Bart, you have gone too far this time (3083 hits)
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Submitted by hidden101 <hidden101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-08-25 19:58:03 EDT
you have deleted my posts for the last time.
i challenge you to a battle of fisticuffs at dawn! i will see you at Buckingham Fountain if you are man enough!
and since you deleted one of my pictures that made me look like a badass, i now have to post another one!
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-09-19 10:01:09 EDT (#)
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I saw a guy that looked exctly like you the other day. I pulled over and asked his name,
He said it was Xiang Ho Wang.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-09-19 05:55:26 EDT (#)
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i'm a liberal pacifist (i will, however, still engage bart in a battle of fisticuffs).
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How crude. A real man would befriend him, have sex with his wife, have sex with his daughter, convince him to perform a criminal act and rat him out to the rozzers. Then turn his daughter into a whore whilst he's in prison.
The real trick is to befriend him when he gets out and repeat the process.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-09-19 05:26:34 EDT (#)
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attn...
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-16 23:22:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-08-30 04:36:30 EDT (#)
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wow, a gun. Anyway, I have a series, it's awesome, because I'm like the swarthy lead and I even wrote it. But it's not like a vehicle to wax my dwindling shining star or anything, it's more a reality series, and I'm in it, and like the lead guy and stuff, and it has your time machine, but not enough to transfer the focus from me, because I'm like pretty pivotal to the whole plot........ which reminds me, it's not finished, but it could be, I thought I'd just leave it for a bit with that whole who shot JR type end of season thing, and it make the fans hang out for a bit.. it's an old trick I know but I'm pretty shrewd so it's not like I don't know what I'm doing. Sure the first couple of episodes might make you think that, what with the whole blocky paragraph thing but they're more like a story-board, a rough, dare I say, 'edgy' outlay for the story-board guys.... which is a technical term.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/67215
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-28 20:52:12 EDT (#)
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yes, i've seen her picture and i agree- she is worthy of the title of "badass".
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:36:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-26 02:14:38 (#)
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WHOAH YOU BROUGHT ASHLEE OUT OF THE WOODWORK
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that's +2worthy right there...oh Hidden, BadAssJulie doesn't have guns, but she has a shitload of knives - have you seen her picture? She's pretty badass.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-08-28 11:20:54 EDT (#)
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no comment
Submitted by viciousthawts (user info) at 2006-08-28 04:18:04 EDT (#)
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Wow, you posing with an M4 in a quadcon or milvan.
What did you do while you were over here?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-27 16:56:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-27 14:06:51 (#)
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Spiffy. I want to learn how to use a gun but I don't want to have to shoot any people or animals.
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Didn't you suggest having poor old Eric D. Rice of West Virginia hunted down and killed? Come on, you know you have it in you... We'll start you off easy: Next time you're driving and see that cute little bushy-tailed squirrel in the road, go ahead and run him down. You know you've always wanted to. It's all about the mindset. One must remember that squirrels are rodents, therefore they're just rats with hairy tails. Get back to us when you've made your first intentional kill and we'll step you up to larger mammals. We'll support you throughout, honey.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-27 16:12:10 EDT (#)
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you can't truly be badass, miss Julie, until you kill stuff with guns.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-27 14:06:51 EDT (#)
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Spiffy. I want to learn how to use a gun but I don't want to have to shoot any people or animals.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-27 10:54:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SwSmartie (user info) at 2006-08-27 02:55:59 EDT (#)
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is that real?!?... can i hold it?...
lol
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-08-27 01:51:42 EDT (#)
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Good picture.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-08-27 01:30:55 EDT (#)
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Thats a cool fucking picture
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-08-27 01:02:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-08-26 23:58:50 EDT (#)
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truly, you are the camwhore master.
good to see your mug.
for the gah-jillioth time, you narcissistic fuck.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-26 23:42:19 EDT (#)
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ok, i can see the copyright thing for the other two posts, but my post didn't have any copyrighted stuff in it. and as for the letters from lawyers, suggesting how to do something illegal doesn't actually make it illegal.
"hey Ubersite. did you know that if you get a gun and go to a gas station and point it at the clerk, you can steal all the money in the cash register?"
