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Black crack (322 hits)

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Rating: -1.55 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <Cleanfornow> (View user info) at 2006-08-25 15:23:19 EDT


I like em brown

Women rule. I dig them all. Mexican, Italian, Taiwanese, French-Canadian, Filipino, Irish.

Thank the good lord for my wife. I will never stray from her brown butt. If not for her mocca colored ass I would surely be sniffing around for some African chocolate and that would be a disaster of untold proportions.

Imagine the bliss of jamming one's face in some stinky black crack. Then imagine her opening her fucking smart-ass mouth to ask "What have you done for me lately?".

No, I will stick with my Asian fuck toy. Her ass tastes good. And when she asks what I have done for her lately she looks really cute. And she isn't black.

But, if I were single again...


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Submitted by PommyTom (user info) at 2006-12-18 23:46:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-25 16:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You have a real vivid imagination, Virg.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-08-25 16:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I cannot -2 you.



Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-25 16:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.

-- Homer Simpson
Burns, Baby Burns

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-25 15:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

does nigger pussy taste like chocolate???

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-25 15:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stab yourself in the face.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-08-25 15:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-25 15:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-08-25 15:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What?


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