DUI's Suck (1903 hits)
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Submitted by crisko (View user info) at 2003-06-23 00:14:29 EDT
Yea. Crash and I started drining early yesterday. I started a little bit earlier than he did, around noon. We were at the beach. Oh yea. I drank a 6 pack.
From there we went to TGIF, I had three beers and two shots...doubles, samboka.
Then we went back to my place, while there I polished off a bottle of vodka. Man, I was feeling good, and I was really wasted.
Afterwards, we went to a bar called Tower Of London...I drank more..alot more. I run into a buddy of mine and he mentions he wants to roll up to the "shop" and get some weed, I am down...but not before two shots of tequila. Oh man, I am soo gone.
When we get to the "shop", they are out of weed, damn..lets go back to the bar and get even drunker.
Okay, the "shop" is in an industrial part of the island..and its been raining. The roads on Guam are composed mostly of coral. So when it rains..no matter what you drive..its gonna slide at some point.
As we get back on the main road, the truck does a 360..by accident...but it was fun..I did it again, on purpose. Suddenly the blue lights of six police cruisers light up. Holly Fuck. This isnt happening..this has to be a bad dream...no way. I pull the truck to the side of the road, kill the motor, and step out.
As I get out, I hear an officer say "Get back in the vehicle or you will be shot." Jesus. I get back in, and roll down the windows. I am then asked to step out. As I do, I am instructed to place my hands on the bed of the truck, which is a company vehicle I might add. Six cruiser, 12 officers. I am glad they were out of weed.
So here I am, at 2 am, drunk...doing 360's in the middle of the road. These officers are not dumb, nobody comes to this part of town at this time of night, unless they are buying drugs..they know this.
I am immediately searched, as well as my friend. I am then escorted to the further most car from my truck, at this point the officer states I am going to perform a sobriety test. Blue lights are flashing..its dark..I cant see his damn pen, not to mention I am blinded as he has a fucking mag light in my face. "Will the officer kindly turn of his flash light..I cant see." He does so. But those fucking blue lights.."Will the officer kindly turn off the strobes." He says something in his radio, and one by one the lights are killed. I follow the pen..a bunch of figure eights.
Now I have to walk in a straight line...9 steps away..nine steps back. Fuck. I try and stumble. "Will the officer take into account that I am nervous?" He states that he will. I snap to attention and walk nine steps, perform an about face walk back. I am then taken back to my truck, which they have searched four times at this point.
"Mr. Cole, what were you thinking?" I know I am going to jail, so fuck it..be honest. "The first time was purely by accident...however I conducted the rest as they were fun." "Fun Mr. Cole? Do you think Guam is your play ground? Do you enjoy running the locals over?" "No officer, I do not." was my reply.
Oh man..I am so busted. The truck is going to be impounded and I am going to lose my job. Fuck Fuck Fuck. Oh..I dont have my drivers license on me either. I just wanted to have some fun.
Another, shorter officer, whom seems vaugely familar approaches. "Kristian, how long have you been on Guam?" I reply three years, and that I was planning on leaving in the near future. "By the time we are done with you Kristian, you are going to be here for a long time." No No No. God Damn it.
Then he pulls out a folder...my folder. I was at the airport all morning trying to make arrangements to leave, as I had lost my birth certificate. This folder has everything about me in it. My college transcripts, my enlistment / discharge papers, NSA back ground check for my security clearance, high school diploma....work IDs. But I am so drunk..that I dont remeber exactly what was in there.
He is scanning though it, as he is doing so, he is giving the a lecture that they give before they haul someone to jail. Then he pauses. And stares at my folder. I am thinking..what now. He apporaches the other officers. Pulls something out, shows it to them..there is a muffled conversation..I was wishing I was back at the bar.
When they return, he hands me what he had pulled out, and proceeds to apologize. I am like, what the fuck. I look down at what he placed in my hand. Yes!!!!
You see, I also work for a few government agencies as a systems admin. Yup. I sure do.
My picture, my name, my social, and in real big blue letters..FBI. No way, they think I am an agent.
It makes perfect sense to them...its a federal case..I am undercover. Hell, I dont know..but I am not about to correct them.
"Mr. Cole, drive safely." The officers head back to their cars..and I am standing there...bewildered. Did this just fucking happen?? You have got be kidding me.
