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BobLobla goes to Tool (No Spoilers) (736 hits)

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Rating: 1.48 on 50 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Bob ,|,, °_° ,,|, Lobla (View user info) at 2006-08-25 10:43:38 EDT


Man, Tool fucking RULES. I am not going to go into great details about the stage set up, set lists or light show because I know that there are other Uberers going to the show and I want them to see it with virgin eyes because words cannot do justice what I was subjected to last night.

The show was fucking AWESOME and Maynard was all dressed up like a cowboy 'cause he was in COWTOWN BABY. (Calgary AB Canada for those not in the know...) He was wearing this massive fucking belt buckle and a cowboy hat. He also interacted with the crowd, not a lot by any stretch, but for tool it was verbal diarrhoea. Not only did he interact with the crowd, he was facing the front of the stage...

The show was fucking awesome and I am going to only give one tiny taste of what those of you are going to see him have in store. LASERS, TONS AND TONS OF LASERS AND IT IS AWESOME.

If anyone saw the last tour and is going to this one it is completely different. My ONLY complaint was that they only played for just shy of 2.5 hours so there was obviously songs that I wanted to hear and didn't.

Well, its Friday and the countdown to the weekend had officially BEGUN. My head hurts and I am 3/4 deaf, I hope they don't expect much from me today.

**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**TOOL**


Lateralus is my favorite song of all time TOOL FUCKING RULES.JPG (24 kB)

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So are the old ones.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-09-14 20:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the new tool album is laughable

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-13 11:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

is your username a reference to the best tv show ever created and then collectivly shunned by the masses?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-04 07:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, one thing DID suck about the show.

You think you had it bad at 2.5 hours?


Well, the gates opened at 7PM here, isis went on at 8, played until 8:45, stage change until 9:15, Tool played until......



11PM.

1 3/4 hours.

Wanna know why?

Greenwood Village has a noise ordinance AND a traffic ordinance. No show on Mon/Tue/Wed/Thur can open doors before 7 and no show at ALL can go past 11PM.

Even Maynard was pissy, because after they turned up the stage lights, (i shit you not) he started an a capella "Imagine" (yes, I know he covered it with APC and not Tool) After about 2 minutes, they cut his mic.



I hope they go back to either Pepsi Center or Red Rocks next time.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-04 06:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bob!

I caught 'em here in Denver 8/30 as a birthday present from work. Fucking BOX seats at Fiddler's Green.





BAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Although, I think the ATF jacket buckle and hat are for each show, because he was in the same for us.

But you're right, the light show, the freaking pristine stage.



Ooooooooooohhhhh man. Best show I've seen this year, hands down.

Hands
Fucking
Down.

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-09-01 19:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why the hell does this get positive reviews?

WHY?

Tool? A teenage angstband whose concert got this jerk his first orgasm? Obviously?

What a freaking sad tit.

And YES. This guy IS canuck. I hate the motherfucker. Shall he die in pain. -2

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-30 22:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are officially invited to D-Prime Madness III: http://www.ubersite.com/m/92455 (although anyone CAN join.)

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-29 12:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto tool +2

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-08-29 12:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by Sockster (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Saw them yesterday at the ampitheatre in George, WA. Amazing, but now it makes me sad to listen to them on cd.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-26 01:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2006-08-25 23:36:41 (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait..

They ONLY played JUST SHY of two and a half hours.

You're whining about a 2.5 hour set? Thats a fucking long set for modern music.
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FUCK OFF

The last time i saw them they played for over three hours. I was making a comment and I hardly think i was whining...

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-25 23:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

T00L auto +2

Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2006-08-25 23:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait..

They ONLY played JUST SHY of two and a half hours.

You're whining about a 2.5 hour set? Thats a fucking long set for modern music.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-25 23:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

TOOLS DRUMMER IS THE SHIT!!!


Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:42:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Tool is great.

Now all you need to do is pull your head out of St. Anger's ass.
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Thanks spook...

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tool is great.

Now all you need to do is pull your head out of St. Anger's ass.

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-25 18:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've seen Tool a few times. They're fucking awesome live. I'm bummed I don't get to see them this time.

