Women I have a crush on but really shouldn't. (2507 hits)
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Submitted by Aeneas (View user info) at 2006-08-24 18:49:41 EDT
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-10-04 05:37:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-10-02 21:11:06 EDT (#)
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Big caterpillar lips are gross.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-10-02 20:35:02 EDT (#)
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Calm down. There's no need to tell EVERYONE about my master plan to steal your ideas in an attempt to garner acceptance in the Uber community. I'm trying to keep a low profile here.
Submitted by CRazyTALk (user info) at 2006-08-28 04:36:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-26 19:20:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:53:26 (#)
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Gold, you should be hung for treason. What kind of British nationalist doesn't keep up to date with the royal family?
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I'm Scottish, not British! And that monkey woman would get the whole 12-inches
Submitted by Davood (user info) at 2006-08-26 15:47:18 EDT (#)
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whats wrong with a bit of thatcher?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-26 06:57:11 EDT (#)
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Ha, Pete Burns. I probably would too.
Lets see:
Peter Falk
Joe Mangel from Neighbours
That little guy on Top Gear
Eddie Izzard (but only in drag)
Mr Dixon from my primary school
Michael Parkinson
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2006-08-26 06:27:24 EDT (#)
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I'd maybe do Malcolm's mum.
You forgot Susan Kennedy from Neighbours
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:58:44 EDT (#)
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Why SHOULDN'T you have a crush on Thatcher?
I'm perplexed.
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-08-25 15:46:21 EDT (#)
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Wow, this is on the "Most Heated" list. I though in order to get a post on that these days you have to be ETS/Caulincourt/Method/[insert "in-crew" name here]/an alter.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:12:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:08:31 EDT (#)
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Hmm...I only agree with about one or two of those
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:36:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:12:36 (#)
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you wanna fuck a monkey?
did anyone else go "ew" when he kissed her at the end?
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Kind of. I went "eughhhhhoooooooo" then reached for the klenex. Unfortunately there was none left so I just zipped up and went about my day. :)
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:26:44 EDT (#)
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Marge is WAYYYYYY hotter than Edna. I would cum in leelas (sp?) massive eye for sure...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:12:36 EDT (#)
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you wanna fuck a monkey?
did anyone else go "ew" when he kissed her at the end?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:09:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Philst82 (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:31:05 EDT (#)
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Ain't nothing wrong with Carol Voderman.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:34:39 EDT (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:30:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 06:25:03 (#)
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I only tend to fellatiate Bart.
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Leave it to Jay to once again massacre the English language
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:17:10 EDT (#)
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have at them then
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-25 09:46:52 EDT (#)
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it's your life.
so whatever turns you on, bub.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-25 09:45:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:44:57 (#)
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Wait...
That ugly wank with dolphins for lips used to be a fucking dude?
HOLY SHIT...
That's horrifying.
Where's my eye-bleach?
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right here, hold on..
*pulls down pants*
okay, just wait a few minutes and keep your eyes open, this should only burn for a little bit.
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-08-25 09:34:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 05:35:52 (#)
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And this guy has a CRUSH on him/her/it?
Good fucking lord, I think I threw upa little...
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If there's grass on the pitch, game on.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-08-25 07:25:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 07:22:44 EDT (#)
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Nah, I'm not into that who asian rimming thing.
I prefer to leave that as an out hole.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-08-25 07:14:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 06:25:03 (#)
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Jeez Dervel, don't you read.
I only tend to fellatiate Bart.
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You could have felched it out of his arse.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-25 07:11:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 06:25:03 EDT (#)
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Jeez Dervel, don't you read.
I only tend to fellatiate Bart.
Submitted by British_Bulldog (user info) at 2006-08-25 06:18:26 EDT (#)
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Imagine a three's up with Edna and Leela. Then Jessica rabbit walks in.....
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-25 06:14:01 EDT (#)
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Zoë Wanamaker looks great, she really does. Also that chimpette is smoking.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-08-25 05:45:47 EDT (#)
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pete burns! hahhaha
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-08-25 05:40:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 05:35:52 (#)
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And this guy has a CRUSH on him/her/it?
Good fucking lord, I think I threw upa little...
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Threw up a little hobo jizz?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 05:35:52 EDT (#)
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And this guy has a CRUSH on him/her/it?
Good fucking lord, I think I threw upa little...
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-08-25 05:25:42 EDT (#)
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That's right, Jay. He has a tallywhaker.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:44:57 EDT (#)
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Wait...
That ugly wank with dolphins for lips used to be a fucking dude?
HOLY SHIT...
That's horrifying.
Where's my eye-bleach?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:42:05 EDT (#)
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+2 for I'll get my coat.
Submitted by British_Bulldog (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:40:13 EDT (#)
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Carol Vorderman. Fan - fucking - tastic! Well done that sir.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:34:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:20:45 (#)
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Who the HELL is that big lipped bitch second row from the bottom?
