Attention Ubersite - GrowingFamily.com doesn't enjoy your company (4377 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: 0.05 on 270 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tanekia Allenae <T.Allenae.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-24 20:15:58 EDT
Hi Ubersite my name is Tanekia Allenae. I found this website from a message left on my baby's album on growingfamily.com. I have already read the post about growingfamily.com and the comments left on there and I relize that y'all are just trying to have fun but this is not funny. My husband and I created this album to share our news with our friends and family and we don't appreciate you destroying our album.
We also felt very hurt by some of the statements left about our baby. Some of them were disturbing, such as talking about rape. I guess its a joke around these parts about raping or babies or something, which is why alot of you found it funny on that guy method's post in the comments. In real life this isn't a joke I hope you know. Someone also left a comment accusing someone of abusing our baby or that I smoked while I was pregnant. Before you leave comments like these you should look into it if you really are concerned that I harmed my child. I did NOT smoke while I was pregnant with my precious baby. I had some complicasions because I was about to go in to labor early and they tried to do everything for me to go full term. But she was premature about 7 weeks.
We just left the hospital and as I said I don't like to come home after my husband was so proud that he set up this account on growingfamily.com all by himself to see these nasty comments on my babies page. I had to now delete my account and you've upset my whole family, including my mother in law and she is someone you don't want to get mad. In the future can you please be more compasionite and less of assholes? This was quite mean of you to do and I noticed you did this on other families pages and its just not acceptable.
Thanks for your time,
Tanekia Allenae
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-11 16:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-28 17:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!
METHOD IS MY HERO!!!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-11-14 18:34:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH NO NOT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-09-22 22:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainObvious (user info) at 2006-09-22 00:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:36:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
you should all be ashamed of yourselves, hurting this poor woman like that and ruining her baby album. i'm the one that started this madness and i feel absolutely terrible about it. i want to apologize for the hurt i've caused. please accept my deepest apologies, ma'am.
JUST KIDDING, YOUR BABY IS UGLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
If Ubering it up ever starts getting boring, just leave for a couple years, and then come back. Pure nuggets of comedy gold like this will be waiting patiently for your return. I missed this place. Fuck the desert!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-29 19:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This is the most awesome thing I have ever seen.
Especially because we all know that Eric "David Coulthard's Illegitamate Child" D. Rice is really... Well, half of ubersite.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-08-29 11:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does it make me laugh every time someone says Eric D. Rice?
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-08-29 07:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:53:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:51:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
could have been done well
wasnt
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Please, let us hear more of your astute opinions, Mr. -1.87 average!
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Fuck me you guys are on form at the moment.
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
kabashabalabadadaaba
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahhh shit, what a fucking crack-up.
I cant believe the growingfamily.com website re-directs ubersite traffic to the FBI website, what a pathetically lame attempt at scaring us off, I mean come on, NO-ONE could be THAT stupid to believe that the FBI would chase them over this crap.
Yea, uh huh, the FBI are gonna investigate someone putting comments about someones baby on an unmoderated (until now that is) website... yeeeeaaaa riiiiight...
Oh, wait a minute, I'm not even american, what the fuck do I care about the FBI? Those mother-fuckers can suck my dick. Yea, bring it on bitches, see if I give a shit.
Now you have to know the mothers last name to leave a comment, how lame.
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
As for this T.Allanae (or whatever), that fucking thundercunt can go take a long walk off a short plank. Get a grip on reality, retard.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-08-28 18:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:54:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Julie, don't tell her that, he'll end up hunting me, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, down, and doing unspeakable acts of horror to me.
We wouldn't want that, would we?
I, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, will not divulge any further personal information. I hope Bart Cilfone doesn't give this woman any personal info about me.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-28 18:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2006-08-28 13:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man. Every now and then I almost decide to just leave and say screw this place, UberMadness comes around and there's a post like this.
I love you guys. *sniff*
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-28 09:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-27 03:18:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-27 00:53:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
I called Shenannigans a while ago.
__________________---
DUH THAT DUH MAKES DUH ME SMART DUH..........
HEY FAGGOT I CALLED IT FIRST YOU DIPSHIT AS IF IT WASN'T TOTALY OBVIOUS
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DUR IM A FUCKING CARPET MUNCHER DUR DUR
HEY DIKE I CALLED YOU ONE A LNG ASS WHILE AGO
shuddafuckup.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-27 03:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-27 00:53:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
I called Shenannigans a while ago.
