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The Diary of a Serial Killer (761 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental
Labels: fiction

Rating: 1.38 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-08-30 18:40:45 EDT


[Note: The spelling and grammatical errors from the journal have all been left intact.]

It is amazing how two people see two things differently.

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OCTOBER 5 1997

Hello Diary. You are my only friend Yes my one and only friend I will open up to you. I have kill today a woman in her house and drink blood Sweet sweet precious blood. I bring Zachary my knife with me also. She was tall and blonde and had two kids but i think there was more They hide under the bed tho. How many more do i have to kill to get in the news? They are in my brain Yes my brain sanctuary of all my thoughts and I don't like that. I must cleanse my soul and ease my head by eliminating each one so their blood drains to me This way I can have =Eternal life=.

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October 5, 1997

THREE PEOPLE FOUND MURDERED

(REUTERS) - A gruesome and shocking scene was found today when Anne Marie Walker, 29, and two of her three children, were found murdered. Her third and youngest child, Connor, five years old, called 911 a few minutes after the killer left him for dead in a pool of his mother's blood. Walker was found strangled and gutted with around seventy stab wounds and showed evidence of rape. The other two children, Mike, 7, and Charlie, 10, were found with six long gashes down their backs and a hole in their stomach through which their organs were removed. It appears Mike was killed after the killer forced him to drown in his brother's blood. Police are investigating this horrible crime, and have found the word "DRAIN" written on the walls in permanent marker.

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OCTOBER 13 1997

I could not resist the urge to kill it was too much for me as i felt my life seep from me. I went to womans house today with Zachary my knife and found her I drained her it took a while but i did it. Zachary is my best friend next to you diary i sharpen him every day. when i killed her she had a frowny face so I used Zachary and gave her a happy face. At this rate I will live eternally nobody can get to me. There was a lot more life in her body so i took it home for later.

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October 15, 1997

DOWNTOWN MURDER APPARENTLY LINKED TO WALKER SLAYINGS

(REUTERS) - Police have made a connection between a murder downtown two days ago and another one ten days ago. Michelle Vernon, 25, was found gutted and her mouth sliced ear to ear. Slits had been cut into her forearms through which some of her bones were apparently pulled out by hand. The word "DRAIN" was found written on the wall above her body, the same as in the slaying of Anne Marie Walker and two of her children. Police are intensively looking for any DNA evidence, but it appears that there isn't any.

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OCTOBER 27 1997

I kill again her blood is fresh on my clothes I rub it on me. I notice the blood is soft silky good for pleasuring myself when I need it. It has been two weeks since i have collected more life and i need more as this will not do. I have containers for each day. I have rationed the blood of the sweet woman but is not enough and I will go out in a few days for more. The more the better. I have take her skin I wear it like a suit and look at myself in the mirror it really gets my rocks off. I took Zachary and the firemaker to the apartment and had fun.

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October 28, 1997

THIRD SLAYING IN 'DRAIN' KILLINGS - DNA EVIDENCE FOUND

(REUTERS) - The third victim in the 'Drain' downtown serial killings was recovered from her apartment. Kathy Masterson, 31, was killed in her apartment last night. All that was found left of her was her teeth, her arms and legs, her hair, and her ears, all left in an extremely organized pile. DNA evidence was obtained in semen found in front of a mirror, and it is currently being identified. Like the previous killings, the word "DRAIN" was spelled out on the wall above her by gluing pieces of her hair onto it.

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NOVEMBER 3 1997

I have kill again this night, she was with child in her belly. I ate dinner in front of her and i thought she might like some too. She was a lovely lady too, what a shame she had to go. It's just she was gonna be a mommy and i never had a mommy, no, daddy didn't see what would happen if she left me. Mommy's supposed to care but she was never there. I left her body there as i was getting nervous someone would find me and stop me from getting the eternal life i deserve. No one understands.

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November 5, 1997

FOURTH 'DRAIN' VICTIM FOUND

(REUTERS) - The fourth and most gruesome murder in the 'Drain' serial killings so far was discovered early last night. Jenna Marino, 36, was found dead by her husband after he came home from work. Marino, eight months pregnant, was found tied, gutted and her fetus and unborn baby removed. Pieces of the baby were strewn on the carpet and the baby's head was found stuffed into her mouth. Her blood was drained and her eyeballs had been removed. The word "DRAIN" was written above her in pig's semen. The bottom of her feet had been cut off, and it appears that a flame may have been inserted into the wounds. This is the fourth killing in a one-month period. Police can not conclusively identify the semen found at the scene of the last murder.

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NOVEMBER 15 1997

There is nothing else now and i am bored of killing. I will go on to rot like everyone else i will never get enough blood. It is helpless it is over. I will say goodbye to Zachary now and i sent a letter to the newspaper. Goodbye Diary you were a good friend i will miss you.

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November 19, 1997

MAN CLAIMING TO BE 'DRAIN' KILLER FOUND DEAD

(REUTERS) - A man who claims to be the 'Drain' killer was found dead in a shack near an abandoned warehouse. Stephen Joseph Henderson, 33, was found dead, apparently after severing an artery in his wrist with a steak knife. DNA testing has matched him to the semen found at the scene of Kathy Masterson's murder. Michelle Vernon's skin was found in a cardboard box near the warehouse. Henderson was located after he sent a letter to this newspaper giving directions to the shack, and "thanking us for giving him recognition". A look into Henderson's past found that his father, John Maxwell Henderson, killed Stephen's mother and forced him to watch when he was four years old. For the next twelve years, his father subjected him to daily beatings and sexual abuse. At the age of sixteen, Stephen killed his father and hid his body under the shack. He then lived in the shack since then until his death.


