SPT - Luv In Wes' Virginny (790 hits)
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Rating: 1.79 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2006-08-31 09:12:29 EDT
So yeah... I received these pictures in an E-Mail forward. If you've already seen them, I apologize for showing you old stuff. However, due to the nature of these images, I felt it was my DUTY to share with you fine fucks here at Ubersite.
I have no idea where these pictures came from, who these "people" are, or where these photographs were taken. I sat here trying to think of multiple witty, clever things to add to the images... but really, they speak for themselves. There's nothing I can add that isn't blatantly obvious.
Please, keep your laughter and/or vomiting to a minimum.
and now...
may I present...
the new couple...
together in wedding bliss.
User Reviews
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-09-03 19:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought I reviewed this. This is fucking hilarious
Submitted by dr_weazel (user info) at 2006-09-03 19:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Between her super-fatness and his super-skinniness, perhaps their children will come out normal.... then again, perhaps not.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I doubt their offspring will survive long due to severe chromosomal defects.
But hey, at least they found one another!
Ain't love grand?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:09:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
The twilight of the human race, ladies and gentlemen.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The twilight of the human race, ladies and gentlemen.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He could chew his way through a thick wall of titanium with those teeth
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:19:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
no.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He'll never have to buy a matress, at least.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that a FILENAME I see?!
Submitted by Sepsis (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus. Don't let them vote or breed.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:40:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have said Kentucky, just to piss off BAMF.
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HA! Yeah, but with WV being the next state over, I've ACTUALLY seen creatures like this before from there...
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:40:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have said Kentucky, just to piss off BAMF.
I wish I had his teeth.
-Dave
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hes got really nice sneakers
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some Darwin's head just exploded at the possibility of these two mating.
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved the last picture of them standing outside her horse trailer!
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh God, please, PLEASE tell me this is staged purely for entertainment.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at his teeth....how on earth could she possibly...but then how on earth could he possibly....??
I'm just completely speechless of that display of love.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:26:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:37:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate the fact i know they'll reproduce before i will.
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Don't worry too much, they are only passing along one line of genes.
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*vomits*
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:47:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't think it would be possible to say this, but that girl married beneath her.
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Could he possibly live through that?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet jesus in heaven....
That is all.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:37:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate the fact i know they'll reproduce before i will.
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Don't worry too much, they are only passing along one line of genes.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:37:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate the fact i know they'll reproduce before i will.
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Not only that, but they will probably reproduce more than you as well. Much more.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Isn't that a WalMart uniform?
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't think it would be possible to say this, but that girl married beneath her.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
btw, when's their first guest appearance on jerry?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They really need to give this state another name. Like Bleen or Hicksville.
Stop associating it with my state, damnit!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate the fact i know they'll reproduce before i will.
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Viva le ... SPT?
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-31 10:24:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh deary deary dear
Submitted by dove666 (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The plastic flowers top it off.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't make fun. The picture clearly shows that they had their reception at the firehouse, and everyone knows firehouse receptions are the MOST fun.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The last one's my favorite.
In fact I think it might be my favorite picture ever. With the exception of shirtless Method of course.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just noticed the grope in the 4th picture. That made it so much worse.
Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:21:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck you man, where the fuck did you get these??! Darwin wept? Ok so she's no supermodel but I love her and that's what counts right?
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who are you to make fun with my sister and brothers happiness? Wanna fite?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
holy fuck
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-08-31 09:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear God! Mine eyes!