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The Travels of TTOM...Uh...London Again (876 hits)

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Labels: Travels

Rating: 1.96 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Taste of Monkeys (View user info) at 2006-08-23 07:40:45 EDT


Don't get all excited and have to change your undies (Coley,I'm looking at you), I won't be able to post regular like until after the 1st sometime.
Lots of Love TTOM

Not once when I was in London was I called a slag or a tart.JPG (837 kB)

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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-05-29 17:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awww. I forgot about this one.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-05-29 16:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-08-25 05:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

as long as I'm out for a walk

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-24 08:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-24 02:25:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

Tate Modern was full of wank.

I want to do a post like this about my European adventure. How wide do you make these things to avoid scrolling?
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700-800 usually

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-24 02:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.gabbly.com/http://www.ubersite.com

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-24 02:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tate Modern was full of wank.

I want to do a post like this about my European adventure. How wide do you make these things to avoid scrolling?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-23 20:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I always love your posts.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-23 19:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-23 17:03:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

1. Why aren't you allowed to fly?
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My immune system has still not fully recovered and the recycled air is a potential infection risk for me
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2. What is up with you people and those Velcro shoes that are made for old people and kids who don't know how to tie their shoes? At first I thought you were just wearing them for some odd reason but then I saw them on the pink shorts person with the dog.
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Im lazy and so is that dude
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3. Is the pink shorts person a man or woman? I don't know if I'd rather it be a woman since he/she's wearing bright pink shorts or if I'd rather it be a man because it looks like he/she has awfully hairy legs.
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It was a guy, though I have been fooled before
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4. I <3 TTOM.
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As we all do
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-23 19:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fag below

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-23 17:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-23 17:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1. Why aren't you allowed to fly?

2. What is up with you people and those Velcro shoes that are made for old people and kids who don't know how to tie their shoes? At first I thought you were just wearing them for some odd reason but then I saw them on the pink shorts person with the dog.

3. Is the pink shorts person a man or woman? I don't know if I'd rather it be a woman since he/she's wearing bright pink shorts or if I'd rather it be a man because it looks like he/she has awfully hairy legs.

4. I <3 TTOM.


That is all.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-23 16:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you go to Tooting Bec?

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-23 15:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's going to be hard to finish reading this post when i have to keep stopping to drop +2s for things like the sexy camo pants pic and the scot-talkin dog.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-23 15:10:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I haven't even read this yet, but the idea that TTOM is staring at me and I may have to change my undies makes me laugh.

CAUSE I"M NOT WEARING ANY, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAA!

Gimme a break, I just got up. Who sleeps in underwear? seriously?

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-23 12:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-23 12:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good job taking decent pictures. I'm so tired of posts like this with pictures that look like they were taken with a camera phone.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-23 12:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ive got internet rights until sunday, when they lock me away again so you might get lucky

Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-08-23 11:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent as usual.
I have to wait until the 1st?
And wade through the rest of the crap here?
<sigh> Fine.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hmmmm..

those are only things i want to see by accident in london. by that i mean in passing on my way to a bar.

btw, ya looked cuter than your dog in the first one, but it just doesn't compare to the voodoo pig shots.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know my whores....wait, what?

Submitted by bigshot (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good job guessing when Paris Hilton would go back to the dick

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I actually like some of the stuff in the Tate Modern, although whether it is art or not is debateable.

Still some great pictures, but when were you at St. Pauls?

I am sure that scaffolding has been removed now.

-Dave

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's early luv and I wore contacts today so therefore my IQ is cut in half.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"You know your IQ doubles when you where glasses"

Where?

No glasses for you then, Jay? :)

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good stuff as usual.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think the dog's Scottishness is due to the curled lip.
Or the shaggy hair and the coloring.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-08-23 09:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Smarty Pants. You know your IQ doubles when you where glasses. Is that a mario brothers hat? Camo pants are hot. Gabbly before you leave you sexy minx you ;O)

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-08-23 09:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

TTOM, email me nathsleeman.at.gmail.com

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-23 09:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-23 09:31:48 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-23 07:50:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

I MISS LONDON.

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I don't.

I just miss the people I met.

~~~~

you not like London? I'd miss it if I moved back home..

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-23 09:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

zack always gets more attention than me, the whore!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-23 09:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The best part of London is your doggie.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-23 09:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-23 07:50:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

I MISS LONDON.

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I don't.

I just miss the people I met.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-08-23 09:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cup of tea guv'nor.

morning old chap.

Submitted by test (user info) at 2006-08-23 09:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I walk around hating the fucking tourists, nice to see London from a fucking tourist's perspective.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-23 09:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You deliberately avoiding meeting London Uberers, admit it.


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-23 09:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Big Ben is the bell. Not the tower.

Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-08-23 08:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pretty boring, but +2 for the hat.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-23 08:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The dog does look Scottish. How is that possible?

Did you see Oliver Twist anywhere? How about the Artful Dodger? I'm pretty sure that they were there somewhere.


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-23 08:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Even the dog looks Scottish.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-23 08:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're right - the tate modern really IS shit.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-08-23 08:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Megabus have the fat man on the back.

Who wouldn't want to travel that way?

Submitted by saxon4eva (user info) at 2006-08-23 08:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 LONDON RULES PERIOD. Thank for the memories.



Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-23 08:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wish I could Nath but travel arrangements dictate otherwise since Im still not allowed to fly and Ill be bollocksed if Im gonna travel to London on a fucking Megabus

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-23 08:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-08-23 08:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You coming back to London in september?

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-23 07:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I MISS LONDON.


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