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Rating: -1.58 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Jason Edwards <2004dreaming.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-24 07:00:04 EDT


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Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-04 09:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-28 16:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-28 16:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-28 06:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wtf

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-24 08:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

was that really necessary?

fuckface

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-08-24 08:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 08:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Uber NEEDED another fucking retard, badly.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-24 08:11:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The rhinoceros beetles (or Rhino beetle) are a subfamily (Dynastinae) of beetles in the family of scarab beetles (Scarabaeidae).

They are among the largest of beetles, so named because of the characteristic horns borne by the males of most species in the group. The male beetles use their horns in mating battles against other males.

Their larval stage is long, several years in some species. The larvae feed on rotten wood while the adults feed on nectar, plant sap and fruit.

Rhinoceros beetles are also the strongest animals on the planet, proportionally. They can lift up to 850 times their own weight. To put this into perspective, if a human of average height and weight had the strength of the rhinoceros beetle, it would be able to lift a 65 ton object.


Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-24 07:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

needs 30 reviews for worst ever! Giving a post a -1 for not being the worst ever after 5 reviews is the same as if you ruined a +2 streak on the 5th review because it wasn't the best ever.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-24 07:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This isn't even worth worst ever.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-24 07:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.asdk12.org/home.asp?num=102925

Symphonic band concerts and musicals? You are teh ultimate homo. I'd wish you get gang raped by an AIDS infected donkey, but you'd probably enjoy that.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-08-24 07:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off, bucketass

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-24 07:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-24 07:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

auto Jason -2


Homer: Little baby batter,
Can't control his bladder!

Burns: Mmm...Crude, but I like it. What do you say we freshen up out
little drinkie poos?

Homer: Don't mind if I do.

Dancin' Homer