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The chicken and the egg. (299 hits)

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Rating: -1.6 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Cinder Block (View user info) at 2006-08-28 10:25:58 EDT

A chicken and an egg were laying next to each other in bed.
The chicken was smoking a cigarette, and with a very pissed-off look the egg said, "Well.... I guess that answers *THAT* long asked question!"


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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-28 11:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.richardlewisonline.com/

"I want to drink your blood! Wait—

"...you're on Atkins, right?"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:49:13 (#)
Ranking: -2

Louie Anderson is in da house.

And I want him out.

________________

He's great! Did you see the movie where he and Richard Lewis became Eagle Scouts?!

All right, then. Sorry to have to put you in your place.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha, whynot
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Louie Anderson is in da house.

And I want him out.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
Submitted by URMY_bitch (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a fag.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow thanks for telling us a very old, terrible joke that we all hoped we forgot.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Though I always have time to say fuck you.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-08-28 10:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're a fucking dork.

Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him.
I'm Homer Simpson.

Fat Tony:
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
out club?

Homer: Uh ... actually my name is Barney. Yeah. Barney Gumble.

Homie the Clown


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