I get back in the truck and bee line back the bar. Where I drank untill the sun rose.
San Antonio, here I come.
Agent Cole
User Reviews
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-01-12 13:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Great story, you drink driving bastard.
E.S.A.D
Submitted by DrunkMonk (user info) at 2004-01-12 13:26:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for drinking drunk, but +2 for the story.
Next time take a cab.
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-12 13:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha that fuckin rules man
Submitted by heatherm (user info) at 2003-06-29 00:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Emma <MestchickGCNFG.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-06-29 00:02:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Personally, I thought this was amusing and I think you people that are trying to make a deal out of it are a bunch of assholes."
You're the asshole.
"I dont exactly agree with drunk driving either, but get off the poor guys back. It's not any of your damn business what he does anyways."
Poor guy? He just got lucky and didn't go to jail, like he should have.. what about that makes
him a "poor guy" ?
"In my own personal opinion, I think you need to get a life instead of sitting here yelling at someone on the internet for something that wasnt even done to you."
Your opinion sucks. What if this guy lived in your town and you were riding around with
..say.. your kids (this is hypothetically speaking) and he does a 360 and spins out.. into your
car, killing both of your children. You are left to live the rest of your life mourning over your
children's death b/c of someone who didn't intentionally wreck into your car.
In closing, Emma, your response was ignorant. I can't believe that you would have the nerve to
down people who are against drunk driving.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-06-29 00:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you sure can remember every damn detail, for being so "drunk" and "wasted". And I think the whole F.B.I thing was a bit much. You should have just told them you were Bond, James Bond.
Submitted by justsomeone <-> at 2003-06-29 00:23:44 EDT (#)
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To Insanethemind,
To me driving drunk is much more dangerous than driving high. I'd much rather drive high. You can still think, your reflexes are at least there. Now, I'm not saying that I condone driving high, no my friend almost killed us both once. They can't crack down on people driving high, because it's already illegal, what else would they do?
Submitted by Emma <MestchickGCNFG.at.yahoo.com> at 2003-06-29 00:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Personally, I thought this was amusing and I think you people that are trying to make a deal out of it are a bunch of assholes. I dont exactly agree with drunk driving either, but get off the poor guys back. It's not any of your damn business what he does anyways. In my own personal opinion, I think you need to get a life instead of sitting here yelling at someone on the internet for something that wasnt even done to you. So move on, reading this entry won't kill anyone. Now if they go out and drink and drive themselves, that's their bad judgement. Nowhere in this entry did I see him say "C'mon everybody, go drink and drive! It's fun!!" So get a life and mind your own damn business.
Nice story kid.
Emma
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-06-26 16:53:46 EDT (#)
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I'm still confused about this "Then he pulls out a folder...my folder." Maybe I'm just naturally paranoid, but what was he doing with this folder?
Submitted by Insanethemind at 2003-06-26 16:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm just curious as to what the opinion of everyone: should driving high on marijuana be considered paramount to driving drunk?
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-25 21:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not all of us are Jahova's Witness'.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-06-25 16:40:20 EDT (#)
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i still can't believe this story gets +2s.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-06-24 22:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why drive drunk when you can fly high?
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-24 20:17:15 EDT (#)
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I just thought it would be an intresting story to tell.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-06-24 16:40:15 EDT (#)
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forgot to rate
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-06-24 16:39:57 EDT (#)
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Great fucking story but driving drunk is dangerous. i can't blame ya though. We have all driven under the influence a time or two I am sure.
Submitted by PapSmirnoff (user info) at 2003-06-24 12:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Minus one for driving drunk, but you get 1 for having a kick ass motherfucking post fuck that was awesome!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-24 12:20:37 EDT (#)
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Jeremy, i know you hate it. but remember, i didn't really let that guy drive home.
anyway, i thought about it long and hard last night, and i realized that when i was younger, no one yelling at me, or no videos of drunk driving crashes was going to get me to stop doing it. i just had to stop on my own. it takes a little growing up and some maturity to stop doing it.
i made the decision to stop without someone yelling at me, without getting in a wreck, without having someone close get in a wreck, etc. like i said, i just had to realize it on my own when i was driving home so drunk, i couldn't even read my dash instruments, and i was fighting stay conscience. i knew that night that i could never do it again, because the change was too great that sooner or later, either i, or someone else was going to lose their life. while i don't mind it being me, i couldn't live with killing someone just because i had a few drinks. i don't ever want to drive drunk again. and i hope that if i ever try again, my friends won't let me. i will drive after having a few, but i will stay within the legal limit. i had three beers last week and drove home. but for me, three beers won't even make me feel buzzed. once i start feeling a buzz, i will wait until it goes away before i drive.
