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Things I would like to know, plus random photo (730 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -0.11 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by matchoo (View user info) at 2006-08-25 23:52:09 EDT



How do people find time to be on this site for 10 hours a day?


Seriously, what sort of job allows for this? I enjoy having a look at what's current here on my lunch break, and occasionally at home if I have a couple of drinks in me and sleep isn't coming.....

I understand that fucking solitaire is to blame for a part of office apathy, but this place takes the form of a full time career for some. As a guy, my version of multi-tasking is having a piss while smoking a cigarette, without missing the bowl or ashing in my jocks. No more, no less. There is no bloody chance that I could be financially productive while involving myself with this place.

Can anyone enlighten me?


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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-28 05:00:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jislaaik that's a fucking big photo.

Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-27 23:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's as simple as this:

I
have
no
life.
Neither
do
they
in
all
likelihood.

Mystery solved! :D

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-08-27 23:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-08-27 23:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well fuck me, did it again/ will send few more +2s before nite is over.

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-08-27 23:41:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shoula been a + 1, so, 2 now

"Kids! Stand still!"

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-08-27 23:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i'd like to know why, "If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding."

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-27 23:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this IS my job.

Bart pays me to 'keep it real'.

Nigger.



Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-27 22:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm an analyst with full-time access to the internet.

I work a while, then check uber. Simple.

Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-08-27 22:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cry me a river, bitch-tits. I'm a Systems Admin, I get paid to spend half the day fucking around on the internet.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-08-26 09:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what is this "jaw-b" you speak of?

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-26 07:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

get another job

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-26 06:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i GET PAID FOR THIS SHIT

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-26 05:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

What sort of job?

Why, working overnight at a hotel where I have a dedicated 3 hours for work in an 8 hour shift.

So what do I do?

I get those three hours done WICKHED FAHST and watch a movie or putter around the net for 5.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-08-26 04:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Seriously, what sort of job allows for this?"

Job?

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-08-26 03:13:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Basically, you're talking about damaged goods here.

Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey extacy red: I had a little squiz at your posts man.

You useless fucking teenager.

That being said, I was the tit who submitted a picture the size of Alicia Keys arse.

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

learntoresizekthxbye

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:09:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Its easy, log in once every hour or two, spam hard for 15 minutes, log off and redo again in 60 minutes.

Thats how Shlongy does it.

Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Don, I was wondering about shlongy too. He's like big fucking brother

Submitted by 2004Dreaming (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Its easy, log in once every hour or two, spam hard for 15 minutes, log off and redo again in 60 minutes.

Thats how Shlongy does it.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-26 00:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 shite

Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2006-08-25 23:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and my good fucking god, if that isn't the biggest photo in the world

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-08-25 23:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

multi-tasking.



being able to think




and holy crap resize that thing


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