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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-02-06 19:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I will not draw on the chalkboard.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-09-24 19:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dear Diary - Mood: Apathetic.


This was disturbing - and good.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-05 14:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this was good

Submitted by pinkshoes (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very cool.

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-31 08:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 16:07:04 (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a +2. Now go +2 my post.
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Ugggh

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-31 06:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is for your own good, go out and get a life. Spouting uber cathphrases does NOT make you cool or interesting.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 23:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't know that Dahmer jacked off to Vader... did you know that Albert Fish inserted thorny roses into his dickhole and then ate them? In my opinion Richard Chase (the guy in the picture) is the worst serial killer (read his Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Chase). At least Dahmer went on to be a good guy while in prison. Also, Joe Ball is an interesting fellow as well. He'd pick up hookers and feed them to his pit of alligators. When the police tried to handcuff him, he got out a revolver and shot himself. Weird shit.

Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-08-30 23:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:59:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

This is just crap, why sensationalise an idiot like this

does it turn you on maltese

fascist
___________________

Bitch.

HAD TO GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY...

Serial killers are very interesting. The most interesting aspect- to me, anyway- is their motivation. I just don't understand what would drive someone to the point that they would take another human life.

Some of these serial killers have had better lives than myself. Perhaps they're all spoiled little brats of the highest level. At the age that Jeffrey Dahmer was jacking off to Darth Vader (he found his power and darkness to be sexually exciting), I was living in a motel and re-shingling roofs.

I could go on about it.

I would really like to know what you think about Albert Fish. His execution always makes he laugh. He was excited about being electrocuted, calling it 'the supreme thrill'. He even strapped himself into the damned thing. When they threw the switch, all of the metal pins and needles that he had personally inserted into his dick, arms, and legs (and so-forth) had shorted-out the electric chair, and they needed to restart the entire process.

For a sick, copraphagsiac pedophile cannibal, he was one funny fucker.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-30 22:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why would you life 101?

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-30 22:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

do i get a +2 now? lol

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-08-30 22:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I've just finished reading American Psycho. You had a lot to live up to.

No-one else notice that the dude looks like ETS? Intentional?

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...Aaaand I've just +2ed my post unintentionally. Time to go see my psychiatrist.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gallons of rubbing alcohol flow through the strip while Frances Farmer has her revenge on Seattle. Beyotch. Oh, and D-Prime, you bet your ass that I'll join in with all my 93,620 seed points. Beyotch.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I invite you to DPMIII Dark... I mean, Maltese.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92455

Oh, and Zack is his father.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK I STRETCHED PAGE AAAAAGH DAMMIT

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:16:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet diary was really sleeping with his girlfriend.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*milk shoots out of nose*

*dies*

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet diary was really sleeping with his girlfriend.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Paint_it_black, I've gone and +2ed all of yours posts as a sign of good faith. I have nothing against you, but you seem to have something against me. Anyways, enjoy the +2s, and let's not fight anymore, mkay?

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:46:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:15:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Some of the phrases in the diary seemed a little... forced? Perhaps too conventional, like "rocks offs."

Regardless, this was gruesome, brutal and disturbing.

*ahem* I loved it.

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I used a conventional phrase in order to make the killer appear at least a bit human while perpetuating a horrible image -- that of him wearing Michelle's skin as a suit and masturbating in it.

"Getting your rocks off" is slang for getting aroused, not listening to rock music or anything.

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Uh, I know, but... nevermind.

Here's another +2 to help counteract that alter.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 21:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Paint_it_black, you streak-killing bitch, if I were more of a n00b than I already am right now, I would retal -2 your entire catalog of posts. But I won't.

In other words, I'll do ya... in the pooper.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is just crap, why sensationalise an idiot like this

does it turn you on maltese

fascist

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:15:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Some of the phrases in the diary seemed a little... forced? Perhaps too conventional, like "rocks offs."

Regardless, this was gruesome, brutal and disturbing.

*ahem* I loved it.

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I used a conventional phrase in order to make the killer appear at least a bit human while perpetuating a horrible image -- that of him wearing Michelle's skin as a suit and masturbating in it.

"Getting your rocks off" is slang for getting aroused, not listening to rock music or anything.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well done then. I'm a little disturbed that you made everything up, but a beautiful mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yay death

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Some of the phrases in the diary seemed a little... forced? Perhaps too conventional, like "rocks offs."

Regardless, this was gruesome, brutal and disturbing.

*ahem* I loved it.

Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-08-30 20:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-30 19:35:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

This was really well done. Did you read about serial killers before you wrote it or did you just make everything up?

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I made everything up, although he was based off of two serial killers (Richard Chase's gruesome thirst for blood and necrophilia, and BTK and the Zodiac's bad grammar).

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-30 19:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Top notch post if ever there was one. Good shit.

~OathMeal approves of this post~

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-08-30 19:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was really well done. Did you read about serial killers before you wrote it or did you just make everything up?

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-08-30 19:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-30 19:20:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-08-30 19:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Was this based off of anything, or did you write it all yourself?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 awesome

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good.

His motivations could have, and probably should have been explained a little better, but nonetheless it was good.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-08-30 18:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow...awesome.


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