i don't agree with drinking and driving, but i can't point the finger at cris. the only thing you can do is explain to him, calmly, what the risks are, and how it can affect himself and others. it's up to him. yelling just won't do it.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-24 11:54:27 EDT (#)
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Sorry about losing my temper and being nasty, just seeing everyone going "Yeah! Great story!" really upset me.
As Hidden can tell you, drunk driving is a pet peeve of mine. I've yelled at him before over letting someone he hates and who I've never met in San Antonio (I live in Maryland) drive drunk.
I just have a couple friends who will never be the same thanks to a drunk driver, none of them died, but they got lucky, and that was enough for me to see how terribly dumb it all was.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-06-24 09:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
first off, I'm all with razor here, drunk driving is BAD. I've seen a lot of people go down because they were too childish and immature to realize that they could've walked home, or could've waited until it was safe to drive.
Second...what the fuck is up with all the asswipes on this site that are total boozers and think drinking a fifth of vodka is an attractive thing? At what point does maturity hit and you actually look at yourself and try to have achievements beyond killing your liver? Don't get me wrong, I used to get hammered, but jesus, is being a fucking alcoholic who drives drunk really something to brag about? I feel bad for you if this is the best story you have to tell....
Submitted by dasteve (user info) at 2003-06-24 07:19:55 EDT (#)
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Good post. You were very lucky. The lesson here is not to do 360's for the hell of it. Everyone should get off their fucking high horse about the drunk driving, it happens. It's not going to stop happening just because somebody throws a hissy fit every time its mentioned.
Submitted by worksucks (user info) at 2003-06-24 00:32:53 EDT (#)
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Had a good friend who thought he was "okay" to drive...incase you missed it, the key word here is HAD
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-24 00:22:17 EDT (#)
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Uh yea.
Dont drive drunk. I gotta remeber that.
Of course there is no valid argument that I can raise against razor. His point is legit, and the only one that is right. I am not going to try to justify Driving Drunk.
However, telling me to DIE! and what not is a uncalled for.
Do I deserve to be locked up? You bet. But I was lucky.
And Kaelic, and was about to cry or whatever, I said that in a joking manner.
Ahh this is great, its like we are one big inbred family. I even have someone pretending to be me.
Please kind sir, more.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2003-06-23 23:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They didn't think you were with the FBI, dipshit. They probably just felt sorry for you because you looked like you were about to pee your pants at any second.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-06-23 23:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't fucking drive drunk.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 23:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And one more thing you retarded pile of flaming fecal matter...
No, I have never driven drunk. But I had a friend that did all the time, and I used to yell at him, and he used to blow me off.
Until he got into a wreck. He survived, just broke a lot of bones. Another friend in the car with him will never walk right again. The third guy spent a couple of weeks in a coma before he came out of it, lucky him I guess.
Submitted by crisko at 2003-06-23 23:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi, my name is Crisko.
Because I can't come up with a logical argument against Razor's opinions, instead I'll log out, put his name in the name field, and try to make him look like an idiot!
My immaturity knows no bounds.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 22:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Hmmm...Drinking and driving is bad. Very bad, and should not be tolerated at any point. With that said, FUCK YOU."
ok that's fine... fuck me. I think maybe your attitude here stems from the fact that you know you're just fucking dead wrong about this. And it's amazing how someone can be so hypocritical. Are you aware that with that statement you completely contradicted your attitude throughout your whole post? The point of it was that you were drunk and on the road and the stupid cops let you go because they made a mistake. Well, ha ha ha.
"Oh yea, I am so evil. Thats great. You ever have two beers and then drive? You havent, I find that hard to believe..guess what bucko..your still breaking the law."
Actually, having two beers and then driving is not against the law where I live. And frankly, I have NEVER EVER EVER once in my life driven while intoxicated. I've sat on my ass on the hood of my car and waited to sober up. I've sat at a friend's house and waited to sober up while my girlfriend got progressively more annoyed with me because our daughter needed to go to bed.
