Conversation (a play in one act) (397 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.62 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by awj002 (View user info) at 2006-08-29 23:03:13 EDT
(setting: restaurant)
(F, Waitress) Hey havent seen you
(M, Customer) Whoa, never thought I'd see you again
How's classes
Hmph. Magazines, web design. This class on Freud.
how was your summer,
Not bad,
I missed you alot, for a crippling eternity
Yeah, you too, good description
Of what
Time
I'm hungry
Then order like ten tacos
No. I might get one
Do you go out to eat often
No.
Then take advantage of it
Nah
How's your writing
self-referential and stupid. scholarly
You're not stupid
Thanks
Actually I think you're incredibly intelligent.
Also you have a great body
You go too far...
...
Body of work?
Let's not talk about it
Are you thinking about ordering a taco
Yes
I can grab you one
I said wait
So you didn't do much. Over the summer.
No.
I was bored as concrete. had this deathmatch with my mother
Yeah
And I missed you a lot as well.
Here's the thing about my book. People are going to hate me for it
...
Maybe they'll love it, but i'm not ready to be loved for my art. Not until someone loves me for me. This damned Freud class. Will you hand me that ridiculously large ketchup.
(with a RIDICULOUSLY large ketchup) Here.
mmm..
You know my new favorite band is the band that's your favorite band
The one my dad used to listen to
I downloaded all their albums.
I'm not content here, can you take a break? we should walk in the rain
(in the rain)
You know you're an easy person to love,
Is that right.
Yes, you're , well, you have a great personality, you go to a great university. I love your hair. You're funny.
Hmm.
Don't be so hard on yourself
...how's your boyfriend
Great, he's coming down in six weeks,
that's great. glad somebody can make it these days. how long now?
almost six years
Anyway I've gotta go. Class at six
Goodbye then Michael
Bye, Michael
User Reviews
Submitted by choir (user info) at 2006-08-30 15:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two...
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-30 11:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now where is that delete button, faggot.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-08-30 10:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm
sorry,
but I had
a very
difficult
time trying
to follow
this.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-30 09:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-30 07:09:01 (#)
Ranking: -1
difficult.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-30 07:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
difficult.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2006-08-30 04:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boring.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I get the feeling that this was not so much a play as a conversation overheard.
People, in general, have nothing of substance to add to the Tapestry of Life. This review, as does this post, serves as proof of it. Nothing happened, and I read about it. From the reading I feel neither inspired nor repressed. Or, to sum it up in the modern vernacular, "Meh."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-29 23:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i liked it until walk in the rain.
that had the BigMike clicheometer screaming