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Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2006-08-24 09:31:33 EDT
You may be worried and nervous about using your first tampon. Talk to your mom or a friend who has used tampons. It is important to first learn how to use a tampon and then, just relax! The more you relax, the easier the insertion will be. When you are nervous, your muscles tense up, making insertion even harder. For your first time, you may want to try using a tampon when your menstrual flow is heavy; this should allow the tampon to glide in more easily. Choose the smallest size tampon for the first time. By following these simple guidelines, and those that come with your package of tampons, your first experience with tampons should be easy.
1. Sit or stand in a comfortable position. Some women prefer to place one leg on the toilet seat or tub, while others prefer to squat down. After you find a position that is most comfortable for you, hold the tampon with the fingers that you write with. Hold the middle of the tampon, at the spot where the smaller, inner tube inserts into the larger, outer tube. Make sure the string is visible and pointing away from your body.
2. With your other hand, open the labia (the folds of skin around the vaginal opening) and position the tampon in the vaginal opening.
3. Gently push the tampon into the opening, aiming for the small of your back. Stop when your fingers touch your body and the applicator, or outer tube, is completely inside the vagina.
4. Once the applicator or outer tube is inside of you, use your index finger to push the inner tube (the tube where the removal string is connected) through the outer tube.
5. Once the inner tube is all the way in, use your thumb and middle finger to remove the applicator or outer tube. Make sure that the string hangs outside of the vaginal opening. Later, when you are ready to remove the tampon, hold the string and gently pull it downward until the entire tampon is out.
If the tampon is inserted correctly, you should not feel it. If you feel uncomfortable in any way, you may have inserted the tampon incorrectly or the tampon may not be placed far enough into the vagina. If this happens, just remove the tampon and start again with a new tampon. Remember that practice makes perfect. If you don't get it on the first try, your second try will most likely be successful. Instead of getting frustrated and giving up, relax and try again!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
They're for the bullet holes Tito!
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-24 18:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah, shoukld have reposted
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-24 16:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray for senseless violence.
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-08-24 13:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It needs more graphic illustrations.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-08-24 13:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 for the film ref at the end...didnt bother reading the rest as i'm sure you're a cunt.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-24 10:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-08-24 10:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guiness? brilliant!
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-24 10:02:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:54:00 (#)
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you should shop in a picture of mrs shlongy instead, maybe show a hint of her wheelchair poking out, give us your email address and I'll send you the pixxx
Send it, Send it!
pomegranatedan.at.hotmail.co.uk
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-24 10:00:36 EDT (#)
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that device shouldn't exist, if you are that fucktarded either use pads or get your ovaries removed
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:58:26 EDT (#)
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If you must know, the pic was from here...
http://www.show.scot.nhs.uk/smart/snds_amp.html
The tampon applicator.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:58:02 EDT (#)
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Thats just what I wanted to read first thing in the morning
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:54:00 EDT (#)
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you should shop in a picture of mrs shlongy instead, maybe show a hint of her wheelchair poking out, give us your email address and I'll send you the pixxx
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:53:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:42:48 (#)
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if it's that asian cartoon of the girl with all that period blood coming out, don't bother
Nope, wasn't that one.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:52:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:47:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
Was it a picture of your gaping, bleeding, love canal?
I think I already have that one.
Yeah it was that one, the one I sent you a while back, after our little "hook up" but I'd photoshopped a giant tampon into my love canal, all saturated with blood and bum butter.
Was funny as fuck, the Tampon had your face and everything.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Was it a picture of your gaping, bleeding, love canal?
I think I already have that one.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, too bad. Maybe some bloody porn might have saved this from...actually, it wouldn't have.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:42:48 EDT (#)
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if it's that asian cartoon of the girl with all that period blood coming out, don't bother
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was funny without the picture.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:36:07 EDT (#)
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Nope, attached, subbmitted, nothing.
Attached submitted, nothing.
attached submitted, Post with no awesomly funny picture.
Damn it.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for the advice.
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:34:49 EDT (#)
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It was all about the image!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You didn't by chance preview it first, did you?
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:33:31 EDT (#)
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Damn it! What's up with the image uploading?!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 09:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you sure you swung by the right forum?
Take you and your stinky period the fuck out of here.