If you're implying that I've made errors in judgment, sure. Everyone has. But I've never endangered the lives of others in doing so.
"I wont live to an old age..I know this."
Your choice pal. Just don't take anyone else with you.
"One thing I never liked about the states is the ignorance of people. I mean really...you think that the rest of the world is as fucked up as your corner of hick ville? Jesus."
It amazes me you have the cheek to call me ignorant. You're the one drinking and driving and taking nobody else into consideration. And I've pretty much lived all my life in a city, not sure why you think I live in hickville, but that's fairly irrelevant. And I'm also not clear on why you think my corner of the world is particularly fucked up. Or are you suggesting that there are places where getting blasted and rolling around risking people's lives is 'cool' and I and the people that live around me are stuck up idiots?
"I am sorry that your life sucks, mine doesnt. It might if I stayed home all day behind a computer, or if I only drank Kool-Aid at the bars..but I dont."
My life doesn't suck, in fact it's pretty great. And where did you see me say I never get bent? But if I do, someone else drives. Think hard on it. It's called responsibility.
"This post wasnt intended to glamorize drinking or driving in any way, but to convey the extrodinary events that occured, and allowed me to continue on. If your pea of a brain could grasp that, then maybe you might look at it in a different light, even if you still may not agree."
Oh no, I get it pal. You're so fucking ignorant however that you apparently have no idea that you're conveying with your post that in your opinion it's totally ok to drive drunk. And honestly it's fairly pathetic that you need to resort to personal insults because your ego was wounded and you couldn't come back with a logical response.
"And dont spam..your just making yourself look like an idiot. If you dissent from my opinion, trying doing so in a more mature manner, such as loren."
You're free to think I'm an idiot. Then again, don't expect me to value your judgement on my character very highly, considering you're a dumb fuck who thinks that it's okay to put the lives of others at risk so he doesn't have to bother with the inconvenience of finding a driver because his beer buzz is more important than other humans.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, we have before you two people. One of them drove drunk, got pulled over, got away, and then wrote a story about how cool it was and how dumb the cops were. Someone else spammed his post with a bunch of negative rating responses to make VERY clear how much of an asshole he thought the original poster was for having such a careless disregard for other human beings.
Which one of them is an idiot? Feel free to take your time to deliberate.
"Good Day Fuck Nut."
Cheers, bucko.
Submitted by Razor at 2003-06-23 22:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drunk driving is bad...
...but masturbating while you beat your mother is as wholesome as entertainment gets!
YAY FOR MASTURBTION!
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-23 22:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Razor, Do I have anything to say?
Hmmm...Drinking and driving is bad. Very bad, and should not be tolerated at any point. With that said, FUCK YOU.
Oh yea, I am so evil. Thats great. You ever have two beers and then drive? You havent, I find that hard to believe..guess what bucko..your still breaking the law.
I wont live to an old age..I know this.
You wish I would die? Well great, thats nice.
One thing I never liked about the states is the ignorance of people. I mean really...you think that the rest of the world is as fucked up as your corner of hick ville? Jesus.
I am sorry that your life sucks, mine doesnt. It might if I stayed home all day behind a computer, or if I only drank Kool-Aid at the bars..but I dont.
This post wasnt intended to glamorize drinking or driving in any way, but to convey the extrodinary events that occured, and allowed me to continue on. If your pea of a brain could grasp that, then maybe you might look at it in a different light, even if you still may not agree.
And dont spam..your just making yourself look like an idiot. If you dissent from my opinion, trying doing so in a more mature manner, such as loren.
Good Day Fuck Nut.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-06-23 20:06:05 EDT (#)
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Razor says:
The good thing about drunk drivers, if there is anything good about them, is that they tend to kill themselves and remove from the gene pool.
Bottoms up, boys!
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-06-23 19:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drunk driving may be irresponsible and stupid, but man is it fun. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. This post was still good though.
Submitted by Yes at 2003-06-23 19:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never drive drunk... my rule: If I can't find my car I'm too drunk to drive, but if I can find my car: Its On!
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:34:29 EDT (#)
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lucky that you didn't get caught... don't do it anymore. i won't do it either.. unless i am high... being high is diffent thou i think..you are so mallow when you drive so you endup driving speed limit.