"hey Ubersite. did you know there's this website called growing family that has new baby announcements and some of them aren't password protected, allowing you to leave any comment you'd like anonymously?"
i don't believe my post broke any laws whatsoever, however, there's always the chance that i could be wrong, however slight that chance may be. it doesn't happen often though, folks.
anyway, i don't really care. this is just what happens when you mix alcohol and boredom. i've lived in Chicago for three months and have been traveling for half that time, so i haven't gone out much in Chicago. i've only met a few people here and none of them have called me tonight, although one promised she would later after some birthday dinner. i'm not holding my breath, though. i'll probably end up getting drunk and playing Xbox all night. who's crying right now?
i have to go poop.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-08-26 22:26:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-26 02:18:47 (#)
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you chicks wanna have a threesome?
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Abso-fucking-lutey. You know I want your sexeh body.
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-26 02:14:38 (#)
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WHOAH YOU BROUGHT ASHLEE OUT OF THE WOODWORK
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Actually that chick that wrote the post about all this shit did it. That and the fact that my neighbor has the internet and I sadly do not.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-08-26 21:06:17 EDT (#)
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The reason why I took down your post and two others has to do with copyright law and some letters from some lawyers.
I'll try to go into more detail tomorrow.
In the meantime, rather than trolling that other website, why not make fun of babies directly to their faces? That way, the psychological harm is a lot more direct, and you know your insults aren't being filtered by the parents before reaching the babies' ears.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-08-26 17:38:26 EDT (#)
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OMG, ur so hawt!!!1
I <heart> hidden.
Or I would, if only I were a queer twinkie lover.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-26 16:51:48 EDT (#)
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well, what a surprise. bart didn't show. looks like he's CHICKEN!
BAWK BAWK BA-BA-BAWK!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-26 11:55:25 EDT (#)
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We should put those old baby posts up on pulseHEAD.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-26 11:54:43 EDT (#)
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You just can't possibly be baddass with an M4 in Bagdad AND wear a polo neck white enough to cause snow blindness.
You, sir, are a liar, and a ninja-wizard with photoshop.
YOINK!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-26 10:09:08 EDT (#)
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This makes baby Jebus weep.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-26 08:41:57 EDT (#)
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Awww, Jesus...Here we go...
Did you bring a five foot high mirror along with you in your travels?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-08-26 07:01:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-08-26 04:50:02 EDT (#)
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Safe, well, no. But anything that involves an M4 is fun, and that sorta makes up for it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-26 04:09:04 EDT (#)
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STFU n00b!!1one
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-26 04:03:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:44:49 (#)
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shut up, lesbo. this puts holes in your body, and not the kind you like to put your freak rings through.
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
HAHAHA KILL 'EM ALL!!! """
that's old school uber right there.
hidden, can you tell me to stfu n00b?
that would make my life complete.
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-26 02:30:43 EDT (#)
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Whoah, hidden, you sexy bitch..click here
http://www.gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-08-26 02:24:41 EDT (#)
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is two threesomes a sixsome?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-26 02:24:05 EDT (#)
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can I have a threesomne too
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-26 02:18:47 EDT (#)
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you chicks wanna have a threesome?
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-26 02:14:38 EDT (#)
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WHOAH YOU BROUGHT ASHLEE OUT OF THE WOODWORK
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-26 02:06:27 EDT (#)
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My 74M will eat you up.
The M is for: melodic
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-08-26 01:51:23 EDT (#)
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Gotta love a guy with a gun...
Omg u r such a megahottie.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-26 01:32:38 EDT (#)
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BART MORE LIKE FART ROFL
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-26 01:28:01 EDT (#)
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hidden is my heroo
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-08-26 01:15:00 EDT (#)
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you are a NERD
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:49:18 EDT (#)
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ps- i'm a liberal pacifist (i will, however, still engage bart in a battle of fisticuffs). i don't actually own a gun, nor do i consider it to be badass or macho. i just happened to be drunk out in Baghdad and took some pictures of me playing with guns.
wait, is that safe?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:45:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:37:03 (#)
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badass?
a chump holding a toy?
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don't mind her, she's gone and overdosed on bitch again.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:44:49 EDT (#)
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shut up, lesbo. this puts holes in your body, and not the kind you like to put your freak rings through.
BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!
HAHAHA KILL 'EM ALL!!!
Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:37:03 EDT (#)
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badass?
a chump holding a toy?
Submitted by cjpfta (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:20:53 EDT (#)
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-2 for having an M4, which makes my M16 feel like a bitch.
