How Mypace ruined my life. (579 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -1.33 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Brian <p4intba11fr3ak.at.msn.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-25 13:02:58 EDT
So This has happened the past 2 times I have ever been in a "relationship" or as I like to call it Relationshit.
I used to date these 2 particular girls, whos names I will keep private for privacy reasons, but Seriously Courtney and Melissa were total bitches.
If you are not aware of how Myspace works its basiclly you go out and search for people and add them as your friend, or in some case your enemies, and sadly in some cases your mom, or dad, or maybe even the person who kicked your daughter's ass!
http://www.local6.com/spotlight/9680067/detail.html
You can then view their info about them, things like relationship status, sexuality, their friends, and so much more!!! But here is the worst invention to Myspace in the histyory of man, yes you all know, "the top 8". You could rank the people from 1-8, 1 being your "go-to guy", so to speak. The "top 8" is like an elite group, these are your friends that you cant live without, the ones who you love so much that you would die for. The dont fuck with my friend person or I'll kill you, or in a less drastic case the one who your in love with, or who your interested in, or simply just because there fucking hot!!! Yes, I do have Jenna Jameson on my list. If your a myspace moron too you probably have that fucking Tom guy.
Anyway how Myspace ruined my life was by this "top 8". Heres how the story goes, I was dating this girl, and we had been seeing eachother for a little while, hence us being number 1 on both of our top 8 lists. After her messing around with other people, while we were seeing eachother (not dating), I became very heartbroken, but still kept her as number 1, as she did the same. I remained her friend and I talked to her. She had just been going through a break up so I didnt want to rush things, and to alieviate pressure on her I consoled her, and of course as any guy would do fufill her needs(yes I am an asshole). After about 4-5 Months we started dating eachother and she stopped with all the other people, and was devout to me..........for about 3 weeks.
After these 3 weeks she tells me things arent working out, I disagree, because I really just wanted to sex her, unfortunetly that had to stop. So we stop dating, and I am trying to get over her, so naturally I delete pictures I have of her, hide stuff I have she gave me, basiclly anything that reminded me of her. Now I am not so much of an asshole where I would delete her as a friend from Myspace, because even though I must forget her, I still want her as a friend. So I remove her from my top 8, not 10 minutes later I get a call from her. The conversation basiclly went like this:
ME:Hello
HER: hey, why ddi you remove me from your top 8?
ME: ummmmm
HER: your such an asshole
ME: im trying to get over you, this is for my good
HER: your still in my top 8
ME: this is easier for you then it is me
HER: fine then, I guess were not friends anymore
ME: WTF, its a fucking website, it has nothing to do with our friendship, I just dont want to be constantly reminded of you
HER: *crying* Dont call me *hang up*
So Basiclly as you can see people put way too much fucking emphasis, on this stupid ass top 8 that it ruins frendships, fuck buddys, loved ones, and so much more.
FUCK MYSPACE!
User Reviews
Submitted by PornstarBob (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I dont have a problem with the -2's thats what they are there for.
What I dont understand is why people immediatly assume that I meet these [people online, that they are still in junior high/high school, and that I am still a member of this shitastic organization.
Fuck you
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If something that inconsequential and meaningless "ruined your life," then please take a bath with a toaster.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awwww, retribution -2s. How cute.
I will -2 everything you post from this day forward simply to spite you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Face the facts, dipshit...your life was shit WELL BEFORE you ever decided to troll "MyPace" for stupid broads, ya goddman cumguzzler.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You hang in there...junior high will be over in a flash!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:02:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-25 14:02:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:59:54 EDT (#)
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So This has happened the past 2 times I have ever been in a "relationship" or as I like to call it Relationshit.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! ****gasp****
That was hilarious....WHEN DANE COOK SAID IT!
Negative two, bitch.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:12:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your life is over. Do yourself a favor and stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
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She's growing on me like toejam.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:09:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
the only solution is to cut yourself """
ahaha
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So This has happened the past 2 times I have ever been in a "relationship" or as I like to call it Relationshit. """
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RELATIONSHIT!!!!
THAT'S PUNNY!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, this was poorly written, but I'm giving it a +2 anyway, because these two guys I know just got into a fistfight, resulting in one kid being sent to the hospital with a broken face, over one of the guys putting the other guy's girlfriend on his top 8.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
teh intarwebs r mak1n u reTaRDeddd
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:12:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Your life is over. Do yourself a favor and stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
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whoa... does someone have tl's password? that's the meanest i've ever seen her without instigation.
oh yeah dude. this sucked, if you don't want that kinda bullshit don't date middleschoolers. it's really that simple.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Supposing you're not an alter, why should I care?..
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 myspace bullshit.
-2 using numbers as letters in your email address.
-2 die
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shit.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As a follower of scourge, I have to give this a plus two because I'm a nice fucking guy. I was having a hard time doing so. This +2 is for UnderOaths review.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucks Brian. Or as I like to call you: Moron.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your life is over. Do yourself a favor and stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:09:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Not only does this have 'utter crap' written all over it, but it even has a little battery pack wired to a speaker that keeps blaring 'utter crap' so even the blind can be notified of it's crappiness.
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Wow, i have nothing more to add because this is all i was thinking and more...
Submitted by PornstarBob (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahhaha I didnt realize that, that web site existed, thats awesome!
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not only does this have 'utter crap' written all over it, but it even has a little battery pack wired to a speaker that keeps blaring 'utter crap' so even the blind can be notified of it's crappiness.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the only solution is to cut yourself
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish there was a -65 button.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.myspaceruinslives.com/
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
How is life as a mouth breathing retard going for you other than that?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-25 13:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Auto -2 for your first post starting with "so." Now I will read it.