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This is how i passed 8 minutes. (518 hits)

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Rating: -0.57 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by saxon4eva (View user info) at 2006-08-24 09:03:45 EDT


Written, while on hold to my coverage counsil in the states, you guys have some serious
shit hold music.

Alone in the dark
Sat on a park
There is no more sun
I'm awaiting my fun

She walks alone
I'm ready with my bone
I jump from behind
In the dark she's blind

I pull and I rips
Then over she flips
Her skirt is now gone
It will not be long

I hold down her chest
From the front is the best
I put in my finger
But don't want to linger

I'm hard as a rock
I shove in my cock
I'm nearly done
I shoot and I cum.

She lies there dead
I pull at my head
Why am I so blue?
Because this rape is through.



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Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-24 15:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

beautiful, dude...moved me to tears.

Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-24 15:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 11:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is how I passed 30 seconds:

I'd club a baby seal
But you know I won't ingest it
I'd tell my vegan girlfriend
You know I wouldn't suggest it
All my shoes are leather
And I don't care whether or not
All the cute little animals
were to be SHOT.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Here's to the breezes,
that blow through the treezes
lift girl's skirts above their kneezes
to reveal a spot that pleases and teazes.


And gives men diseazes.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you only lasted 8 minutes? Stop masturbating so quickly.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Needs more of you naked.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This post is the pits
Your rhyming is shit
You should've posted pics
Of your wifes bits


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