APW: In the Beginning (933 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-08-23 14:05:46 EDT
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-25 08:19:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:38:57 EDT (#)
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I thankya, r.b.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-24 12:27:14 EDT (#)
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You are incredibly talented. I always enjoy your posts.
I don't rate them enough but they are typically fucking golden.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-24 12:12:26 EDT (#)
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WORD DOG, AIR FORCE HYMNS LIKE A MOFO!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-24 12:09:48 EDT (#)
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When I get home tonight I'll flip through my dad's old Air Force hymn book.
I've been meaning to do a post about it, because some of the songs in it are absolutely ridiculous and vile, and they're likely partly responsible for the shit that comes off of my keyboard today.
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Shit man, me too.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-23 23:35:31 EDT (#)
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"...formed a lot of formless hills..."
Sigh.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-23 22:22:30 EDT (#)
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Thanks, Bubs. I hope that's really the case.
I discussed this in an email with Coleslaw the other day, but your comment brings it back to mind: before I started posting on Uber the most I ever did with verse was limited to the occasional nonsensical piece like "Birthday Cat." Random collections of lines presented in scattered fashion so as to adopt the look and feel of poetry to add to their ridiculousness. Things to make some friends, or myself, laugh. Aside from one or two 'serious' poems written - naturally - for girls, I don't think I'd ever taken a pen to paper or fingers to keys with the intention of writing anything for quality's sake.
So, in a way, Uber's been a sort of sandbox for me to play in and see what I can do with meter and rhyme. I'm sure I've formed a lot of formless hills and dug a lot of holes, but I'd like to think I've built some decent castles.
THIS BLOG ENTRY HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU, IN PART, BY THE FINE PEOPLE AT GILLETTE.
GILLETTE: THE BEST A MAN CAN GET.
[promotional consideration paid for by Hello Kitty]
Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-23 22:21:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-23 20:51:10 (#)
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I swear, O-Man, your poetry just gets better and better.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaproofitsgarbage
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-23 20:51:10 EDT (#)
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I swear, O-Man, your poetry just gets better and better.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-08-23 20:04:32 EDT (#)
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"now frozen bone and burning heart, where once a turning head a stone"
NICE.
And gold lettering would've been cooler, but fuck it.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-23 18:59:46 EDT (#)
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Re: gold lettering - see also, "color blindness"
Re: gang - WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-23 18:09:19 EDT (#)
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gold lettering would have looked good.
either way, tragickal hatery it is.
and you're IN the gang.
i am neither bloated nor overexposed.
i'm just big boned and naked.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-23 17:33:57 EDT (#)
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One post a day, n00b.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-23 17:29:25 EDT (#)
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APW +2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-23 15:40:46 EDT (#)
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that's about God's seperation of religious and rational thought.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-23 15:39:24 EDT (#)
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I took care of the Supergirl thing for ya, bub.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:49:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:38:30 EDT (#)
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Perchance, sirrah- might Sacrilicious get to dyke it out without speaking as she has in the story thus far?
Or, perhaps her lips shall no longer remain cock free?
*POOT*
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:36:56 EDT (#)
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APW +2, viva!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:26:15 EDT (#)
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HE HAS BEEN APPEASED!
Besides, it's not like I really want to give scourge and Voltage any more press. They're bloated and overexposed as is. I mean, really, scourge has his own gang now. A GANG.
I was looking forward to just posting "Anal Bass" and having an easy Thursday.
So much for that noise.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:23:35 EDT (#)
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Okay....
I can live with that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:21:59 EDT (#)
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AHF - I spent the morning trying to decide on a painting. I started writing the words at around 12:45 and posted it right after it was done. I always write things for APW the day they're posted, so it's not as if I held off on this until the afternoon for fear that I'd have to pay a costumed penalty.
If it'll make you feel better I'll include a Supergirl shot at the end of Tragickal Hatery 2. It won't be the full-on goodness I'd have done if the hit count had forced my hand, but, strangely, I already have a picture of me in Supergirl garb that should satisfy the grumblings of you, the Public.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:13:54 EDT (#)
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I don't know, I can not +2 you man. You cheated us! Look, it is not like I want to see you in a Supergirl outfit, I already saw that last spring. But, you waited until after we drove those hits above and beyond. You owe the public a SUPERGIRL-A-TRON. I'm just saying is all.
+2 for the art though.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:13:18 EDT (#)
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Oh fuck all. So much for trying to spot the right shade from the color palette.
Stupid color blindness limiting my ability to see certain shades....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:13:17 EDT (#)
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The beginning blew.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:12:46 EDT (#)
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Awesome
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:10:00 EDT (#)
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The Tragickal Hatery of Scourge and Voltage 2: Judgment Day it is.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:09:41 EDT (#)
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did you try this with some gold lettering first?
just wondering how that would have looked.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-23 14:08:03 EDT (#)
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Good stuff. Gotta read Red Dragon again.