain fall on my skin
I'll fuck you once I'm good and full
and my lips, painted, smile
red rain is seeping out
red rain
red rain is dripping out
dripping out all over me
and I can't take any more
no more oral
man, it's so hard to swallow all of this
red rain is seeping out
red rain is dripping out
red rain is seeping out all over me
I see it
red rain is seeping out
red rain is dripping out
red rain is seeping out all over me
I'm bathing in it
red rain sloshing out
red rain is flowing out
red rain is seeping out all over me
I'm begging you
red rain pouring out
red rain pouring out
red rain pouring out
red rain pouring out
over me in the red red sea
over me
over me
red rain
Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Missed that day in kindergarten when they were teaching empathy, eh?
Loved this comment...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:22:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
One time on a field trip, this one chick jumped into the pool.
The water around her looked like a mob hit.
LMAO @ mob hit
I'm sorry, it amused me. I'm going to go to lunch now.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't even read your shit anymore
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stick with lying about lesbian encounters you shitty alter
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:10:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
vaginas are not just for porn you know
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LIAR!!!!
please don't write any more. this wasn't amusing. if that was the most amazing thing you could remember from a chance to go explore nature you really were looking at the wrong things.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uberjunkie, your efforts to entertain us are waning fast.
What is it you want from this site? Gratification? Something to pacify your ego?
Your writing stinks and you're trying to use sex as bait for decent reviews. Not gonna happen.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you sure you weren't the retarded girl, retard?
WOW, A FEMALE GOT HER PERIOD? YOU DON'T SAY!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:22:17 EDT (#)
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One time on a field trip, this one chick jumped into the pool.
The water around her looked like a mob hit.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
when i was in middle school,
we would put used tampons/pads
in random desks.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dude get the fuck over it periods are normal
women all have them
vaginas are not just for porn you know
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
plot dragging? interest waning?
Then try, LESBOFICTION!
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Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:06:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:56:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well your story is bullshit, but that is not to say these things don't happen, this fatty in grade 7 got her period in our school's swimming pool, never came back to the school, we saw her mom collecting all her projects and shit out of the classroom about an hour after school had ended the next day
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This story is actually true.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-22 12:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks. I was eating breakfast too.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:56:25 EDT (#)
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Well your story is bullshit, but that is not to say these things don't happen, this fatty in grade 7 got her period in our school's swimming pool, never came back to the school, we saw her mom collecting all her projects and shit out of the classroom about an hour after school had ended the next day
Submitted by GodtheFather (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crappy title but absolutely disgusting.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
:sigh:
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-22 11:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
OK my fault for clicking on one of your links I know and doubly my fault for then reading it.