__________________---
DUH THAT DUH MAKES DUH ME SMART DUH..........
HEY FAGGOT I CALLED IT FIRST YOU DIPSHIT AS IF IT WASN'T TOTALY OBVIOUS
Submitted by SwSmartie (user info) at 2006-08-27 03:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sucks for you. maybe next time you'll think of all the meanies on UberSite before you come online to advertise your children. =D
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-27 01:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit for a little while I thought I got banned over this. Right after Method's post all of a sudden my Email was randomly unverified. I got sent a new code today... WTF?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-27 00:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I called Shenannigans a while ago.
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-26 21:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker
You're a cock sucking, ass licking uncle fucker
You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucker
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
FUCKER FUCKER UNCLE FUCKER UNCLE FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker (Uncle fucker!)
You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle fucker
You're an uncle fucker, I must say
You fucked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle Fucka, that's U-N-C-L-E FUCK YOU! UNCLE FUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!
suck my balls
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-26 16:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not by a country mile.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-26 16:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oooooooh loki
oh no you di'int.
what method said:
this ain't over.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-26 09:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously Tenkaka or whatever your name is, your kid has bigger issues than whether or not Eric D. Rice of West Virginia thinks she's cute.
specifically
her parents are idiots
Shall I fill you in here?
Sure why not.
That growing family website is complete crap on a variety of levels and nothing more than a bullshit way of trying to sell pictures and a bunch of other baby related garbage. If you have an internet connection, and unfortunately it appears that you do, there is a 100% chance that your ISP (that would be internet service provider) provides you with some sort of personal website space. If not then there are plenty of free sites out there you could use to post pictures of your little bundle of joy instead of relying on this crap one your using now.
You don't even have to know anything about programming to build one of these sites, they are largely idiot proof - something you personally may need.
here, knock yourself out: http://geocities.yahoo.com/
With something like this, you can not only put up some first photo but throw out any boring and mundane details about your new spawn's life for all your sorry friends and family to ogle over hours at a time.
and you don't have to allow anyone to put any comments on it or if you do allow it, you can edit them so no one would have to read what Eric D. Rice of West Virginia says
And while we're on the subject of Eric D Rice of West Virginia, what do you care what he thinks of your kid? No brand spanking new baby is cute, they all look like little aliens for a week or two and although I do not specifically recall seeing an image of yours, I doubt it was any different.
Christ you are an obsessive little freak.
to sum up - the correct response here for you is to
1. ignore the comments about your kid from people you don't even know who are clearly taking a piss at your expense
2. congratulations, you've been punked now skate it off, get on with your life, and stop making a federal case out of it - jesus h christ on a cracker "federal case" is supposed to be just an expression
3. put the pictures of the kid on some sort of site that requires a password to post comments
4. send the password to all your loser family and friends whether they want to see it or not
5. get about the business of trying to raise a kid that will hopefully be smarter than you and your darling husband
you're welcome,
loki
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-26 06:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This isn't over. Not by a country mile.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-08-26 05:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bob Dole doesn't like censorship. Bob Dole belives in net neutrality, free speech, and making fun of people in public form at the expense of emotion and ego.
Bob Dole wants Bart to put it back. (please?)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-26 02:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GULL DURN IT...
Why did Bart do that?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-26 02:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart is such a cockjockey.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-26 01:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't even open up the links to see what this is all about because my computer keeps saying; illegal operation and then shuts down!
M-Fing-IE *^%$@#%#@$!!!!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-08-26 01:51:00 EDT (#)
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what the fuck kind of name is Tanekia Allenae?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-25 23:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
crime?
oh please
skate it off
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, Tameskha, but I really hate seeing posts totally deleted. It's happened before, and no offense, but I try to keep cached records available of every deleted post.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tashmeka's not going to be happy with you, Ax.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These are the posts and Google caches:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82819 (Hidden's original post, 1/30/06)
http://64.233.187.104/search?q=cache:Jzn-PKT_3dIJ:ubersite.com/m/82819+growingfamily.com +ubersite&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83190 (My compilation post, 1/31/06)
http://64.233.187.104/search?q=cache:fxf9nZRh6lgJ:www.ubersite.com/m/83190.+ganging +up+on+babies+ubersite&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92137 (Method's post, too recent to be cached)
I had to insert spaces into the links to get this review through, just close them.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You deleted my post. I feel so special.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eric D Rice of West Virginia, you have really gone too far this time.
