I'm a Lesbian. There I said it. (4989 hits)
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Submitted by <thedarknessfromabove.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-24 00:48:57 EDT
First off I really don't think I can bother posting here any more.
I don't post for your pleasure, believe me.
I post for mine.
I don't care what you bunch of sheep and hypocrites think of me but this is something personal now that I need to get off my chest.
I don't think I can bring myself to read the replies when you rate this.
I guess I am still in denial so this is my way of saying I don't care.
The photo down the bottom is a friend of mine who I want to be with, One day I'll show her this post and she will be reading the words I type now.
What she does next is up to her.
I love you Nef.
User Reviews
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-01-25 04:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good for you.
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-12-18 13:01:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MINUS TWOS FOR ALL! YAY!
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-20 07:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
restoring the balance of nature...I mean Uber with the healing +2!
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2006-10-20 06:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Paint it black your a muff diver? omg i didnt knwo you were a bicth ill leave you alone i take back what i said about you
We freinds?
Peace .
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-10-15 02:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SORRY FWANKY
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-14 03:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking lying alter!!!!!
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2006-10-11 03:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
drat! lost another one to the pink team!
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-05 18:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-05 08:07:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-05 07:56:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:38:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-04 20:56:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
I refuse to read any more choldishj comments from the cretins on thsi site
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No you don't. You're still here.
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No YOU don't. YOUR still here.
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*you're
it's right there infront of you.. faggot.
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oh noes! the mighty badgers is mad t me and clleds me a faggot
EAT a dick mighty cock sucking badger.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-09-05 08:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-05 07:56:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:38:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-04 20:56:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
I refuse to read any more choldishj comments from the cretins on thsi site
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No you don't. You're still here.
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No YOU don't. YOUR still here.
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*you're
it's right there infront of you.. faggot.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-05 07:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:38:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-04 20:56:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
I refuse to read any more choldishj comments from the cretins on thsi site
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No you don't. You're still here.
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No YOU don't. YOUR still here.
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-04 20:56:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
I refuse to read any more choldishj comments from the cretins on thsi site
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No you don't. You're still here.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-04 20:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I refuse to read any more choldishj comments from the cretins on thsi site
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-09-04 14:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
keep posting i like your stuff
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-09-04 10:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't post for your pleasure, believe me.
I post for mine.
I don't care what you bunch of sheep and hypocrites think of me but this is something personal now that I need to get off my chest.
I don't think I can bring myself to read the replies when you rate this.
I guess I am still in denial so this is my way of saying I don't care.
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I must say, you never cease to amaze, Butch.
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-09-04 10:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-04 04:40:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
you never cease to become more pathetic in my eyes
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This coming from someone who said that she didn't care what people thought of her in the post, yet still replies to all the shit being slung at her.
ATTN HIPPOCLITZ
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-04 05:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Laika, might wanna make that 100%/0%. I can't create new accounts, and I haven't been able to for some time.
Besides, if I was on as often as the combined times of me and that account, I'd have last slept about 3 weeks ago.
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-09-04 05:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is getting stupid. Just leave.
By the way for those who havent figured it out,
the alter is 90 percent chance Perkman, 10 percent
JGreening.
Those are the only 2 people who have ever used the word
cuntdesk on ubersite(jgreening was quoting perkman)
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-04 04:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you never cease to become more pathetic in my eyes
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-04 04:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry dude. Game's over.
it was damn obvious before that you were an alter, and now that you've slipped and proved it, it's sad. At least insult me under your normal username...
Oh wait...
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-04 03:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK OFF EAT A DICK JAYIG
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-04 02:48:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ya know, I didn't even notice that comment, UR.
That's good shit.
And he still proved he's behind the alter, which is fucking hilarious.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 21:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 08:24:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
HA!
GOTCHA FUCKER.
Cuntdesk?
CUNTDESK?
Who's the only shitfaced cock-master to EVER use cuntdesk before?
As I said, shitty male behind a shitty female alter.
NEXT PLEASE
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OMG got you motherfucker, only cocksmoking faggots use the word GOTCHA
ahahahhahahahhaah
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-09-03 19:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:36:55 (#)
Rating: 0
PLEASE SOMEONE EMAIL JAYPIG AND TELL HIM I DON'T UNDERSTAND GAY.
