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Submitted by Dot <SammieQ.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-06-22 09:11:21 EDT


jolly ranchers making your teeth stick together

super glue on your fingers

commercials on the radio

coughing up string

choking on water

milk coming out your nose

bloody nose when you arent paying attention

forgetting where you left your hamster

your hair sticking to your lip gloss

brushes that make your hair staticy

getting kicked offline in the middle of a conversation with a really cool person

having useless furniture in your room that takes up space but you cant get rid of it

not being able to sell anything at a yard sale

school

gnats in your eyes

sunday nights

being sat on by a horse

dreams about tweedledee and tweedledum roasting you with the wicked witch of the west

being really hot or really cold

blood on your knife

crunchy cookies

stale popcorn

soda thats been sitting in the car for a day

getting to a concert and having to sit in the top

cable going out

runny noses

coffee without sugar

mondays

tuesdays

wednesdays

thursdays

fridays

easter chocolate

kneeling on your pets

hot/cold flashes

falling off your bed in the middle of a good sex dream

inhaling pixie sticks when you dont mean to

sitting down for too long

being tired and not being able to sleep

having to think

bags of chips that are mostly air

soda that explodes all over your hand

having to go to the bathroom while you're in the car

deadlines

valentines day

being bored

..like i am now.....

la la la la la la la

i quit


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Submitted by natsthename (user info) at 2003-10-02 06:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no comment

Submitted by TheMAN22 (user info) at 2003-10-02 06:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"inhaling pixie sticks when you dont mean to"
I really can't think of a time one would "mean" to do such a thing.
your lists suck
-2



Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-10-02 06:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SoCalCasinova (user info) at 2003-09-07 09:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Email me Dot , so i can give you my list

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-09-07 07:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Pictures of you naked yet?

Submitted by SoCalCasinova (user info) at 2003-09-07 07:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This is like the fifth post I ran into that you have posted. I dont have any complaints but.... maybe you should hit me up....hahah , damn i am soooo tired.

Submitted by Kelly at 2003-06-23 11:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice, Dot! Now we need a list of how to destroy all of those things... Including crunchy cookies that McDonalds gives you... Those bastards....

Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-06-22 16:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey girl..

i feel like i in loveee..

totally normal stuff that ppl hate everyday... mad cool...

im me sometime on aol at "lord1300"

~ Ocean

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-06-22 15:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"inhaling pixie sticks when you dont mean to"

I'm guessing the pixies don't mind.

Submitted by settle (user info) at 2003-06-22 14:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Most of these hate lists suck.

Yours is good.

Submitted by cellar_door (user info) at 2003-06-22 13:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

True. How true...

Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-06-22 12:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"blood on your knife "

hahahaha

Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-06-22 11:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is a good list Dot!

I hate most of this stuff.

-BerZ

Submitted by Maleficus (user info) at 2003-06-22 11:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoa dude, what kind of sex dreams do you have? :)

Submitted by nemo (user info) at 2003-06-22 10:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Soda out of your nose is worse than milk... much worse. Ugh.


Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert
jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and
all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it
pretty sweet.

-- Homer Simpson
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"