+2 for calling out Bart.
-2 for having an M4, again. I'm jealous.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-08-25 23:21:40 EDT (#)
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Chicago? I was just there... Funny that. It's pretty.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:59:40 EDT (#)
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thanks for saving the cached posts, Axolotl. if not for you, important history would be lost forever.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:46:46 EDT (#)
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chip, that would just be irresponsible. a responsible handler of firearms knows that you only load and charge your weapon when there in an immediate threat, and you must inform your enemy that you are charging your weapon, which is outlined in the geneva conventions. geez, it's a license to kill, not to be irresponsible...
here's some more geneva conventions fun facts-
Cigarettes:
Prisoners of war must be allowed to use tobacco. (Convention III, Art. 26)
Tobacco must be available to prisoners of war at canteens. (Convention III, Art. 28)
Similarly, tobacco must be available to internees. (Convention IV, Art. 87)
Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:45:07 EDT (#)
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wow. I know I haven't tooled around here for a while, but it was almost a year and a half ago since I've seen a hidden post?
AAAAAaaaaaaa Hoy!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:38:53 EDT (#)
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Best shenanigans ever.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:38:10 EDT (#)
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These are the posts and Google caches:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82819 (Hidden's original post, 1/30/06)
http://64.233.187.104/search?q=cache:Jzn-PKT_3dIJ:ubersite.com/m/82819+growingfamily.com +ubersite&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83190 (My compilation post, 1/31/06)
http://64.233.187.104/search?q=cache:fxf9nZRh6lgJ:www.ubersite.com/m/83190.+ganging +up+on+babies+ubersite&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/92137 (Method's post, too recent to be cached)
I had to insert spaces into the links to get this review through, just close them.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:30:25 EDT (#)
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oh cmon, its not even loaded
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:29:25 EDT (#)
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PS PS PS
http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage_view.asp?URLID=9H3P9H5W7I
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:28:10 EDT (#)
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They deleted my post too???
Yours, Methods, and mine...extremely uncool.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:24:23 EDT (#)
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Are you fucking serious? Bart-Bart is a major tool.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:15:34 EDT (#)
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ETS can really be an ignorant cock when he wants to be.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:09:25 EDT (#)
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Welcome back.
*spits on you and screams something about being a baby killer*
Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:04:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-25 22:02:45 EDT (#)
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You should be made to write an essay about how wrong what you did was.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:45:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by whysenheimer (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:18:10 EDT (#)
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Fag below.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:06:34 EDT (#)
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Glad you are back in one piece.
Now when do we get to see you and Caulaincourt in a pose-off, gelled head to gelled head?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-25 21:04:35 EDT (#)
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guns guns GUNS!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:27:39 EDT (#)
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Alright!
Badass picture here we go!
...so where is it?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:21:36 EDT (#)
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I'd fuck your mouth.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:14:42 EDT (#)
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Nice look away pose, fag. Actually, I wouldn't fuck with you.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:14:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:08:26 (#)
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ok, you win. bigger IS better.
i'm not in Iraq anymore. i'm in Chicago now.
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If any of the people whose kids pictures were roasted can track you down you might be safer in Iraq.
I think these baby comments are some of the sickest things I have ever laughed at.
nice work.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:08:26 EDT (#)
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ok, you win. bigger IS better.
i'm not in Iraq anymore. i'm in Chicago now.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:07:34 EDT (#)
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HE'S SOOO DREAMYYYYYY
<SWOONS>
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:05:39 EDT (#)
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Badass...?
I guess. I prefer a little more stopping power.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87969
Didn't you wash your hands of the military and the US in the middle east?
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:05:37 EDT (#)
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I agree with Bart on this one.
Anything on Ubersite is fair game.
But, as funny as making fun of ugly babies is,
they are a private site and you can be absolutely sure
you blatantly violated their terms of service.
If nothing else, I dont think Bart wants to pay the
legal fees to defend the right of Ubersite to do anything
it wants.
If you want to do something more acceptable, why
not find other similar forums and start fights with them?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:03:07 EDT (#)
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just when I thought the fun was over...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:02:46 EDT (#)
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I have a crush on your weapon.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2006-08-25 20:00:49 EDT (#)
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I AM A FUCKING HERO
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:59:35 EDT (#)
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Nice gun.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-25 19:59:30 EDT (#)
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ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG