Pain (417 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.16 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Uberjunkie (View user info) at 2006-08-30 14:31:14 EDT
My eyes fill with tears as I struggle to see around it; around the prism of sparkles dead center in my line of sight. If I could just see past it everything would seem okay. But it's no use; there is a rainbow of color impeding my vision. When I close my eyes it's still there, vibrating. Taunting me. Warning me. The pain is coming.
My vision returns but I can't seem to hold my eyes open more than half way. The light in this room is intolerable. And why does every sound seem to rip through my head like a ballistic missile? It has arrived, my unwelcome guest. Hurt crashes over me in a wave. It starts in the eyes but quickly moves to the nape of my neck. I wonder how bad it will be this time.
The agony spreads and engulfs my head, neck, shoulders, and proceeds to my bowls. I lay broken on the couch, the bed, the floor, no place is comfortable. I wish it away and fleetingly consider going to the hospital as the pulsing and tightness consumes me. I would not wish this ache on anyone. I chew ice; take a shower, vomit, and collapse. When will it end? My eyes are squeezed tightly closed but it still seems too bright. Swirling, ringing, buzzing, weakness. I am simultaneously warm and cold as the white hot poker in my mind splits my skull in two.
Exhausted, I give in and concentrate on the pain. I become peaceful in my mandatory and unavoidable strained yoga pose. Head down, hips high, no thoughts, just pain. I rock to the rhythm of the pounding of my bloodstream and my wiggly feeling teeth seem to pulsate in my mouth. I drift in and out of consciousness though I am never asleep.
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Has it been days or merely hours? It's hard to tell but the fog is lifting and my contracted muscle fibers begin to let go. I heave myself to an almost standing position and make my way to the bed where I gradually become a bit comfortable.
Delightfully, the tide recedes; I take a sip of cool water and nap until next time.
User Reviews
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-31 05:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in a good mood.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you need a couple stories about babyrape and the humorous benefits of cancer.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-30 17:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have you scheduled to blow me at 3pm on Friday...Does that work for you?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-30 16:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Migraines suck and are absolutely crippling. The storytelling....meh, didn't do it for me. My mother spells bowls "bowels", this reminded me, made me laugh so here's a +1 for ya.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-30 15:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I just went and moved my bowls.
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-30 15:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:52:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
This wasn't that bad.
Migraines suck.
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thank you
Submitted by Uberjunkie (user info) at 2006-08-30 15:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Abdominal migraine syndrome *usually* gives the patient migraines only felt behind and near the eyes. This variant of migraine has all the features of a regular migraine, except not only does the patient get a migraine, they get a stomach ache as well. These symptoms come at the same time and the stomach ache is described as feeling like a migraine in your abdomen.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
APW +2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The thrill of victory, and the agony of the bowls! Dun dun dun...
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This wasn't that bad.
Migraines suck.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't read this.
Is this another story about your dad's asshole?
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"And why does every sound seem to rip through my head like a ballistic missile?"
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Because, that *is* a ballistic missle ripping through your head.
Fired by me.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"The agony spreads and engulfs my head, neck, shoulders, and proceeds to my bowls."
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What did the bowls do to anyone? They hold cereal. They're circular and smooth. This is an injustice to bowls everywhere, you lame bitch.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh no, not pain in your bowls!
Submitted by choir (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:32:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Excedrin.
Little, yellow, different.
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That's Nuprin, asshole.
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-08-30 14:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Excedrin.
Little, yellow, different.