revenge (861 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.33 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <virginia.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-21 19:14:40 EDT
Why is it that an abortion doctor has never murdered a born again Christian?
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Submitted by ctrl_alt_del (user info) at 2003-06-22 17:24:40 EDT (#)
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I just noticed this put under Romance. Ha.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-06-22 13:36:21 EDT (#)
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because christians shoot first and ask questions later.
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2003-06-22 10:19:57 EDT (#)
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because all aborted babies have to be something huge.. A president, a doctor...a fucking brain surgeon....what if the kid was the next hitler, or Stalin? Not saying Im for abortion ro naything..lets not go there...just these damn whinny christians need to shut the fuck up. You cant chnage what the masses think with whinning
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-06-22 04:37:54 EDT (#)
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Why do you assume that one hasn't?
Submitted by alabama <alabama.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-06-22 03:30:57 EDT (#)
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"Because abortion doctors peform abortions, so if the baby hasn't even been born, how could he be a born again Christian? You have to actually be born first to be a born again Christian."
Shit! That's way deeper than anything I had in mind.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-06-22 02:47:55 EDT (#)
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Because the born again Christians are too well armed.
Submitted by AngelGoddess (user info) at 2003-06-22 01:35:09 EDT (#)
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Because abortion doctors peform abortions, so if the baby hasn't even been born, how could he be a born again Christian? You have to actually be born first to be a born again Christian.
What kind of dumb fucking question is that anyways?
Submitted by Dante125 (user info) at 2003-06-22 00:53:35 EDT (#)
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The Christian's got to them first. Or maybe just the Catholics.
Submitted by ctrl_alt_del (user info) at 2003-06-21 23:36:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-06-21 23:13:49 (#)
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Abortion doctor? Born again? You're kidding right?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhehehehehe....
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-21 23:17:13 EDT (#)
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No. I'm not kidding. I really wanna know why abortion doctors aren't massacring born-again Christians in droves.
Fucking hell.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-06-21 23:13:49 EDT (#)
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Abortion doctor? Born again? You're kidding right?
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-21 22:58:24 EDT (#)
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You're just bitter about the Charleston Heston thing, aren't you.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-06-21 22:08:15 EDT (#)
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Good for you. With one searingly smart-assed question you've managed to reveal 2,000 years of hypocrisy and liberated us all from the chains of religion.
What's next? I know, maybe you could post about how they should make the whole plane out the stuff they make the black box out of and revolutionise the airline industry.
Submitted by ctrl_alt_del (user info) at 2003-06-21 21:14:46 EDT (#)
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Too busy murdering the unborn? I don't know.
Again, I was being saracastic, so save your whiney ass remarks.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-06-21 20:49:30 EDT (#)
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Because they didn't read this post.
Now they will.