Submitted by DoubleDong (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tool is awesome


+2

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:35:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

Although you ripped my post today I am a big fan and went to the show in Vancouver.

Sorry I told you to suck my balls.

YA TOOL! It brings asswipes like you and me together.
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Meh, I dont mind shitty email forwards but dont tell me that it is your pic...

That is all.

Are you a canuck?

*goes to reverse rating*

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Although you ripped my post today I am a big fan and went to the show in Vancouver.

Sorry I told you to suck my balls.

YA TOOL! It brings asswipes like you and me together.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


I'm on my way out the door to see them here in Edmonton tonight.

I can't fucking wait!


Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I come down to Calgary to play poker at Elbow at least once a month Bob, I want a beer too!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cool.

my internet access at home is playing up so i'll email you my cell phone number - tomorrow is cool for me.

could you text sideshow's details to me?


appreciate it.



Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-25 16:46:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:58:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

When are we gonna do that beer Jamie?""""

Whenever mate, sent you an email yesterday - I am out around 17th Av tonight I think?
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I am busy tonight...

What about tomorrow?

I will email you sideshows contact tonight. I cant check my gmail at work, fucking websense.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-25 16:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:58:33 (#)
Ranking: -2

When are we gonna do that beer Jamie?""""

Whenever mate, sent you an email yesterday - I am out around 17th Av tonight I think?


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-25 16:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey Bob - how do I reach sideshow?



Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-25 15:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've seen Tool a bunch of times. Always a good show. Rock.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-25 15:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My wife's grandma had verbal diarrhoea so we put the bitch in a home.

Submitted by KindaNews (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm missioning it down to toronto to see them in sept.
+2 Tool always.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

When are we gonna do that beer Jamie?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Konerak (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Seen them 3 times before. Excellent group.

Be sure to DO tell the shows contents after everyone has seen it. Or just post it and put [spoilers] in it or something. I wanna know.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hmm, I thought you said you were going to see Jewel - I hear she rocks too!

Submitted by Spacegrass (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:08:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

9/29 in Mass
10/5 in Hartford

Can't freaking wait.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:01:05 (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought this said "Bob Lobla IS a Tool" and I was ready to heave a couple of +2's at you.

I fucking hate that band.
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

That post will be forthcoming just for you shlongy...

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:42:52 (#)
Ranking: 2

Bob it's nice to see you have decent taste in music to compliment your scathing personality.
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ahahahahahahaha

thanks OathMeal

you know, I just realized that you name is OathMeal not OathMetal.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought this said "Bob Lobla IS a Tool" and I was ready to heave a couple of +2's at you.

I fucking hate that band.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:11:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

tool is shit

================

I hate when I agree with fuckface

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bob it's nice to see you have decent taste in music to compliment your scathing personality.


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*seething with envy*


I HATE YOU!!!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know the pieces fit.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

tool is shit

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ripopotmus (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:58:47 (#)
Ranking: 0

They ONLY played for 2.5 hours???????? Where I'm from (Earth, Massachusetts) thats a loooong mothafuckin' time! I had the pleasure of seeing TOOL during their last tour and it was one of the best, if not THE best concert I've been to. I'd love to see them again.
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The last time i saw them they played for over 3 AND they had one less album to pull songs off...

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wish they'd played in Ga. they're supposed to add dates laaaaata after overseas tour.

Submitted by ripopotmus (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They ONLY played for 2.5 hours???????? Where I'm from (Earth, Massachusetts) thats a loooong mothafuckin' time! I had the pleasure of seeing TOOL during their last tour and it was one of the best, if not THE best concert I've been to. I'd love to see them again.


Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:47:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats, I'm jealous, someone will shit in your soup soon, but I don't want to give it away completely. His name will begin with "s" and end with "icosemen" ...hopefully that's not too big of a hint.
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Huh?

Why would you shit in my soup. I dont really even eat soup...

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Boblobla IS a tool.







I like him well enough anyway

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

September 28th at the Tweeter.

Glad to hear it is different from the last tour because I went to a show on the mini tour a few months ago and it was exactly like the last big tour.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats, I'm jealous, someone will shit in your soup soon, but I don't want to give it away completely. His name will begin with "s" and end with "icosemen" ...hopefully that's not too big of a hint.


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