I for one am shocked SHOCKED to see this sort of behavior going on.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you sure you had a baby and didn't just take a shit? which hole did that thing pop out of?
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The fact that I know something a lot of you don't sweetens this so...
Method, these shenanigans shall go into the history books...
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
METHOD GOT CENSORED
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:32:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:28:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Eric keeps repeating his name because he's obviously so sure that your husband does not have the testicular fortitude to face him, he freely disperses his name in the hubris and arrogance that such an evil post inspires in his icy, cracked, cacogenic lump of muscle and fiber that he calls a heart.
I am truly sorry for all the trouble, Mrs. Tamikqua. I promise I won't do anything to further this devastating offense against your family, much less post a compilation of all the babies and our crude, uncalled-for comments about them.
Don't listen to Eric D. Rice, of West Virginia's Dominion University.
Listen to me, James Kirkman, of Bloomington Indiana. Thank you.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:08:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST SHENANIGANS EVER!
Submitted by ELG (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God I love this shit.
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't post pictures of your prematured kid on the internet. It's that simple.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:17:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
check out the new script they added to check the referrer and send you to the FBI website if it the string equals "ubersite".
</script>
<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">
var camefrom = document.referrer;
var findit = "ubersite";
if (camefrom.indexOf(findit) > -1 )
{ window.location="http://www.fbi.gov/cyberinvest/cyberhome.htm"; }
</script>
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Hahahaha....
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it looks like Method will have to eat his cookies in jail. the FBI is on the case now.
does anyone know how to hide a nail file in baked goods?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaah bart deleted it.
why?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This just reeks of BS.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:43:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll send you cookies, Method.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmm. I wonder how long it'll take someone to get the post from google's cache, dust off a mothballed alter and post it again?
Eric D. Rice of West "by God" Virginia also punts crippled kittens into basketball goals. You cannot possibly compete with his evil powers, cookies or not.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want my cookies.
Gotta go, FBI hammering my door down
Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:40:25 EDT (#)
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thank you for deleting the post for me Eric now I know you really were sorry. I'm going to leave this site now so if you want you can send an email for baby pictures to see that she really is beautiful we took some today.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatever happened to Jewtoast?
You should talk to him anyway... I noticed ANOTHER of your posts got deleted... wonder why that keeps happening to you? :p
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wouldn't just typing www.growingfamily.com right into the browser circumvent the "referral website" and NOT trip the ubersite=thedevilthattheFBIiswatching?
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:34:50 EDT (#)
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Hey Shaquifqua, you got your wish, the post is deleted. I can only assume Eric D. Rice of West Virginia got his cookies, too.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She thinks I'm kidding, if she keeps this up, I, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, will unleash my rabid lawyer John Senter on her.
I suggest you cease and desist immediately, lady.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Look, lady... I don't know if you're real or not, but I can tell you from experience that you're not gonna win... if you are real, and this really does bother you, I highly suggest you close your browser window, forget all about www.ubersite.com, and pretend this never happened. Ignore the nasty comments on your site and enjoy your new baby, regardless of what the people here say to you. It's like banging your head against a brick wall.
Or stay, and keep trying to talk to them. That's funnier.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop misspelling "misspelling"
Eric D. Rice of West Virginia has no time to worry about correct spelling. He's too busy consulting his lawyer about a cease and desist letter.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok now Im sure you're not real.
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Me or her?
Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you are absolutely disgusting. I can not believe how you think you can talk to a lady like that.
And don't say my baby is ugly she is absolutely beautiful.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Show your tits, and all will be forgiven
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow. I'm so torn. The newly realized compassionate, caring adult in me (oh, you fucks would be shocked at the life changes I've made in my absence... I'm a totally different Queen than the one you know and love [or loathe, whichever... I only care a tiny bit], all mature and responsible and shit... oh and I got real skinny too.) wants to call you guys assclowns and offer this lady my sympathy for any undue stress you guys may have caused.
But the 21 year old, die-hard uberer in me wants to laugh my ass off.
... Can I do both?
Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop miss spelling my name please.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:25:51 EDT (#)
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From the FBI site:
The FBI's cyber mission is four-fold: first and foremost, to stop those behind the most serious computer intrusions and the spread of malicious code; second, to identify and thwart online sexual predators who use the Internet to meet and exploit children and to produce, share, or possess child pornography; third, to counteract operations that target U.S. intellectual property, endangering our national security and competitiveness; and fourth, to dismantle national and transnational organized criminal enterprises engaging in Internet fraud.