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Quoted for hilarious irony.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-09-03 09:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:29:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes I am shitty male behind a shitty female alter.
And I'd guess you were the one with sexuality problems, since you're a dude playing a lesbian."
hey, easy, man... easy. i'm a dude AND a lesbian. it's normal.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 08:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HA!
GOTCHA FUCKER.
Cuntdesk?
CUNTDESK?
Who's the only shitfaced cock-master to EVER use cuntdesk before?
As I said, shitty male behind a shitty female alter.
NEXT PLEASE
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2006-09-03 08:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are the definition of stupidity
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:29:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes I am shitty male behind a shitty female alter.
And I'd guess you were the one with sexuality problems, since you're a dude playing a lesbian.
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PLEASE SOMEONE EMAIL JAYPIG AND TELL HIM I DON'T UNDERSTAND GAY.
PLEASE REPOST IN NORMAL TEXT AS I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU CUNTSDESK.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-03 01:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes I am shitty male behind a shitty female alter.
And I'd guess you were the one with sexuality problems, since you're a dude playing a lesbian.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you and fuck this post.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is listening to you optional?
because I am choosing not to exercise that option right now
Submitted by pinecone1 (user info) at 2006-09-02 06:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Change is mandatory; growth, optional.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-02 06:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-01 21:43:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, shitty male behind a female alter.
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get over your own sexuality chump.
you gonna do this on every post fagboy?
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well today I was walking along and all of a sudden I had an urge to come and -2 this post again. I know you dont really care, but I was hoping that maybe... While you're off cutting yourself artistically, planning to stop just before the point where you bleed to death, you stop to think about this review I wrote and no longer paying attention to your wrist, you accidentally cut yourself too deep and die.
Submitted by IllyriaBlueEyes (user info) at 2006-09-01 21:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a fag, there I said it. Mommie wow, I love buttsex now.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-01 21:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, shitty male behind a female alter.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-01 21:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't beleive you people go back through my old posts to dig up old shit on me.
move on, I have.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you are a lesbian?
but you said
"I'm into rough sex and I know what a leather choker is for. I'm deeper than you will ever be."
So you like teh ghey rough secks with women? Enjoy.
Can I watch?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it was fuckin funny
too bad you don't do it more often
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:13:36 (#)
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"Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:00:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty sure I saw warren buffet on here last night and the sultan of brunei"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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that post was directed towards you shlongy you fucking faggot
at least istaroa appreciatews the humorz
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
P.P.P.S:
User id: 27718
Registered on or around: 2006-07-06 02:08:37
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In the whole 1.5 years I've been lurking, I've written only ONE crappy article, and it's STILL higher than ANY of the 18 pieces of shit you've cried about in the last 1.5 MONTHS.
kthxwin.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, this is fun...
And funny.
And funky.
And Funeralistic.
Fuck you, I couldn't think of another word that started with fun.
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
P.P.S:
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:26:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Notice how she ignores any well-thought-out reviews and just pounces on the easy-to-refute ones?
I think she hopes that by typing enough crap about the easy ones, we'll forget the well thought out ones.
Ha!... not likely.
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 02:07:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about U927
User id: 17171
Registered on or around: 2005-03-11 20:03:36
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obviously someones alter...
TOO SCARED TO -2 MY POST
come out from behind the curtain sheep
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You should have known that openly admitting your dykeness on Ubersite would earn you nothing but scorn. The people (and other creatures) of Uber are generally assholes who find amusement with whiny little emos like yourself. Things like these are better left for MySpace or LiveJournal, where you and 5497683 other emo dweebs can cry and cut yourselves over your flaws.
And if you DID know about Uber's rationale, then you are nothing but an attention whore. "HAY GUYZ LETZ C HOW MANEE HITZ I GIT IF I R LEZBOS LOLOLOLWTFBBQ"
Minus two die, bitch.
P.S: I am nobody's alter. I am just a casual Uber lurker who likes to comment on things I like funny/ridiculous/emo. But of course, if I say this, everybody will point and say "OMFG HE'S AN LATER LUK HOW HE DEFENDS HISSELF" Personally, I don't care. It's just fun to come here and ridicule little shits like you.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:00:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty sure I saw warren buffet on here last night and the sultan of brunei"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off and die
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 02:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about U927
User id: 17171
Registered on or around: 2005-03-11 20:03:36
# Messages posted: 1
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obviously someones alter...
