The Badass Child Arrival Pool and Some Mother Fuckin Pictures! Yeah. (1014 hits)
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Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2006-08-25 10:47:24 EDT
The prize is something like 5 +2s or some other completely unimportant thing like that.
My wife is down to any day now as far as delivery...you get to pick a date and time and be a winner.
Also mention a birth weight so I can use is as a tie-breaker.
Actually...I'll even send you a care package for winning, nothing that ticks or leaks white powder...but something cool like a severed finger or a baggie full of crap or something.
Oh and here's some fucking pictures, I got a new camera and it rocks.
Peace, bitches!
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
August 30, 2006 at 3:57p.m.
Birth weight: 71 lbs. 19oz.
Father - Unknown. The expecting mother is a whore and got pregnant during a gangbang, including Bigfoot, animals and Gary Coleman as some of the thousands of participants.
Mother - mostly sure she's pregnant. It could be a parasite, feeding off the massive ammounts of random cum from whatever is left behind in her massive vaginal cavity.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tuesday 8/29 around 6:40 pm
Birth weight - erm..... 7 lb, 5 oz.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
eat the placenta like tom cruise.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:42:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am betting on a still birth.
I would really feel like an asshole (for a few minutes) if I won.
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked the pictures of all the bugs but did you have to throw in medusa at the end there?
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-25 18:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9/2 1-2 a.m. 8-9lbs.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-25 18:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
9-11 @9:am
ITS A FUCKING TERRORIST
JIHAD MOTHERFUCKER
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-25 17:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray for babies!
9/1
3-4pm
8lbs 10 oz
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-25 16:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should immediately chew through the umbilical cord yourself before the doctor has a chance to cut it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-08-25 16:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9-1 11 a.m. 7lbs 9 ozs 18.5 inches long.
congrats in advance.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:04:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not crazy about kids, but damn it your little girl is a cutie. Lucky for you your wife has kickass genes.
Also, what the FUCK is with all the moths? You live next door to Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
29th August at 10pm.
8lbs
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
8/30 1-2 am.
Cause that's when I was born.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-25 12:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
8/29
8-9 am
8 lbs. 9 oz.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm waiting for TTOM to come in and give me the scientific names of these bugs.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Remember; every spider killed is a thousand not born.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In that case, I'm going to guess at 9/5 between 8-9 O'clock. The thing is going to be a fucking heifer demon seed weighing in at 8 lbs. 11oz. and it will be 20 1/4 inches long.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she dialates enough that I can crawl in her, she was due 3 years ago and she's a fucking bigfoot
goonie goo goo
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, bad comparison. Give me a acurate description of her dialation size. Also, I need to know when her due date is, the number of days she was off on her last due date, and I need to know whether or not she has thick curly pubic hair or if it's the dainty straight stuff.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
8/30, 5-6AM
send me a message in a bottle. just throw it into some body of water, and i'll get it eventually.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:24:09 (#)
Ranking: 1
Send my prize to the radio station.
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will do buddy
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how big is a water cannon, is there such a thing as a water cannon?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucking hate spiders
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Put me down for the 30th at noon
7lbs 8oz
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does she dialate to the size of a water cannon. This is important in order for me to pick. Also, the first few pictures suck.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
8/31
7lbs. 6oz.
4:17 a.m.
miss curls = +2
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
august 29 at 12 p.m.
6 pounds 9 ounces
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
January 3, 2011 between 6am - 10pm
47 lbs, 4 oz.
Female born with male genitalia
Prospective name: Jennifer Squattail Badassmofo
Send my prize to the radio station.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9/4 2-3AM 6lbs 3 oz
kids never arrive at a decent hour
cool pictures
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't worry, uber will be the very last to know should one of those occur
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the sake of fun, I'll go with my birthday info: Sep 6, 2-3am. And let's say 7 lb, 7 oz.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess you've done ultrasounds and stuff to clear any nasty surprises, but just in case the baby comes out with harlequin fetus or downs syndrome don't mention it on here because I will laugh at you
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:13:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pff when you only care enough to say the very best
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the spider is murderous, she is on my porch everynight, spins a huge web and I toss her moths from the porch light
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i'll go 7lbs 5oz.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
8/27, 2-3PM, I'll go for medium to extreme physical deformation over a birth weight
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
01/09/2006
11-12PM
7lbs
That spider looks murderous.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
8/29, 3-4 AM
8lbs - 8lbs 4oz.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She looks delicious
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-25 11:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
so was the first kid "oh fuck" or did you have hope for that one.
your daughter has awesome bedhead. i choose 9/1 10-11 pm.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your home is infested with bugs and red-headed children.
8/27
8-9AM
8 lbs.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
August 31, 2006 at 3:17p.m.
Birth weight: 7lbs. 1oz.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-25 10:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK YOU