HEY GUYS, WERE IN THE CLEAR, THE FBI HAS MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT THAN COMMENTS LEFT ON UGLY BABY WEBSITES
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:18:28 EDT (#)
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<DIES>
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:17:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
check out the new script they added to check the referrer and send you to the FBI website if it the string equals "ubersite".
</script>
<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">
var camefrom = document.referrer;
var findit = "ubersite";
if (camefrom.indexOf(findit) > -1 )
{ window.location="http://www.fbi.gov/cyberinvest/cyberhome.htm"; }
</script>
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:17:52 EDT (#)
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Eric D. Rice of West Virginia does not have the ability to delete his own posts. Baking him cookies would be useless.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
check out the new script they added to check the referrer and send you to the FBI website if it the string equals "ubersite".
</script>
<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">
var camefrom = document.referrer;
var findit = "ubersite";
if (camefrom.indexOf(findit) > -1 )
{ window.location="http://www.fbi.gov/cyberinvest/cyberhome.htm"; }
</script>
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Listen Tanifiqua, my terms aren't unreasonable. I don't understand why you're being so irrational. All I asked for were some chocolate chip cookies baked for me; it's not like I'm asking for a fully fueled jet ready to leave the country.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:12:36 EDT (#)
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You can't delete your own posts. Nobody can delete posts except Bart. And he won't do it unless he gets cookies.
Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:06:33 EDT (#)
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appolo I can show you the email he sent me. He said he'd help me by giving me the mailing addresses and anything he can help with like IP addresses.
All I was was for Eric to delete his post and so far he hasn't done it because he wants me to bake him cookies. Well I am not baking him cookies for what he did because he shouldn't be rewarded so if your reading this Eric I am asking you again nicely to delete what you wrote and if you don't I will be taking the website owner up on his offer.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:04:41 EDT (#)
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OMG a LETTER
oh SNAP now it's on
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2006-08-25 18:23:21 EDT (#)
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Well, I guess it's time to come clean.
I AM ALSO A CHILD MOLESTAR!!!!! WOOO :'(
-B. Peppers
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2006-08-25 18:18:00 EDT (#)
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I think I could leave for ten years and come back and the topic of conversation would still be Eric Rice. How sad.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahah yeah 'cos that's what bart does.
Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:34:01 EDT (#)
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alot of people have commented on my message since yesterday and I don't have time to read all of them but I think you people are not taking me seriously.
The owner of this site has emailed me saying that he will give me some information on the people who have done this like Eric Rice and I could get his mailing address even and I might ask for it so I can send a letter because I think he thinks this is a joke. I am not kidding about this.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-25 16:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eric D. Rice of West Virginia.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-25 16:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know who this alter belongs to.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-25 16:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm sorry Tanknigger of whatever your name is.
It was me Alain Pepe LaFlamme of Montreal in cahoots with AJ Cassidy of Iowa.
I won't do it again.
(not that I believe you are really one of the mothers - if you are i hope your nigger chimp spawn dies - now fuck off my internet)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-25 16:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:07:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me ask you a question, lady - I did not make one comment on any of the baby pages. Why would you go after me, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, instead of the people that actually made the comments?
Jesus lady, don't shoot the messenger, in this case me, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia
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SHENANIGANS, every one knows that Eric D. Rice of West Virginia takes cellphone camel-toe pics of pre-teen girls and does not make fun of negroid babies - shame on you George
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What do you people not get.
THIS IS SHENANIGANS.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:44:17 EDT (#)
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I am usually wrong about this, but I don't know if an alter would keep hounding Eric D. Rice to delete the post.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I only believe it's an alter for one simple fact--- thats an incredible amount of effort put into holding a fight over a forum. Esp. considering this would be a mother with a newborn.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:29:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the best post ever
Sorry ma'am but Eric Rice has a sick, twisted since of humor. I think it's because his parents were cousins.
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that's a no no?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best "method talking to himself" post in quite some time.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:19:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
loki
HEY WHAT DID I DO?
This is all Eric D. Rice's fault.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is the best post ever
Sorry ma'am but Eric Rice has a sick, twisted since of humor. I think it's because his parents were cousins.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh sweet jebus
I haven't read the replies yet and can't wait to see this. Someone stop me if this turns out not to be an alter because I don't want the fun ruined.
