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Paris Hilton ends celibacy (771 hits)

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Submitted by <kdlis.at.mtu.edu> (View user info) at 2006-08-23 10:32:58 EDT

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"The crooning heiress is living with Brandon Davis, according to Life & Style weekly. Davis is the oil heir who introduced the phrase "fire crotch" to the public when his ramblings about Lindsay Lohan were caught on tape. Earlier this month, Hilton declared, "I'm not doing it with anyone [for a year]. I just want to concentrate on work."

Wow, that whore took longer than I expected

The_taste_of_Monkeys got the closest guess. 10 +2 for you my good man

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-23 22:54:21 EDT (#)
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I pray they both die of tertiary syphilis. It's really only a matter of time.

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-23 22:35:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-23 17:22:18 EDT (#)
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...fucks Shlongy again.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-23 17:17:10 EDT (#)
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I didn't hear anything about this until now. The last thing I heard about was her monkey or kinkajou or whatever it is she has bit her. That's why she shouldn't have an illegal wild animal that I think may even be endangered. Stupid whore.

Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-23 16:09:28 EDT (#)
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I sure am glad I know.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:57:14 EDT (#)
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ITV2's Jeremy Kyle is amusing me.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:53:38 EDT (#)
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Wo0o0o0o0o0o, ummm, who gives a shit?

LINKWHORE

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92160

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:40:58 EDT (#)
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Aaaand my typing has gone for a ball of shit too, apparently.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:40:40 EDT (#)
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Aaaand Brandon Davis ha writtn a song. Called Firecrotch.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-23 10:36:36 EDT (#)
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Im GOOD!