TOO SCARED TO -2 MY POST
come out from behind the curtain sheep
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 01:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-08-30 23:38:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS
Where's Cyst Master and shitfuck where you need them? They really need to tag team this bitch, and then set an orphanage on fire.
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Fuck you.... you so tough why don't you do it ibnstead of calling your little internt friends
Submitted by U927 (user info) at 2006-08-30 23:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS
Where's Cyst Master and shitfuck where you need them? They really need to tag team this bitch, and then set an orphanage on fire.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-30 04:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Shlongy,
Please regal us wth more tales about how much money and power you have and tell us all about the 330 bmw you have (even though you could afford an m3 but the trunk wasn't big enough)
in your breaks of course since you have to work.
because all the big multi millionaires work desk jobs.
like bill gates.
and stuff.
Or how about the cool fresh sounds of the band you were in?
LIVIN THE DREAM MAN, YOU ARE LIVING THE DREAM.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<LOL>
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This "girl" can hardly beat his own meat...he sure ain't beating Shlongy at anything...except lifelong virginity.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O and 250,000 isnt a lot of money.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:23:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck off shlongy you minimum wage earning fuck
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Gosh shes tearing shlongy apart. Its like three to one.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck off shlongy no-one cares about all the so called big bucks you have.
you have so much cash you work a fucking day job (don't own a business or invest professionally - you work to earn your big dollars ha ha)
and to top it off you spend a lot of time on the internet with ppl half your age, because hey - thats what all the other multi-millionaires do right?
I'm pretty sure I saw warren buffet on here last night and the sultan of brunei
fuck off and go caddy for someone, we all know you can't afford the membership fees
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-29 21:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I last earned "minimum wage" in 1977, Fatass.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:29:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:23:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck off shlongy you minimum wage earning fuck
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:13:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit trying to heat up your old shitposts, Bob.
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Apollo perhaps?
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uh, FAGGOT perhaps?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:23:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck off shlongy you minimum wage earning fuck
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:13:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit trying to heat up your old shitposts, Bob.
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Apollo perhaps?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck off shlongy you minimum wage earning fuck
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit trying to heat up your old shitposts, Bob.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rednack assholes
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-29 20:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"oh it sooooooo obvious you are an alter"
Guess what - its obvious to me you are all hypocite fuckwits
fuck off and die redundant cunts
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-29 19:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"booyah, grandma."
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best. line. evar.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-29 19:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why dose everyone think its a alter?
If it is keep posting!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-29 09:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"You are so mean to me why don't you fuck off and leave me alone?
its hard enough being a lesbian teenager"""
Aaaaaaaand this alter's tank is officially empty.
You had a good run but it's time to hang up those shoes, lipshitz.
It was fun while it lasted.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-29 07:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and as redskies just said - the "it's hard enough being a lesbian teenager" comment, kind of gave away the fact that it's an alter.
Now I just have to work out who.
I think it could be one of the girls actually.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-29 07:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-29 04:49:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-25 07:16:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:59:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
u can talk
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because?
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'Fuck you Merlina' wasn't a very good answer now was it, oh eloquent one?
So
"I can talk" because......?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-29 07:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-29 04:05:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-28 21:59:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-28 21:24:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-08-28 16:21:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
please post something again, i miss reading your drivel
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I really don't have a lot of time to sit and post here anymore.
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Good.
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You are so mean to me why don't you fuck off and leave me alone?
its hard enough being a lesbian teenager
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Now you are an obvious alter.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-29 04:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-28 21:59:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-28 21:24:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-08-28 16:21:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
please post something again, i miss reading your drivel
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I really don't have a lot of time to sit and post here anymore.
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Good.
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You are so mean to me why don't you fuck off and leave me alone?
its hard enough being a lesbian teenager
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-28 21:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-28 21:24:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-08-28 16:21:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
please post something again, i miss reading your drivel
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I really don't have a lot of time to sit and post here anymore.
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Good.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-28 21:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-08-28 16:21:27 (#)
Ranking: 1
please post something again, i miss reading your drivel
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I really don't have a lot of time to sit and post here anymore.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-28 20:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok Jay, I won't blow your cover anymore. Sorry.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can everyone please quit it about fucking jaypeg?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-08-28 17:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Has anyone gone to see Snakes on a Plane?