Is someone's mother-in-law really going to hunt everyone on here down cause that would be just too too funny.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+2 if this is for real
+2 if this is fake...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-25 05:07:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't forget the horrifying mispsellings on easy words, and perfect spelling on a few hard ones.
That's always a bit of a giveaway.
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there's a point there. but at the same time if someone doesn't know a "hard" word they might just look it up to get the right spelling.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made a website as an apology to what they did to your baby's photo album.
http://www.rapeislikecandy.com
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Open your poot.
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LULZ perfect 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-08-25 09:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-25 09:21:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
You're in big trouble now, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia!
I have never been more proud to be part of this family of degenerates than I am at this moment.
*weeps*
I love you guys!
*sniffle*
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shutup and go back to your room.
*bitch slap*
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-25 09:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're in big trouble now, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia!
I have never been more proud to be part of this family of degenerates than I am at this moment.
*weeps*
I love you guys!
*sniffle*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-25 08:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG LIEK SIHTTY ATLER!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 05:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now THERE is something funny.
Only about an hour late, there, shitty alter.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-25 05:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bull.
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-25 05:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't forget the horrifying mispsellings on easy words, and perfect spelling on a few hard ones.
That's always a bit of a giveaway.
Submitted by saxon4eva (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you lot are so wrong its right...
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've just read some of the reviews and have given up about 1/3rd in.... clearly this is an alter. Suggesting more photos are on offer, posting her email address, getting 'fakely(?)' upset about the repeated use of Eric.D.Rice etc etc.
This had so much potential too.
Shame.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't forget the horrifying mispsellings on easy words, and perfect spelling on a few hard ones.
That's always a bit of a giveaway.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-25 04:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:18:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
I pray this is real, but I'd be willing to bet its just an alter. :(
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ALTER written all over it... the pleas for us all to be nice followed later by calling us 'asshole'. A throw away 'that guy Method'..... Nice try whoever but this was just too Alterist.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-08-25 03:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry for your misfortune to have encountered this cesspool of sophmoric morons. Gotta tell you, though, you've just compounded your woes tenfold.
Now have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-25 03:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is getting nuts. someone call Jewtoast right now. he is Eric D. Rice of West Virginia's only hope.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-25 02:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shitty alter.
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-08-25 02:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:53:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:51:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
could have been done well
wasnt
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Please, let us hear more of your astute opinions, Mr. -1.87 average!
funny on so many levels
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-08-25 01:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They said the same thing about Urkle; that little snot. Boy I'd like
to smack that kid.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets Famous
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-24 23:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny alter.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-08-24 23:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd have to agree somewhat that people are being assholes but she sounds too motherly. Pun intended.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-24 23:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I call Shenanigans.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
meant that to be -1
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
mediocre altering
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by DeadHorse (user info) at 2006-08-15 16:22:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Beat me like it's your job.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
carol richards said stay off her fucking lawn
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I see 155 and I am proud of our efforts in getting this beyond Eric D. Rice's shameful post.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jeebus 147 reviews in two and a half hours.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys are tools.
I'm ashamed of you all.
JUST KIDDING.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys are tools.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if this is just method's alter....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder if this "broad" will sell me her name and password...
She's a fucking HIT MACHINE.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop.....
IT'S HELMUT TIME!!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You act like it's our fault that babies are ugly and easy to make fun of.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Only if you do an autastic job, Jeffrey.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your mother-in-law sounds like she needs her ass kicked.
Where's wildcat when you need him? He's an internet tough guy.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:08:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeffrey Wellman, will you curbstomp Eric D. Rice of West virginia for what he did?
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Will you give me chocomuts?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yep.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way, I just finished reading ALL of the reviews and you guys are hilarious.
But Shaniqua...Eric D. Rice really is troublesome around these parts. If you and/or your husband decide to hack him, I'll be your alibi!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*dies*
I will dine on chili on the morrow.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ax, I don't live near you at all.
I live in Wisconsin near Milwaukee. I was thinking of saying that you should email me your address and then I was going to call Chili's and have them deliver (thereby you would still owe me money for this task), but then I remembered they don't deliver.
So sucks to be you.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:10:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not near there, James Kirkman. I am most sorry.
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You're not there on purpose ;(
You're afraid of the palpable layer of pollution in the Meadowlands where I live. BABY
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By far the most mentionings of EDR in a long time in the same post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not near there, James Kirkman. I am most sorry.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
James, I am near Bloomington Indiana and would gladly get you a cheeseburger
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No, I mean...uh...my summer home in North Jersey, between Hackensack and Newark.