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-06-23 16:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha, kicker of all ass indeed
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 15:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Got anything to say crisko?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-23 12:31:06 EDT (#)
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i was personally laughing at the cops' stupidity. so your analogy about beating the old woman doesn't apply to me. but like i said, i'll talk to you about it later.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-06-23 12:16:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmmm. Not really very funny. I know people through people who killed someone driving drunk. Even if it may not be your fault if/when something horrible happens, it's still your fault when you're drinking.
Try not to be such an idiot, if not for yourself, then for everyone else.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-06-23 12:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf
the speed limit on guam is either 25 or 35, and the traffic lights are pretty close together to top that off.
there are a few accidents here where people die, but thats usually due to some dumbass kid in his racercar doing 100 down marine drive on fuckin slick coral road.
or due to the asian womenz who cant drive. hahaha
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-23 11:46:13 EDT (#)
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" "i won't do it anymore. and sometimes i'm with my buddy who caries a breathalyzer, and we blow before we drive." -Crisco
Why is it that this statement worries me?" -turveytopsy
It worries you because Crisco isn't convinced that drunk-driving is actually a bad thing. He's meeting you (people against drunk-driving) halfway to shut you up.
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-06-23 11:28:06 EDT (#)
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"i won't do it anymore. and sometimes i'm with my buddy who caries a breathalyzer, and we blow before we drive."
Why is it that this statement worries me?
It's always fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out... or worse, killed.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 10:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's cool Andy, I'll chat about it.
But frankly, the stream of +2s attached to this post made me physically sick. Sometimes you need to yell at someone to wake them up, just sit down and talk about it politely and they politely ignore you. Both methods have merit, and this post and its replies made me so angry that I lost my temper.
And let me be VERY clear on something - if something funny happens while you're doing something really bad, sure there was a funny moment, but that doesn't change the fact that what put you in the situation in the first place was shitty.
"So there we were, having beaten down this old lady and taken her purse and social security check, and she's laying on the ground yelling for help, and she says 'I've fallen and I can't get up!' HAHAHAHAHA an old lady said 'I've fallen and I can't get up' in a real life situation, boy that sure is funny, just ignore the fact that we attacked an old woman and took the only money she had to support herself."
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-23 10:00:24 EDT (#)
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Jeremy, we gave it a +2 because we thought it was funny that these cops possibly thought that he was an FBI agent, or had some sort of of affiliation with the FBI. i think that instead of getting mad, it would be better to maybe explain that drinking and driving isn't cool, and that people could die. but calling someone a piece of shit for being young and dumb... come on, man. how many stupid things have you done, just because you were young, and thought it was cool? i've done it before. lots of people have done it before. it doesn't make it right; it is a mistake, of course, but sometimes it takes alot for people to realize how stupid it is and to get them not to do it. talking about it calmly and rationally is a good way to start out.
i won't do it anymore. and sometimes i'm with my buddy who caries a breathalyzer, and we blow before we drive. luckily, it didn't take an accident to get me to stop. one time i was driving home really smashed, and realized that this was all wrong... people could die. i wasn't really worried about myself. but i realized that i could kill others and even as smashed as i was, i fully understood how my actions could affect others. i sobered up and still remembered how bad i felt. i haven't done it since. we had a party this weekend, and we took everyone's keys. everyone got home safely.
maybe people lauding this post will encourage drinking and driving, and that's why you are mad. i'm going to talk to you about this later on tonight.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you read this and think about it?
http://www.adtsea.iup.edu/nssp/drunk.ppt
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And shame on every single one of you that gave this post a +2.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:27:50 EDT (#)
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In conclusion, you have lost my respect.
And you're a piece of shit.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because some people ARE SO FUCKING STUPID AND IMMATURE THEY THINK THAT DRIVING DRUNK IS FUNNY
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:26:50 EDT (#)
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Why? I'll tell you why.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:26:37 EDT (#)
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then maybe you won't kill any other innocent people who just happen to have to work late, or maybe they're picking up their kids from their estranged ex and your drunk dumb fucking ass does a 360 into their passenger side, killing their two and four year old girls, and as their flesh fries in the resultant car fire, they find that through the haze of unbearable pain, they can only think to themselves "THIS IS WRONG. THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. WHY?!?!?!?"
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:24:38 EDT (#)
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but because if you die...
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:24:23 EDT (#)
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not because I have anything against you...
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:24:09 EDT (#)
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that I hope you die...