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-08-28 16:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
please post something again, i miss reading your drivel
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-28 14:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you could get to MVA if i tried
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-28 14:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm more curious if Jaypig jerks off to his own alters, like this one.
Actually, scratch that, I don't want to know, and the answer is most likely yes anyway
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-28 14:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've given this alter/person 4 days since this post and there's STILL no naked pictures.
This sucks.
I'm going home, fuck this bullshit.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:10:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh man , i didn't realise
sorry about being gay and all
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uhh, aren't you gay too?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-28 06:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST LET THIS ALTER FUCKING DIE!
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-28 04:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
looks like i still have more heat triceratops boi
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:28:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-28 01:19:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
If I was "nef" I would be forced to wonder how you made it through high school without learning how to capitalize your sentences. Reading this was painful.
But I hope "nef" keeps scrolling down and reads the comments.......then reads your other posts.....then tells you quite simply that you're a pussy when she needs a butch.
Then she'll go out and find a girl named Gina
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Trust me, she is bove reading those comments,
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-28 02:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-28 01:22:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-27 02:05:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-27 00:51:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:35:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
why two years?
is that when you get out of jail for fucking your mother?
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Wow, you're like, soooooooo witty...
Yes. I'm in jail. I get to use Ubersite from inside the penn every single day. Because they let you do that in jail, no matter where you are.
You retarded bitch.
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okay have fun sucking the cocks of the aryan nation tonight faggot boi
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i suck their dick. I'm black and I get bent over the toilets in their cells.
Man, just last week, the COck came in and I sucked it, I said it was the biggest chunk of nigger he's ever seen.
I agreed with him, but I also sucked his cock so I could fit my mammoth mouth over it. You ever drink out of one of those triple-sized energy drinks? Well it's the same story here, only you're drinking pure, blaxxx coxxx, and i'm swallowing the whole can. I mean I'm gay. I'm one hung thug, bitch.
Too bad you're a dyke. I could use some diseased-white-bitch-lovin', 'cause all I got are these here Nazi punks...
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oh man , i didn't realise
sorry about being gay and all
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-28 01:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-26 13:16:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88533
Who's email is that in tha tpost?
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-28 01:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-27 02:05:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-27 00:51:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:35:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
why two years?
is that when you get out of jail for fucking your mother?
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Wow, you're like, soooooooo witty...
Yes. I'm in jail. I get to use Ubersite from inside the penn every single day. Because they let you do that in jail, no matter where you are.
You retarded bitch.
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okay have fun sucking the cocks of the aryan nation tonight faggot boi
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They suck MY dick. I'm black and I bend them over the toilets in their cells.
Man, just last week, the CO came in and told me I was the biggest chunk of nigger he's ever seen.
I agreed with him, but I also broke his jaw so I could fit my mammoth dick in there. You ever drink out of one of those triple-sized energy drinks? Well it's the same story here, only you're drinking pure, blaxxx coxxx, and you're swallowing the whole can. I mean I'm big. I'm one hung thug, bitch.
Too bad you're a dyke. I could use some diseased-white-bitch-lovin', 'cause all I got are these here Nazi punks...
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-08-28 01:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-27 10:50:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Too late...I just jacked off.
hhahahaha
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-08-28 01:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I was "nef" I would be forced to wonder how you made it through high school without learning how to capitalize your sentences. Reading this was painful.
But I hope "nef" keeps scrolling down and reads the comments.......then reads your other posts.....then tells you quite simply that you're a pussy when she needs a butch.
Then she'll go out and find a girl named Gina
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-27 22:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK YOU
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-08-27 21:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STOP CRAVING ATTENTION!!!!....emo little....*sigh*
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-27 19:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
quit rattling your cockholster.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-27 19:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You made an unauthorized appearance in my most recent post. I hope you don't mind. You were portrayed in a wholesome light. Actually, that second sentence is a lie; I don't care. It'll be waiting there for your Almighty -2 of DOOM.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92319
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-08-27 19:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, now you can sing love songs written by guys and keep everything the same. Any when people say, "hey, why are you singing a love song to a woman? Are you some kind of lesbian?" you can be like "booyah, grandma."
Seriously, that could be wicked fun.
Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-27 14:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny. I thought I made that "good laughs" remark for the parallel "triceratops" thread.
paint_it_black, you have a serious problem maintaining (or probably even initiating) contact with reality. When you're not accusing me of ripping off an article I've never seen at a link that doesn't even exist, you're accusing me of being someone else altogether.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-27 10:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Too late...I just jacked off.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-27 10:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here...use my penis. It's not doing anything for like the next 30 minutes. It's all yours.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-27 10:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-08-26 20:29:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
The Dinosaur I related to...
lesbians...naw...
I got to have some penis,
so maybe a threesome!
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What dinosaurs?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-27 10:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-26 23:00:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
+1. Good laughs. Simple, but it works.
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Is this guy fucking serious?
I mean rob_berg really ?
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-27 08:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the british one is a hundred times funnier
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-27 07:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"But you can't be a lesbian, you're far too good looking. I thought it was only the ones who couldn't get boyfriends"
- Matt Lucas, Little Britain
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-27 07:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-08-27 03:59:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
grow. the. fuck. up.
there i said it, now fuck off you're annoying
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and. you're. not?
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-08-27 03:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
grow. the. fuck. up.
there i said it, now fuck off you're annoying
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-27 02:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-26 22:54:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
I need your help chilluns of ubasights...get me higher than that bitch on most heated. Is this shameles heat-whoring? yes and no. I genuinely cannot stand that binary spammer.
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The people have spoken, i am still rated higher than you
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-27 02:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-27 00:51:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:35:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
why two years?
is that when you get out of jail for fucking your mother?
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Wow, you're like, soooooooo witty...
Yes. I'm in jail. I get to use Ubersite from inside the penn every single day. Because they let you do that in jail, no matter where you are.
You retarded bitch.
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okay have fun sucking the cocks of the aryan nation tonight faggot boi
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-27 00:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:35:23 (#)
Ranking: 0
why two years?
is that when you get out of jail for fucking your mother?
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Wow, you're like, soooooooo witty...
Yes. I'm in jail. I get to use Ubersite from inside the penn every single day. Because they let you do that in jail, no matter where you are.
You retarded bitch.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-08-26 20:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Dinosaur I related to...
lesbians...naw...
I got to have some penis,
so maybe a threesome!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-26 14:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:52:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
pfft. big deal. i'm a lesbian, too. almost everyone i know is a lesbian. god, you're dense.
seriously, who ISN'T a lesbian these days?
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That's porntastic!
Submitted by Laser (user info) at 2006-08-26 13:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just because you're 'in love' with one dykey girl it don't mean you're not bi.
AND YOU CAN'T SAY YOUR LESBIAN UNTIL YOUVE DYKED OFF WITH TEH GIRL
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-26 13:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88533
Who's email is that in tha tpost?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-26 08:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, I know he -2d this, but that SCREAMS alter...
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Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2006-08-26 07:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lesbians r shite, but i'd giv dat goth bird 1 up d wrongun
Submitted by Konerak (user info) at 2006-08-26 07:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If there is a god, you become a triceratops now.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-08-26 06:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-08-26 05:58:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:52:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
pfft. big deal. i'm a lesbian, too. almost everyone i know is a lesbian. god, you're dense.
seriously, who ISN'T a lesbian these days?"
fuckin a
Bob Dole likes lesbians. A lot.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-08-26 05:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:52:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
pfft. big deal. i'm a lesbian, too. almost everyone i know is a lesbian. god, you're dense.
seriously, who ISN'T a lesbian these days?"
fuckin a
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-26 02:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:09:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just so confused right now, i have these weird mood swings and i get so angry
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I suggest you quiet down and leave for a little while I think. Perhaps permanently. Do you really like it here on Uber?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pfft. big deal. i'm a lesbian, too. almost everyone i know is a lesbian. god, you're dense.
seriously, who ISN'T a lesbian these days?
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why two years?
is that when you get out of jail for fucking your mother?
Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who honestly gives a shit?
You'll be dead in two years anyway.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody cares, honey.
The above goes for whether you're an alter or a lesbian.
Nobody cares.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Chin up, love. It could be worse. I'll punch a random elderly person if it'll make you feel better.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just so confused right now, i have these weird mood swings and i get so angry
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92282
you guys, she just made a lot of typos. here's her real post.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Less talk more woman on woman hardcore porn.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:40:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
gay
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BWAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHH!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG I'M SO DARK AND MYSTERIOUS LOL RIGHT?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gay
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i meant for a +1 anyway
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thought you said you like rough sex?
anyway, in all honesty, this post was better than 90% of what gets posted here.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. this is <exaggerated emo voice> so </exaggerated emo voice> not the place for this.
