a heap, a pile, a hunka... (581 hits)
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Submitted by TripinDayZ (View user info) at 2006-08-30 14:20:49 EDT
a piece a slab a chunka...a hunka hunka burning crap.
ok, so i get this at work right? one of those wacky forwards... the following fact must have escaped the author: whatever bullshit you put in an email can AND WILL be followed up on by people with curoius minds.
go ahead and read and i will finish afterwards...
CHAIN MAIL AS FOLLOWS...
read all of this one, it is interesting!! Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green, you don't want to miss this! VERY INTERESTING-
1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq.
2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization!
3. Noah built the ark in Iraq.
4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq
5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq!!
6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq!
7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq.
8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq.
9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel.
10. Amos cried out in Iraq!
11 Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem.
12 Daniel was! in the lion's den in Iraq!
13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery furnace!)
14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq.
15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq.
16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq
17. The wise men were from Ira q
18. Peter preached in Iraq.
19. The "Empire of Man" described in Revelation is called Babylon, which was a city in Iraq!
And you have probably seen this one. Israel is the nation most often mentioned in the Bible. But do you know which nation is second? It is Iraq! However, that is not the name that is used in the Bible The names used in the Bible are Babylon, Land of Shinar, and Mesopotamia . The word Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers. T he name Iraq, means country with deep roots.
Indeed Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very significant country in the Bible
No other nation, except Israel, has more history and prophecy associated it than Iraq.
And also, This is something to think about! Since America is typically represented by an eagle. Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages..
The following verse is from the Koran, (the Islamic Bible)
Koran (9:11 ) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace.
(Note the verse number!) Hmmmmmmm?!
I BETTER NOT HEAR OF ANYONE BREAKING THIS ONE OR SEE DELETED This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting in Iraq. Pass it on to everyone and pray. Something good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 PM. This is not a jokeone will either call you or will talk to you online and say that they love you. Do not break this chain. Send this to 13 people in the next 15 minutes. Go.
CHAIN MAIL ENDS...
allrighty then, that is very damn cool isn't it? pretty freaky for that to be verse 9-11. Sorta like Genesis Chapter 4 verse 20 being "And God gave us all seed bearing plants and herbs to use" That would just be tooo big a coincidence. So i hit my favorite site and look up a couple translations of The Koran...
Actual verse as follows.
[9.10] They do not pay regard to ties of relationship nor those of covenant in the case of a believer; and these are they who go beyond the limits.
[9.11] But if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, they are your brethren in faith; and We make the communications clear for a people who know.
[9.12] And if they break their oaths after their agreement and (openly) revile your religion, then fight the leaders of unbelief-- surely their oaths are nothing-- so that they may desist.
and from the university of VA...granted not the best crop of minds but it validated the previous translation... no offense Cavaliers.
"9.10": They do not pay regard to ties of relationship nor those of covenant in the case of a believer; and these are they who go beyond the limits.
"9.11": But if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, they are your brethren in faith; and We make the communications clear for a people who know.
"9.12": And if they break their oaths after their agreement and (openly) revile your religion, then fight the leaders of unbelief -- surely their oaths are nothing -- so that they may desist.
so... this begs the question: "To what circle of hell does one descend when one completely makes up a verse from one of mankinds most sacred books and circulates it on the internet as a chain mail to support a war that serves as a diversion from how horribly our administration is running this country?" Yep, the 9-11th.
Do chain mails get any homosexually-er?
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-31 08:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where you been hiding?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-30 15:15:14 EDT (#)
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This post on a Thursday? +2
This post on another other day but Thursday? -2
Now, print this out and staple it to your forehead, dillhole.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:45:17 EDT (#)
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Waste of time and server space.
Telling fact from fiction shouldn't start with a goddamned e-mail forward.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:32:40 EDT (#)
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Have you considered re-retirement?
Submitted by ktcschick (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:27:00 EDT (#)
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What a great point. Just once in awhile I would like for some of the people sending me this type of crap to actually a) confirm it first, or b) realize that I don't give a rat's flying ass about it!
Thanks for the ammo.
Submitted by choir (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:26:38 EDT (#)
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You were a breech birth, weren't you?
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:26:02 EDT (#)
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Yeah, that chain mail is pretty gay, not as gay as this post, yet still gay.
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:25:27 EDT (#)
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i don't post for two years and THIS is what i come back with? see yas in 2008...<shameful>