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:23:56 EDT (#)
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And let me add...
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:23:41 EDT (#)
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losers
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:23:31 EDT (#)
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driving
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:23:11 EDT (#)
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drunk
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:22:58 EDT (#)
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hate
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-06-23 09:22:50 EDT (#)
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I
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-06-23 03:51:49 EDT (#)
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Alabama-- You watch WAY too many movies. This is real life, not NYPD Blue.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-06-23 03:02:43 EDT (#)
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Fuckin crazy night last night.
I was chillin at the bar for an hour wondering when he was getting back from his busniess.
He fuckin came in drunk off his ass yelling.
Pure hilarium.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-06-23 01:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dude, that was fucking awesome!!! i'm gonna start carrying around all my security clearance paperwork!!! man, get your ass over here. we're throwing you a party. it's already planned. and pretty much all the hundred people that were here last night said they would come back for your party. i told them it's going to be for you and Crash's welcome home, and Eric's b-day, too.
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-23 01:35:48 EDT (#)
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But that can't be the end of it, Crisco, because even though cops aren't the sharpest tacks out there, they do know everything I just said very, very well. So the question, Cisco, is who at your P.D. have you pissed off? Somebody, probably brass, ordered those cops to do something that would destroy your bust, humiliate you, and forever ruin your standing with the other officers. You can just forget that upcoming propotion to lieutenant. Or maybe somebody else, rich, powerful, bribed them to do that. Somebody else you were investigating, perhaps?
Either way, somebody is totally out to fuck you.
I'd watch my back if I were you -- you've gotten yourself involved in some pretty nasty business.
Submitted by skitty (user info) at 2003-06-23 01:33:19 EDT (#)
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hehe. Guam kicks ass.
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-23 01:19:21 EDT (#)
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Man your reading too much into it!! Stop.
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-23 01:16:45 EDT (#)
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Murder is nonexistant there? Alright, that's cool. I'll take your word for it.
But consider this. Imagine you are a real undercover cop about to meet a drug dealer. You're about to make a bust, perhaps, and you're in a neighborhood with drug dealers living or working in it. Now let's say (as actually happened) you are pulled over by the cops for being so clearly the drunk fuck that you are. Now let's say that your drug contact is watching all this, and he sees the police apologize to you for giving you a hard time. They then let you go when you should so clearly have been thrown in jail. What should he be expected to think? Afterall, HIS drug contact (that's you) is just a little too snug with the local heat for his own comfort. So the cops have effectively ruined your chance at a bust at best. At worst, and if this took place anywhere else, they would have put your life in total, serious jeopardy, cause what's one more dead undercover cop?
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-23 01:05:27 EDT (#)
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Ehh..not sure. I am at work..still drunk...well buzzed. This occured less than 10 hours ago. I got lucky..thats all I can say. Your asking questions I dont have the answer to, however, anyone who has ever been here can tell you things are done a lot differently..and murder is almost non existant on this island.
Oh well, I leave in a week.
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-23 01:02:07 EDT (#)
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"Alabama..what the fuck are you saying? I am definatley not a "Brother Cop." "
I know that. I thought you were hypothesizing that THEY thought you were. Otherwise, what is it about what I said that you don't get?
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-06-23 00:58:47 EDT (#)
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Alabama..what the fuck are you saying?
I am definatley not a "Brother Cop."
You make no damn sense man.
And Mickginny, I didnt shit my pants..but I almost broke down like a school girl.
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-06-23 00:54:43 EDT (#)
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I hate to piss a little bit on your parade Special Agent Cole, but although I don't understand why they let you go anymore than you do, it was NOT because they thought you were an undercover cop. If they thought you were undercover, they would have busted your ass to keep the pretense that you were Citizen Joe. Then they would have smacked you around for good measure. Letting you go could have resulted in your drug contact killing you for clearly being an undercover cop.
Or maybe you were Brother Cop and for that simple reason alone, they let you go. But even that's unusual because cops will chauffeur a drunk-ass Brother Cop to his home.
I don't get it.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-06-23 00:49:06 EDT (#)
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did you shit your pants?
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-06-23 00:39:40 EDT (#)
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Great post.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-06-23 00:20:18 EDT (#)
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*Starts to chant:*
BOREDATWORK, BOREDATWORK, BOREDATWORK
Very worthy of a boredatwork listing. Awesome, and stunning.