SPT - A drink by drink account of May 13th, 2006 (527 hits)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (View user info) at 2006-08-24 13:52:11 EDT
A harmless trip to Ohio University, that went something like this:
-Arrive in Athens, OH, around 1:30pm
-Bud Light
-Lame attempt at crossword puzzle
-Bud Light
-Pint of Blue Moon
-Italian Sub
-Shot of something
-Pint of Blue Moon
-Shot of something (x2)
-Bud Light
-Shot of washington apple
-5pm rolls around
-Finally put stuff at Friend-1's one-room apartment (7 of us and a dog in the top half of a garage)
-Miller High-Life
-Watch a little Cleveland Cavs game
-Miller High-Life
-Friend-2 and I crash a graduation party 2 houses down
-Bud Light
-Bud Light
-Beer Pong (Friend-2 and I get owned - so count another 1-2 Bud Lights)
-Cavs win, the rest of the gang crashes party with us
-Chicken Salad sandwich, fruit and veggies (this party had a SPREAD)
-Back to bar
-Bud Light
-Walk over to block party (Palmerfest I believe, on Palmer Street naturally)
-Cup of keg beer (type unknown)
-Jump from house to house
-Cup Vodka and V8 splash, pilfered from random house
-Watch band outside
-Walk back to bar, Friend-3 gets $80 open container violation (the street was FULL of people with open containers)
-Bud Light
-Dance-Off, me vs. two other dudes (there's no dance floor), which ended when I fell down (pointing at both of them)
-Walk (or stumble) to get money at ATM, stop and get a Chicken Pita
-Find rest of gang, Friend-2 with his shirt off is offering "Fight a Gay Guy, $10", to anyone who walks by
-Give Friend-1 my portion of the $180 we ran up on his bar tab (the bar he works at, 30% off, so it would've been around $250)
-Friend-2 offers half-off on "Fight a Gay Guy", $5, I think one person took him up on it, but just wrestled him for a second
-Misc., standing on corner, throwing Combo's at people, walking around, avoiding police, jumping on each other, ripping my jeans
-Go back to Friend-1's and go to bed (time of night unknown, 3-4am?).
-i.e, one hell of an unproductive day
User Reviews
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Late +2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's because there is absolutely nothing else to do in Athens. Or anywhere else within 50 miles.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-24 18:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohio is one of the top rated party schools in the nation. I cant figure out why the fuck that would be, but it is. I wish I went to a school like that. I'll go to UW for Halloween.
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2006-08-24 17:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lightweight!! I could drink you under the table.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-24 17:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for guessing I was #38 on Predator's collage posty thing.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-24 17:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-24 13:57:30 (#)
Ranking: 1
Blue Moon makes me smile.
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Blue moon white ale is possibly the worst thing i have ever tasted.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-24 17:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Auto Miller High Life +1
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2006-08-24 15:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
enjoy your cirrhosis
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-24 15:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
yawn fest right here slopes
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-08-24 14:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ZZzzzz...
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-08-24 14:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LIEK OMG! 'S NOT MAY??
There is no point.
That's why it's SPT.
Thank you, come again.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-24 14:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gay
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 14:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That just sounds like a typical "Tuesday" to Shlongy.
Minus the gayness.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-08-24 14:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pittsburgh called. They wanted me to tell you that Cleveland sucks.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-24 14:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Zoinks! Neato! Kerplunk! Spazoid!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-24 14:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
what's your point?
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-08-24 14:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
WOW!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 14:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's August, dipshit.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-24 13:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Blue Moon makes me smile.