Your [most likely alter self]/[hopeful signifant other] is going to look back on this someday, and cry.
Of course, we will still be here. Laughing.
But, +2 for the goofy-ass email address. It could get more emo, but it'd take a whole bunch of razors and black eyeshadow to get there.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shove a dike in your dyke and take pictures.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love lesbians!!
Good for you that you decided on which team you want to play.
Please stop the whining or as Neil Diamond said:
Girl you'll be a woman soon.
Submitted by Ez-cheese (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Even though Ubersite has (apparently) a 1 day "cooling off period" for email verifications, even today I am still furious at the fact this has been posted. It's not well written, not heated, not even mildly entertaining; just plain, ol' fashioned who-gives-a-shittery. I could go on and on, let me just say this; I joined Uber simply to -2 this post. You will likely never hear from me again in any post. Reading this mind-numbing emo dribble has forever ruined my perceptions of hot, angsty lesbians. Grow up, and NEVER post again.
-2 DIE!
Thanks for stopping in, but please go to hell.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2006-08-25 08:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A bit emo. Not sure if you really exist.
Either way, never mind. You may or may not be gay; you may or may not be bi. Don't take shit from people who question that - that's what being 'normal' is. It's hard, but it's worth it.
And no, I haven't had to deal with this personally, but I know quite a number who have (one of whom I did have to let down gently; nice guy though).
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-25 07:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I find it impossible to give a damn, when I am not aware if it's a person or an alter.
I'm was tempted to put two replies. One, if it's an alter, or two if it's an emo kid.
But because I can't picture you as a person I couldn't be arsed.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Post your username and password and be done with it. You need a place to bitch, complain, or whine about whatever a worthless emo fuck would talk about, myspace is accepting new dumbasses every day. Make a blog that nobody will ever read. Don't respond to any posts. Don't talk to us on gabbly. Eat shit and die.
Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-08-25 01:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think someone took every cliche angsty teen feeling, added a couple of weird pictures, and an annoying font, and--PRESTOWHAMMO--this post was born...
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-08-24 23:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was _funny_ people, get a sense of humor.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-24 23:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See here, jiffy lube, you're TRYING to be an emo goth chick, remember?
Find your motivation.
Study a little Brando. A little Deniro. A little Al Dente.
Stay in character EVEN DURING BATHROOM BREAKS!
As a goth/emo, your primary motivations are APATHY and PRETENSION. When I say "Why don't you just put a 'fuck uber' sign in front of that barbel-studded face" you don't say "YOU FIRST" and then IGNORE me. You say "look, I'm not here to entertain YOU. I'm here to entertain ME. I hate my teachers! I think I'll cut myself and write a poem about it OH the pain(inspired by vidwhore at: http://www.ubersite.com/m/92164)"
I'll let this one slide, but rehearse a bit next time, m'kay?
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i wish i were a lesbian. There, I said it.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yea, that's right, intelligenct... bitches!
... or maybe intelligence.
I should -2 myself for that shit.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know roccdocc, I really dont think she has the required level of intelligenct to come up with some sort of comeback to either what you said, OR what I said.
Notice how she ignores any well-thought-out reviews and just pounces on the easy-to-refute ones?
I think she hopes that by typing enough crap about the easy ones, we'll forget the well thought out ones.
Ha!... not likely.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My hair is greasy and feels quite nasty.
I blame you, you useless fucking waste of space sugar-fisting rugmuncher.
Go fall on a phallus
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'm a witch"
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did you actually say that you were a witch?
oh...oh hell no. in the words of AW1 (SAR) Calliwag, OH HELL MOTHERFUCKIN NO!
I'm a witch? first, witch isn't the correct term, which means you've seen the craft way too often. Second: any self respecting pagan does not repeat DOES NOT run around screaming "I'm A WITCH, I'M A WITCH!"
Third: If you are a true pagan, honestly, I think you'd stop with this whole "my life is shite" bullshit, and think of how beautiful and wonderful it is to be alive, and to take in all the things the world has to give you. If you're a real pagan, you're working on bettering yourself through the use of meditation, spellwork(if one believes that it actually works), and just through positive reinforcement.
