Maim George Bush (938 hits)
Category: PoliticsLabels: ets_sociopolitical_commentary
Rating: 0.5 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-08-31 03:54:26 EDT
But not really... Well, maybe just a little bit, but in a nice way...a fluffy way...with lots of kittens and unicorns around.
Nothing too serious... maybe sneak into the oval office and put a thumb tack on the carpet in case he walked in without any shoes he'd get a little, innocuous, but irritating prick...kinda like a Jay Greening in the foot.
Or, one could call up his hotel when he's going on a holiday and cancel his reservation. Just make life inconvenient or something. Inconvenient but in NO WAY fatal. Because we wouldn't want our poor widdle president, who's been SOOOO nice and SOOOOO honest to the American people to be wounded in any way.
A missing bottle of champagne here...a hole in the sock there...it's the little things that make all the difference. Just a little nod and a wink to remind him we are still here for him and we still care.
With any luck, he will apologise to us all and hang himself with his red power tie on the White House lawn with a sign that reads: "TRAITOR".
Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
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Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-19 17:22:20 EST (#)
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Threaten the president in a public forum... good idea dumbass.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-09-08 20:30:13 EDT (#)
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or, well, would be outraged if I didn't already know they were watching me anyway.
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Oh man... Oh christ, that's good shit.
The SS is watching Brad.
So, do you worry that the mailman is an NSA operative that has laced the envelope of your "Conspiracy Weekly" newsletter with some sort of harrifying flesh-eating virus?
Submitted by Tyrell (user info) at 2006-09-08 20:00:35 EDT (#)
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Yell FIRE! in a crowded theater, bitch.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-09-08 19:48:31 EDT (#)
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http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/090706N.shtml
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:22:40 EDT (#)
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"Hello, FBI? I have a lead on the 'Kill Bush', which I'll exchange for permanent immunity."
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:42:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:14:09 (#)
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The world is going to hell:
http://www.break.com/index/burger_king_911.html
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I say again... :|
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:14:09 EDT (#)
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The world is going to hell:
http://www.break.com/index/burger_king_911.html
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:54:55 EDT (#)
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I found this video and immediatley thought of you.
http://www.alternet.org/bloggers/evan/40755/
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:17:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:53:56 (#)
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you're just jealous shitfuck got the attention, aren't you?
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Hell yea, dude!
You have any idea how I've longed for my very own SS visit? I'm am COMPLETELY outraged by this cold shoulder I've been given, or, well, would be outraged if I didn't already know they were watching me anyway. You gotta be pretty stupid if you can't locate me without going to Bart.
Plus, I'm shocked the SS don't seem to have a sense of humor about this sort of thing...especially considering they're protecting the worst president in history.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:05:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:53:56 (#)
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you're just jealous shitfuck got the attention, aren't you?
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That is the impression that I got.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:55:50 EDT (#)
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I support any sentiment on this site that causes the ss to visit Bart. For my own entertainment purposes of course.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:53:56 EDT (#)
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you're just jealous shitfuck got the attention, aren't you?
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:39:35 EDT (#)
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Bashing with no substance....poor effort.
Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:19:00 EDT (#)
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HA HA HA.
Fuck the Secret Service
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:29:19 EDT (#)
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provacative, as usual.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:30:41 EDT (#)
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Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!
-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy Land
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:16:30 EDT (#)
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"Maim"
This word isn't used enough. Thank you!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-08-31 08:55:23 EDT (#)
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Stick it to the man.
Nutjob.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 08:14:47 EDT (#)
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I'm going to go watch Team America again..
Fuck yeah.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-08-31 07:30:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-31 06:52:13 EDT (#)
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You're a government spy, trying to root out the REAL people who want to do horrible things to George Bush.
I'm onto you, dickbeam. Me, Eric D. Rice of West Virginia.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-31 05:21:19 EDT (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=UKJk_j6v5fY
this video should be everywhere; i listen to it every day.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-31 05:16:17 EDT (#)
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stop being crazy.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-31 04:30:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-08-31 04:21:48 EDT (#)
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he'd get a little, innocuous, but irritating prick...kinda like a Jay Greening in the foot.
jay greening little??
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-31 04:21:22 EDT (#)
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Go to bed for fucks sake!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-31 04:16:47 EDT (#)
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I hate giving the impression that I auto -2 a user, and I don't. However, sometimes there are patterns that are out of my control.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-08-31 04:13:19 EDT (#)
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That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
-- Homer Simpson
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-08-31 03:57:16 EDT (#)
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loser