People are all fucking cunts, really. Why bother? Now with 34% less emo. (764 hits)
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Submitted by Doberish (View user info) at 2006-08-28 19:05:06 EDT
I've been wondering recently why I was constantly failing to summon the energy to take even the most cursary glance at news regarding this mess in Israel-Lebanon. Just to illustrate, I only just now learnt that it occured from 12 July 2006--->14 August 2006 when I looked it up to check I was spelling "Lebanon" right.
I wasn't.
Normally I keep at least more abreast of current world events than the next retard, but this time I just could not be fucked paying attention to anything or make the effort to read reports or articles. I thought maybe I was just being a lazy bastard, but then I realised the real truth.
People are all fucking cunts, really, so why bother?
I'm not trying to be emo about this (ironically, this fact thing I'm now looking at says that around 34% of the people killed in the bombing were kids), because really, I'm happy with life in general, but people are just cunts. Downright, utter cunts.
Some of us are mainly nice, and most are generally pleasent in their own small, day-to-day way, but en masse, the human race is a steaming pile of shit. Get big groups of people together and what do they do? Bomb small countries, invent communism and enslave each other based on skin colour.
I think I already realised this, but only when I figured out that I didn't give a shit who started this war, or why, did I really *realise* it. Without doing any more reading that I already have, I could tell anyone who wanted know exactly why the war started.
Because people are cunts, small-minded, selfish, grudge-bearing petty cunts. They have different views on religion, or land, or some other shit, and their cuntery escalated it into a war.
I even realised my own cuntery by submitting a worthless post that said nothing new or origional or even funny, so I decided to search for a funny picture on google to make it all worthwhile. I got what you see below, and I think it merely validates everything I've said, mainly because it was accompanied by the caption:
"I loved writing Sew Hilarious, sewing's first cartoon book, because most of the situations have really happened to me, my friends, or students. It is packed with hilarious cartoons that pertain to all aspects of sewing including learning to sew, sewing equipment and materials, sewing as therapy, sewing getaways, sewing for others, and more. Anyone who sews will see themselves in the last chapter, "The Life of a Fabriholic." -Mary Roehr
Religious extremeists bombing 400 children to death in some pisspoor middle eastern country has nothing on the horrors of SEWING HUMOUR.
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Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-29 10:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Old news, duder.
Submitted by TheChemist (user info) at 2006-08-29 08:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-08-29 02:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...yup, we are rather cuntish as a society ain't we?
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-08-29 01:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shlongy j00 are too old 4 me
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-08-29 00:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SEPSIS IS UNBANNED
Submitted by ArcEld (user info) at 2006-08-29 00:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read the first paragraph. I fell asleep afterwards. I woke up and I wanted to -2 this post. I don't really know what I'm giving a -2 to though, because all I gathered from this was that you don't know how to spell Lebanon.
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-08-28 23:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
....uhh.....
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-28 22:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sepsis. Free. Glory.
Hey Shlongy--get the fuck out of the market. Convert to bonds or gold. Seriously.
Tick tick tick tock.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-28 20:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:36:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
*ahem*
i've been unbanned..
And yet, no one gives a fuck.
Submitted by Defect (user info) at 2006-08-28 20:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto complete random ass cartoon and 34% less emo message +2
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, you bastards!
My rating is now 0.16, for fucks sake. In the mists of time, Thorpe mentioned how I had the "perfect" 0.0 rating, and since then I've strived to keep it. Unfortunately, my last post:
[shameless hitwhore] http://www.ubersite.com/m/91389 [/shameless hitwhore]
Was too awesome, and overcompensated for my bullshit...I figured in a kind of subconsious way that this might drop me back to 0.0
Cunts. All of you.
See what I mean?
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*ahem*
i've been unbanned..
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:28:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:06:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Spell-checking and proof-reading may be for wimps, but it makes their work read a whole of a lot better.
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yeah but then again, spells ARE for wizards...
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who cares
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Spell-checking and proof-reading may be for wimps, but it makes their work read a whole of a lot better.