Real pagans/witches/people who follow the old religions aren't usually very depressed, because they know that there is always something that they can change about themselves, and make it better.
we don't sit around and weep about how bad our life is, we do something about it.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:41:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, guys, I know we LOVE to hate. We live to bash, insult, and pounce on shit. This is what mekes Uber what it is.
Unfortunately, this alter is getting more hits per day than most of the established people.
If we ignore it, JayPeg will stop using it.
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DON'T say that fat pigs name
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, guys, I know we LOVE to hate. We live to bash, insult, and pounce on shit. This is what mekes Uber what it is.
Unfortunately, this alter is getting more hits per day than most of the established people.
If we ignore it, JayPeg will stop using it.
Submitted by Stogie (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Probably an alter, but here's a plus one. Good luck to ya
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:59:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
okay YOU first
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You got it, toots. Find a questionable camwhore of me on uber and I'll retake it holding up a sign.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay YOU first
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-24 18:16:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the support from the few who bothered to rate accordingly, as for the rest :
you want me to go down the standard route of 'i'm not an alter'
well fuck you, you are the alters who do not show their true personality, fuck you
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Oh, the shennanigans. If you WEREN'T an alter you could have held some manner of "FUCK OFF UBER" sign in front of that pierced mug.
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alters are fun, but there's a limit to how long you should keep looking like a dipshit.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:18:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:44:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Look over there--------->
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WHERE???
Hey, here's comes Jeanneee with her new boyfriend...
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:18:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:44:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Look over there--------->
Hahahahahaha, made you look, stupid bitch.
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Haha, best review evar?
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Haha, 2 biggest fuckwits ever?
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:44:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Look over there--------->
Hahahahahaha, made you look, stupid bitch.
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Haha, best review evar?
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please.... PLEASE fucking kill yourself you pathetic waste of space.
Oh, and by the way, shouting "I'm a non-conformist, I'm better than all of you" every time someone gives you shit does NOT make you look cool, it makes you look like a weak-minded little fool who cant even defend herself in a rational manner.
Bleating about being a lesbian comes under the same category. No-one cares if you're straight/gay/bi, all we care about is the fact that you post absolutely crap, GENERIC wanna-be-goth poetry that any fucking 10yr old could do with more skill. That's right GENERIC, bitch, your feeble attempts at being "unique" and "edgy" have all been done before by every other try-hard goth/emo loser and in some cases done a hell of a lot better.
You are NOT unique.
You are NOT a non-conformist.
You are NOT more intelligent than ANYONE on Ubersite.
You ARE a confused little try-hard kid.
You ARE exactly the same as a fucking huge number of little kids your age.
You ARE conforming to the "goth" stereotype.
P.S: If you are gonna prettle on about being a lesbian (probably because no sane man would go within 50 miles of a fucking head-case like you), at least videotape that shit and post it for us to see. Thanks.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-24 18:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the support from the few who bothered to rate accordingly, as for the rest :
you want me to go down the standard route of 'i'm not an alter'
well fuck you, you are the alters who do not show their true personality, fuck you
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-24 17:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll vouch for alter.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-24 17:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-08-24 04:14:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
That's awesome that your finding out who you are. I am finding out who I am and what I know I have always been. It's funny how I wanted to be johnny badass. But I'm realizing the kids I love the most are the goofball, funny, idiot guys.
It's crazy growing up.
Pretty cool that you admitted this type of thing, it is a very hard step.
I want to be as strong as you are someday. right, now though I'm just trying to at least accomplish one thing I have put my life, mind, and heart into.
Good luck.
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OK, anyone OTHER than after school special jethro here?..
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 17:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just want to know which website this dickeater stole this picture from.
I want the complete set.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-24 17:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does anyone STILL think it's not an alter?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-24 16:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Terrible.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-08-24 16:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But, you're also stupid as an ass full of badgers.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-08-24 16:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least you're a cute dyke.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-08-24 16:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
paint_my_crack
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-24 16:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So?
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-24 16:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Take pictures
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2006-08-24 15:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have no idea how stupid you sound. That amazes me.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-24 14:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are possibly the best poster on this site who else gets on most heated every time?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-08-24 13:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're not a fucking lesbian. and if you are, that's why rape was invented.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-24 13:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHA YOUR A CARPET MUNCHER!!!!!!!