Can you stop by the Chili's in the Garden State Mall, and call me when you get the food? I'm hungry as hell.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeffrey Wellman, will you curbstomp Eric D. Rice of West virginia for what he did?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
James, I am near Bloomington Indiana and would gladly get you a cheeseburger
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I suppose it's time for me to come clean as well....
My name is Jeffrey Wellman, I am 18 years old, I been on ubersite for about over 3 years. I enjoy chocomut ice creams and raping black babies. DUNT KILL ME MISTER BLACK LADY!!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this post sucked, but the reviews...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAA
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:04:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
James Kirkman is brave to boldly challenge Eric D. Rice of West Virginia like he did.
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Hadley, do YOU live anywhere near North Jersey? I need a chili's bacon cheeseburger pronto.
AAAAARRGGH MY LAPTOP HAS NO MORE BATTERY
FUUUUUCK
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
James Kirkman is brave to boldly challenge Eric D. Rice of West Virginia like he did.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:01:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ax...you are N..{chloroform}
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???
Strawberryman, where do you live? I need a Chili's bacon cheeseburger immediately, and I will pay you well.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ax...you are N..{chloroform}
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm watching the History Channel right now, and for some reason, I really want to eat a Chili's bacon cheddar cheeseburger, with chili con queso. Anyone else?
I'd settle for Applebees, however.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You better not call me a pussy, Eric. I'll drive down to West Virginia and stomp your ass myself.
Tanekia, if you're still reading any of this, just ignore these people. They aren't worth your time.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, you'll be happy to know I don't work very hard. Actually, I'm
bringing the plant down from the inside.
-- Homer Simpson
The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 22:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:57:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:54:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Not you, Galt, the other pussy
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I'm allowed to apologize, you know. Axolotl did it too and you aren't ragging on him about it. Besides, it was funny and all, but if it's actually affecting someone else in a negative way (which I'm sure it has a lot of people on that site) then it's probably not right.
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Nah, you have the right to apologize. Method, stop being a trisomic fuckmoo (new favorite words, from caul and creepfirebombing respectively)
My apology was partially facetious, and immediately followed by me pretending to be another sexually-deviant prick of an Uber-user.
uh...
I am him. That was a typo.
~James Kirkman
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on, honey. You work yourself stupid for this family. If anyone
deserves to be wrapped up in seaweed and buried in mud, it's you.
-- Homer Simpson
Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:57:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Where would one look, James Kirkman from Bloomington, Indiana, if one wanted to find the address of one Eric D. Rice of West Virginia?
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I do not know. I know that my (James Kirkman) address has been taken down from my website, but I still have it saved on my hard drive. Eric Rice's website is still in the google cache, I belive Bart names it on a Stabkill post, which is now deleted.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:54:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Not you, Galt, the other pussy
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I'm allowed to apologize, you know. Axolotl did it too and you aren't ragging on him about it. Besides, it was funny and all, but if it's actually affecting someone else in a negative way (which I'm sure it has a lot of people on that site) then it's probably not right.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE TRUTH:
Your consciousness affects the behaviour of subatomic particles
Particles move backwards as well as forwards in time and appear in all possible places at once
The universe is splitting, every Planck-time (10 E-43 seconds) into billions of parallel universes
The universe is interconnected with faster-than-light transfers of information
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eric D. Rice of West Virginia is gonna get curb-stomped.
Rashafakweesha's husband is one dangerous nigga.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where would one look, James Kirkman from Bloomington, Indiana, if one wanted to find the address of one Eric D. Rice of West Virginia?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha
Eric D. Rice strikes again....
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:53:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
If this is real, I am very sorry for posting the message I did.
I know it's not an excuse, but I was only trying to have a little fun. Good luck with your new baby and I hope you're both in good health.
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attn: ghey menz alert.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:53:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
With the price of Windex coming down, I bet Mr. Eric D. Rice of West Virginia can skeet on the monitor and clean it up without streaks.
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I have stock in Windex.
Mrs. Allendalialio, Method (aka Eric Rice) is pleasuring himself to your beautiful young baby. Are you going to stand up for yourself, or are you going to crawl on the ground like a spineless trisomic invertebrate?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not you, Galt, the other pussy
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
giant pussy below
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Making fun of babies is mean. Go Tanekia!
Just out of curiosity, what is the origin of your last name? It's really hard to find and very pretty.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If this is real, I am very sorry for posting the message I did.