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Pete Burns. Former singer in Dead Or Alive.
You want him, don't you. You chutney ferret.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:20:45 EDT (#)
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Who the HELL is that big lipped bitch second row from the bottom?
Fucking hell...
Submitted by saxon4eva (user info) at 2006-08-25 03:54:58 EDT (#)
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AUTO -2 FOR ANY PICTURE OF PETE BURNS ALL UP IN MY FACE AT THIS TIME OF THE MORNING.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-25 03:46:58 EDT (#)
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I use Maggie Thatcher as a means to prevent premature ejaculation.
I can last for hours.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-08-25 01:15:24 EDT (#)
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I would venture to guess that Venus Williams could fuck a guy in half while riding on top.
I mean literally snap him in half.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-25 01:01:31 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure that some of those aren't women.
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-25 00:13:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:48:32 (#)
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Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:50:09 (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:44:24 (#)
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Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:43:19 (#)
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Who's the fine piece of ass with the dog?
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Fergie.
HAHAHAHA
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Who....?
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Sarah Fergesen was married to one of the the Queen's sons (Andrew0 but later divorced. The British public never really warmed to her, I'm not sure why exactly but I once read she accepted a lot of expensive presents that she should have passed on (or something).
The picture of Fergie with her butters-yet-attractive Princess daughter are to the bottom left of Leela.
(hahahaha btw)
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Butters?!?!?!? Are you fucking kidding? Not only is she rich as fuck, she's smoking hot.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:49:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:24:19 (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:11:48 (#)
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No Comment
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Seriously mate, why bother?
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:48:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:50:09 (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:44:24 (#)
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Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:43:19 (#)
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Who's the fine piece of ass with the dog?
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Fergie.
HAHAHAHA
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Who....?
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Sarah Fergesen was married to one of the the Queen's sons (Andrew0 but later divorced. The British public never really warmed to her, I'm not sure why exactly but I once read she accepted a lot of expensive presents that she should have passed on (or something).
The picture of Fergie with her butters-yet-attractive Princess daughter are to the bottom left of Leela.
(hahahaha btw)
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:44:15 EDT (#)
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Definitely Mrs. Krabapple.
*engorge*
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:30:48 EDT (#)
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Pete Burns is odd and I dont mean oddly seductive, just odd.
PAT BUTCHER?!
Jesus!
Now I dont feel so bad about fancying Lois from Malcom in the Middle
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:08:25 EDT (#)
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I think one of those was a man, and I really wanna fuck Anne Coulter.
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:53:26 EDT (#)
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Gold, you should be hung for treason. What kind of British nationalist doesn't keep up to date with the royal family?
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:52:23 EDT (#)
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Sexy...
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:51:39 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Ferguson
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:50:46 EDT (#)
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Ah ok and FUCK, I forgot to +2 the last post... I'm an asshat
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:50:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:44:24 (#)
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Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:43:19 (#)
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Who's the fine piece of ass with the dog?
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Fergie.
HAHAHAHA
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Who....?
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:49:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:44:24 (#)
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Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:43:19 (#)
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Who's the fine piece of ass with the dog?
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Fergie.
HAHAHAHA
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Surely you mean Beatress?! She just recently turned 18. (Fuck yeah!)
To answer the original question she's Victoria Stilwell and she did a pretty awful show about training dogs on channel 4 called "its me or the dog" or something along those lines.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:44:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:43:19 (#)
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Who's the fine piece of ass with the dog?
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Fergie.
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:43:19 EDT (#)
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Who's the fine piece of ass with the dog?
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:41:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:37:18 EDT (#)
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I commend your honesty. But, seriously, Hillary? And the wheel chair chick?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:30:34 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:30:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:25:01 (#)
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Just noticed Paula Radclife, you better be kidding....
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I'm suprised you noticed Paula Radcliffe ahead of PETE BURNS. Anyway good old Paula provides the free golden showers for the lads.
http://www.kvak.com/slike/190405b.jpg (possibly NSFW)
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:26:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:25:01 EDT (#)
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Just noticed Paula Radclife, you better be kidding....
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:24:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:11:48 (#)
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No Comment
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Seriously mate, why bother?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:22:08 EDT (#)
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I can't -2 this...because you're right.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:19:29 EDT (#)
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good stuff here...
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:13:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-24 18:52:46 (#)
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i used to fancy oprah.
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Hahahaha! Please say this isn't true.
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:11:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-08-24 19:04:24 EDT (#)
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+2 for the Paki with a .357, so true yet we laugh...
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-24 18:59:44 EDT (#)
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+2 Leela
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-08-24 18:55:37 EDT (#)
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I'd bone them.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-24 18:53:07 EDT (#)
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This is a shock. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-24 18:52:46 EDT (#)
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i used to fancy oprah.
don't tell anyone.