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-08-24 13:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Capitalize Your I's!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-24 13:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care what you bunch of sheep and hypocrites think of me but this is something personal now that I need to get off my chest.
I don't think I can bring myself to read the replies when you rate this.
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Do you not notice your hypocrisy in that statement?
You don't care what we think, yet you're still telling us. Why?
You can't bring yourself to read the replies, but you HAVE replied, so you DID read AND respond.
You're like..a triple hypocrite in 3 lines or so. And why am I talking to an alter?
I'll hook you up with a hot lesbian if you FINALLY shut the fuck up and stop posting.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-24 13:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:46:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
You may want to check the rules...are you SURE you can be a lesbian when you have a penis?
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well, yes, I think so. I mean, I think I'm an expert on that subject somewhat.
However, jgreening is NOT a lesbian - permanent 5 o'clock shadow is a major disqualifier...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-24 12:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do not care for this.
Please cease and desist posting immediately.
Thank you,
Mgmt.
Submitted by RedcorvetteL88 (user info) at 2006-08-24 12:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NURRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-08-24 12:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
slore
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-24 12:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damnit.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-24 12:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think this should knock it off the page.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2006-08-24 12:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
18 yr-olds cannot "...look back on when I grew up..."
You're a child. Your immediate goal in life is another eyebrow ring. Last month was your first love with some guy? This month you're a lesbanian? Next month you'll be something else. I have kids your age, you're still inventing yourself. It's natural.
Also - please stop posting here.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-24 10:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
being a gay alter still doesn't make you special. it just makes me want to kick teenagers.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-08-24 10:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ick.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-24 10:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, there's a real lack of naked camwhoring for all the attention this alter/person is getting. She/he wins!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 10:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How big's your cock? Is it bigger than Sicosemen's?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-24 10:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Do you play hockey?
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:50:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, fucking laugh it up assholes.
At least I am posting things true to myself.
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We are laughing cunt sausage, can't you hear it? HA-HA, there you go, that's my laugh for you.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, fucking laugh it up assholes.
At least I am posting things true to myself.
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:46:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
You may want to check the rules...are you SURE you can be a lesbian when you have a penis?
That might be a "red flag" in the world of lesbianism.
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Hahahaha Shlongy, you never cease to amaze.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You may want to check the rules...are you SURE you can be a lesbian when you have a penis?
That might be a "red flag" in the world of lesbianism.
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Look over there--------->
Hahahahahaha, made you look, stupid bitch.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh just stop it.
you're too young to be a lesbian.
it's "experimentation"
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
face
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cut
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Came back to this post for the pictures of hotties (litterally B@W) and finished reading it this time.
It's still shit.
-2DIE -2DIE -2DIE
Fucking EMO whores man, why can't we just keep them in a sound proof room so we can't here their bitching and whining, we should be allowed to skullfuck them and abuse them at our leisure man. I ask you, why can't we. There should be a law man.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-24 08:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for coming out of the closet
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-24 08:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
E-fucking-nuff already!
If you're an alter, you've been abysmal at it. That you would have that much time to devote to this site in a feeble effort to be clever or create controversy is sad and pathetic. You're a complete loser who'll never take this username to the legendary status of Carol Richards, Chris Evans, etc. You're not consistently controversial, entertaining or even that smart. Not posting again under this name would be the best course of action. If this is jpeg's creation, stop being such a rusty tool.
Should you be real- haha ahahaha AHAHAHAHAHA! Phew, it's hard to say that with a straight face. Anyway...
You're not a lesbian, you dolt; you'd be considered bisexual. Which, as someone below pointed out, is right on cue for this stage in your life. You'll be back to smoking cock in no time. You can't handle the drama this site hands you and you think you can devote yourself and time to another woman and her needs? Look, women are emotional creatures and this is why girls your age are attracted to each other. You don't understand all your own emotions so you look for a kindred spirit. Your body's in the best shape it will ever be in and you're still 15 years from your sexual peak (cruel joke, huh?). It's all downhill for you from here, physically, so live it up. Eat pussy, suck dick, have sex with both sides and shut the fuck up about it, you walking cliche. You know shit all about your existence, junior mint. Least of all what's going on in the world around you. In ten years, your blinders will be off and you'll look back on this and pity yourself.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-24 07:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee you are love, we all believe you. Look at the big believing looks on our faces.