I know it's not an excuse, but I was only trying to have a little fun. Good luck with your new baby and I hope you're both in good health.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
With the price of Windex coming down, I bet Mr. Eric D. Rice of West Virginia can skeet on the monitor and clean it up without streaks.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:51:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
could have been done well
wasnt
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Please, let us hear more of your astute opinions, Mr. -1.87 average!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:44:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:41:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to sleep Tafiqwisha, I, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, have been at the mall ALL day and I'm exhausted.
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Sleeping at 9:45 PM? Tamriequiaenia, I think what Eric means is that he's going to open up his prodigious self-made child-pornography collection and fantasize about underage flesh. You should call the police and have him arrested, and catch him red(white?)-handed.
~James Kirkman
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You know you're probably right James. I'll bet he's jacking it to her baby's photo as we speak.
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
could have been done well
wasnt
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So goin' to hell
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you guys so much.
Except for that scumbag Eric D. Rice of West Virginia.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:41:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to sleep Tafiqwisha, I, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, have been at the mall ALL day and I'm exhausted.
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Sleeping at 9:45 PM? Tamriequiaenia, I think what Eric means is that he's going to open up his prodigious self-made child-pornography collection and fantasize about underage flesh. You should call the police and have him arrested, and catch him red(white?)-handed.
~James Kirkman
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:41:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to sleep Tafiqwisha, I, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, have been at the mall ALL day and I'm exhausted.
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lulz method i lurv you. yer comments on dis have been neerly as funi as my binary comments on that dyke's post.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to sleep Tafiqwisha, I, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, have been at the mall ALL day and I'm exhausted.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tariquiana, Eric Rice is a purported child molester, and what's more, he's an illiterate cave-dwelling West Virginian who rapes his cousins and brothers.
Don't listen to him, actually, you should sue him. The fine people at jimthefiend.com can help.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck John Senter. I will toast that jew.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:34:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
James, I don't think it's very nice what you're doing. I think you should stop now before I have John Senter sue you for everything you have
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Eric, with all due respect, fuck yourself.
Don't make me come all the way from Bloomington, Indiana to West Virginia to find you. There's only room on this site for one sex offender.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<dies>
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
James, I don't think it's very nice what you're doing. I think you should stop now before I have John Senter sue you for everything you have
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST FUCKING ALTER EVAR!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tamiquia, please review some of my work on my previous username.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/jimthefiend
Unfortunately, I was banned due to posting another user's personal information. I don't see why he was so offended, I'm more than willing to post my own.
~James Kirkman
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah for real you guys need to tone it down. It's funny to talk about and it was funny at first, but being so blunt about it first loses the comedy and second just aint right. At least be subtle, and also, try not to be so malicious about "ugly babies" etc... Of course I'm gonna get shit at, but it's true.
PS- I did my fair share of it, so I'm not being a pussy bleeding heart. I also enjoyed it vurrry much. I just had the good mind to stop after my 10th comment about tasting a baby's love juices.
PS- SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:28:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Eric keeps repeating his name because he's obviously so sure that your husband does not have the testicular fortitude to face him, he freely disperses his name in the hubris and arrogance that such an evil post inspires in his icy, cracked, cacogenic lump of muscle and fiber that he calls a heart.
I am truly sorry for all the trouble, Mrs. Tamikqua. I promise I won't do anything to further this devastating offense against your family, much less post a compilation of all the babies and our crude, uncalled-for comments about them.
Don't listen to Eric D. Rice, of West Virginia's Dominion University.
Listen to me, James Kirkman, of Bloomington Indiana. Thank you.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The phrase "testicular fortitude" makes my heart smile.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:29:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
It is slander and libel and I will not stand for it.
I'll have you know that I have the best human rights lawyer in the world, John Senter, at my disposal, and I will sue EVERYONE involved in this.
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You're a liar, Eric.
I, James Kirkman, will not stand for such travesty.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-08-24 20:18:11 (#)
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I pray this is real, but I'd be willing to bet its just an alter. :(
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yeah... shame
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:30:51 EDT (#)
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aw, just go spank yer monkey you freak!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:30:41 EDT (#)
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Do you know how many islands I'm going to own once I'm done with you people?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:30:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:28:09 (#)
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I don't feel bad for you Eric just because these people are saying all of these things about you. How does it feel to be exployted(sp?)?
