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My typewriter is a pussy and all yearn to fuck it. (314 hits)

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Rating: -1.11 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Randy Rottenbuckets (View user info) at 2006-08-22 23:57:16 EDT


My typewriter is a pussy and all yearn to fuck it.

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Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-23 00:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate the noise of clocks ticking.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-23 00:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-23 00:00:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

eat shit

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and die

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-23 00:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

My, you are a pussy and yearn to fuck your typewriter.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-23 00:07:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't not +2 the truth.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-23 00:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

is it wrong that I laughed at this?

Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-08-23 00:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

gg no re

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-23 00:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Helllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shitty alter.


How do I get shit for my STOS alter?

At least he gave you all porn.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-23 00:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

eat shit

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-08-22 23:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your mangina is a computer and some few are unfortunate enough to view it's ooze.


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