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The adventures of BartBart: Bart gets a visit from the secret service (4042 hits)

Category: Romance
Labels: pwned

Rating: 1.91 on 173 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2006-08-31 11:38:39 EDT




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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-26 18:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-26 15:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is one of the greatest posts ever.


Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2009-06-26 18:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

www.growingfamily.com

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-26 15:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is one of the greatest posts ever. Unlike so many that may start good, but drag out like a SNL skit to Bubba levels of unfunny, this was hilairous right to the last sentence

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2009-06-26 14:39:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now I am less pissed off about all the washing machines being full.

Bastards.


Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-11-06 14:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

24K GOLD

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-06 14:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-11-06 14:20:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah yes, the days of good posts, good drama, and govenrment investigations /threats of legal action made to Bart.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-11-06 13:47:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

The good ol' days...

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2008-11-06 13:23:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bart Bart's bed is so comfy!

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-11-06 12:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-11-06 12:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

pure brilliance

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-12-19 16:12:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-24 08:36:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed until i LOLled out loud.

This was an entire LOLar system.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-07-19 19:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's been almost a year since this was posted? Time flies when you're bored at work. Wait that doesn't sound right.

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is this the other greek guy I heard about once upon a summer's moon?

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

brill

i remember this

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-07-19 18:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What Classic.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-02-26 22:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHA METHOD SOMETIMES I TRY TOBE LIKE U

WEEEEP

GO ASPIRATIONS WOO!!!

Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2006-11-07 23:30:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Psmith (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

me too!

LHA!!

Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

me too

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-09-20 17:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

actually i've seen this again and i've changed my mind.



Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-09-08 05:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NICE

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-09-05 04:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

good show

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-09-05 00:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAaaaaaahahahahaha

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-04 17:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

May I remind you that the preliminary round of D-Prime Madness has begun...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/92569

You still have about a week and a half.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-09-03 20:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


http://www.ubersite.com/m/92596


We used the same pictures and everything..... didn't something like this happen before when we both happened to post recent pictures of that chick from the Neverending Story?


Maybe our minds combined after you drove my head into the ground?

Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2006-09-03 00:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-09-02 23:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i peed a little

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-09-02 18:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have not laughed this loud/hard/much at any ubersite post, ever.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-09-02 05:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

method is brilliant

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-09-02 05:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-09-02 01:36:58 (#)
Ranking: 2

The first picture is brill. I wish they made those beds in adult sizes.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

They do. Missy Elliot has one. I saw it on "Cribs". I'm pretty sure hers was made from a real Lamborghini though, so I don't know how well that'll work out for ya.

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-09-02 01:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i don't get it..why didn't he just drive away in his race car?

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2006-09-02 01:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

soups on bitches

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-09-02 01:36:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The first picture is brill. I wish they made those beds in adult sizes.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-01 23:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I SWEAR I HAD ONE OF THOSE HOT WHEELS BEDS

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

'lol @ morning wood'


hahahhahahashaalkshehshsha

haaaaa

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-01 22:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy god, easily one of the few things that have actually made me laugh out loud on this site.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-09-01 21:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:33:11 (#)
Ranking: -1

AHAHAHAHAAAA! You used Bart in a coincedental post relating to an already posted post of a post about how bart got in trouble and you used absolutely no humor whatsoever!

LOL!
_________

LOLZ!

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-09-01 19:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

golden, fag.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-09-01 18:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Teh klassik! Like teh Vlassic!

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-09-01 17:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WOO!

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2006-09-01 16:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice

Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2006-09-01 15:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There are no words...

Submitted by choir (user info) at 2006-09-01 14:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

inspired

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2006-09-01 12:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Leave it to Method.

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-09-01 11:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-09-01 10:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, you're right. I'll tone it down. The next one (late tonight or tommorow) will actually be about the next step in the process and I'll keep it down to a post per day.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-09-01 08:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-09-01 07:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

best. post. EVAR.

Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-09-01 04:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've meant to rate this earlier. The best is the picture of Bart in his bed.

Hats off to you.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-01 04:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AWESOME..

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-09-01 03:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fantastic

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2006-09-01 03:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fuck I nearly coughed up blood at the ubersite server!

Classic. Absolute classic.

I'm going to read it again.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-09-01 02:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Died a watery death?! BUT WHOM KILLED HIM AND WHY???

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2006-09-01 01:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


rather enjoyable.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

AHAHAHAHAAAA! You used Bart in a coincedental post relating to an already posted post of a post about how bart got in trouble and you used absolutely no humor whatsoever!

LOL!

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-09-01 00:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:42:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

would have been funny... if method didn't do it
======
What a little cunt bag.

Submitted by paint_it_black (user info) at 2006-08-31 23:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

would have been funny... if method didn't do it

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-08-31 22:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

great post!!

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Made me cry.

Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funniest post on ubersite in years.
Kicker of all ass. +2

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I lol'ed pretty hard. Good shit.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-08-31 20:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hugo Weaving's eyebrows control half the economy of Australia.