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Seriously, We can supply any baseball bats, boards with a nail sticking out of it, or other beating devices if and when your husband does decide that Eric D. Rice of West Virginia needs to be beat down.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:29:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:27:35 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:25:17 (#)
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I thought I could trust you people to not sell me out. This is the thanks I get for everything I've done for you?
You're all DEAD to me.
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Hopefully you'll be dead to us and the rest of the world once her husband's mother finds you, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia.
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I think we've already established that her husband is one of these 'nonviolent' hippie pussies.
Shoulda' married a hockey player, bitch. They'd kick the ass of one Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, the state where NASCAR is thought of as a sport. Too bad it's not Canada.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:29:08 EDT (#)
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It is slander and libel and I will not stand for it.
I'll have you know that I have the best human rights lawyer in the world, John Senter, at my disposal, and I will sue EVERYONE involved in this.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:28:47 EDT (#)
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Eric keeps repeating his name because he's obviously so sure that your husband does not have the testicular fortitude to face him, he freely disperses his name in the hubris and arrogance that such an evil post inspires in his icy, cracked, cacogenic lump of muscle and fiber that he calls a heart.
I am truly sorry for all the trouble, Mrs. Tamikqua. I promise I won't do anything to further this devastating offense against your family, much less post a compilation of all the babies and our crude, uncalled-for comments about them.
Don't listen to Eric D. Rice, of West Virginia's Dominion University.
Listen to me, James Kirkman, of Bloomington Indiana. Thank you.
Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:28:09 EDT (#)
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I don't feel bad for you Eric just because these people are saying all of these things about you. How does it feel to be exployted(sp?)?
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:27:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:25:47 (#)
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And this same Eric D. Rice of West Virginia is now lurking on a website dedicated to young children?
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They're never too young, or too related, for Eric D. Rice of West Virginia.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:27:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:25:17 (#)
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I thought I could trust you people to not sell me out. This is the thanks I get for everything I've done for you?
You're all DEAD to me.
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Hopefully you'll be dead to us and the rest of the world once her husband's mother finds you, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:25:47 EDT (#)
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And this same Eric D. Rice of West Virginia is now lurking on a website dedicated to young children?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:25:17 EDT (#)
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I thought I could trust you people to not sell me out. This is the thanks I get for everything I've done for you?
You're all DEAD to me.
Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:24:56 EDT (#)
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you have done harm to my life and I am not baking you cookies to reward you for being this way to me and my new family.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:24:41 EDT (#)
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Funny you should ask, forensicgirl. Eric D. Rice of West Virginia IS on the New York State sex offenders list for a lojope related incident that occured last year.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:24:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:21:41 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:19:16 (#)
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I, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, will not even consider taking that post down or even contact you via email until you agree to bake me chocolate chip cookies.
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Aren't you on a sex offenders list somewhere, Eric?
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I recall that once before, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, did get into some trouble over his appreciation of young ones.
Once again you have shown that liberal judge who let you free that his ruling wasn't harsh enough.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:23:11 EDT (#)
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Oh this is great! Eric D. Rice from West Virginia - I unsnorted Young's Old Nick at that!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:21:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:19:16 (#)
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I, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, will not even consider taking that post down or even contact you via email until you agree to bake me chocolate chip cookies.
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Aren't you on a sex offenders list somewhere, Eric?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:21:41 EDT (#)
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the cookies thing
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:21:06 EDT (#)
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It appears, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia that a mr. Bart Cilfone sold you out.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:20:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:19:15 (#)
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loki
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how you figure?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:20:24 EDT (#)
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Eric D. Rice, that you knew what I was referring makes you guilty. Admit it. You wanted pictures of that baby on your cameraphone.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:19:16 EDT (#)
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I, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, will not even consider taking that post down or even contact you via email until you agree to bake me chocolate chip cookies.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:19:15 EDT (#)
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loki
Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:18:07 EDT (#)
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one thing I already know is that Eric Rice is a horrible man you do not have to tell me since my baby's album was destroyed by him and everyone that put messages on there. I know you were being sarcastic when you said to be nice and everyone from here that read your post picked up on that.
I know Eric Rice lives in West Virginia and I can get his address if I want to since the owner of this site already emailed me about this matter. My husband and I have a new baby now and neither of us want to go to jail over this I just want Eric to delete his post which I know he said he'd do if I baked him cookies but he has yet to send me an email to renegotiate this.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-24 21:17:44 EDT (#)
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There is no proof that I, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia, took pictures up underaged girls skirts on the escalators with my camera phone