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This really isn't a very good post but luckily for you I happen to be extremely impressionable so I'm inclined to believe that it actually happened like that. So +2 for Bart's amazing ability to change clothes so quickly.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny as fuck.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Someone tell the zitboy to shut the fuck up. For a change.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Method, great public username. I didn't even have to suggest it.

I wish this post weren't good so that I could give you a +2 in reward, as oppossed to this one which you deserve for the content. Razor is sadly mistaken. It is YOUR pubic hairs I would wear around my neck...... *long pause*.... I mean, metaphorically.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-31 19:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Method, great public username. I didn't even have to suggest it.

I wish this post weren't good so that I could give you a +2 in reward, as oppossed to this one which you deserve for the content.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:-(

Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't even leave here two seconds and you have to make something so racialy and homosexualy insensitive that I actualy shit my pants. I didn't even bother wiping, I just jumped in the shower and gave it the old Hadji pass with good ole lefty.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-31 18:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

G'damn Greek.

And you know ETS is sitting around his shed thinking "Maaaaaaannnn..... Why don't the SS ever ask about me. I send 'em cards and shit..."

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit. I actually have those boxers. The blue ones with the dice on them. You probably can't see in the photo, but the spots on the dice?

Yeah, they're little hearts.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

first picture was worth the +2

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2006-08-31 17:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Reading about your past Ubermadness antics I learned that you are pretty awesome, so I have decided to officially invite you to D-Prime Madness (although anyone CAN join, not everyone is awesome enough for an invite.) http://www.uberiste.com/m/92455

Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, that was gay as fuck. I read two panels maybe, just like everyone else, then decided to praise you for being a talented bitchtart who uses drama to his advantage when you're not even involved in the first place. Bravo, Method, fucking encore me up a plate of this, will ya?

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Uber's super-villain at work...

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I find the fact that you have so many pictures of Bart slightly disturbing. Are you stalking him?


Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

beautiful

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Turn over ownership of Ubersite to Method Bart. Do it now.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

worth another +2

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe you missed the opportunity to include a ...

"But whom killed him and why"

...in this post.

-Dave

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-31 16:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:35:42 (#)
Ranking: 2


Fuck yeah. I'm gonna remember this day for a long time--

I made the SS say Shitfuck.
----------

awesome.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the ubersite server is just how I pictured in my wet dreams















WHAT?

Submitted by URMY_bitch (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you. Who cares?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

equally as good the second time around.



Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I fucking love this.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hehe. those pictures of Bart putting his trousers on are creepy.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice work. hit the showers.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was good. Like, really good.

I'm not sure why, but I almost shit my pants from laughter when I saw that arrow pointing at the "ubersite server." Holy crap that was good.

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

best ever

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck yes method you greek man you.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Fuck yeah. I'm gonna remember this day for a long time--

I made the SS say Shitfuck.

That's the biggest fuck you of all time.



Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GOOD SHOW U GREEK BASTARD

NOW FRY ME UP A GYRO
WOO

GO WHITE SOX AND YANKEES WOO!!!

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:25:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Genius.

That is all.

-Dave

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jeebers you got this up fast.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol fuck you very much

That's priceless.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Instant. Classic.

Submitted by WingedFoote (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

very well done. jolly good, sir. a real bang-up job, if I do say so myself...

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I understand Beavenese. I'm fluent in it.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A1.

Steak sauce.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I do

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who here understands MySql, Perl, & PHP?

Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking awesome.

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Ubersite Server

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

genius.



Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Too good.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That first picture...my god.

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:59:25 (#)
Ranking: 0

a bit too nerdy for my taste

-----

Says the fine young gentleman who makes his living programming in COBOL

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:00:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

filename.

This is UberBrilliant!

Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

At first I thought it was just the picture of bart in his bedcar.

Gold, Method. Gold.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And that picture of Agent Smith is frightening.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Too fucking funny.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This has got to make bored at work.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

filename.

This is UberBrilliant!

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"I would like to transfer to you the sum of..."

I started laughing there, and haven't stopped yet.


Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know why I feel so bad for ETS. After all, HE got arrested, not Bart. Unrelated incidents? I think he would beg to differ. They're on to him, all right. Shitfuck was just a scapegoat to get to the real mastermind.

Submitted by pinkshoes (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't read while drink hot coffee. Now need a new keyboard and pants.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:39:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hell yeah, thats good shit!

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is bloody hilarious.

Submitted by gamma (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

aaaahahaaaha

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That was some good stuff

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are amazing! Uber is finally returning!


This post was OK, too, I guess...

Submitted by highlander (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Does he rook rike this?"

+2 LOL

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh GOD...I laughed so hard I sharted my suppositories out my ass.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shouldn't read thin with a full bladder.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Those pics are priceless.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is the first time I laughed out loud at an Uber post in a long time.

Thanks.

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So that's where you were last night, at work on this brainchild. God dammit I turning into a nerd.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I was afraid this would suck balls, but it was good use of the Bart pics.


Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The server looks just like mine.



What?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Greatness. People actually posting on a thursday? I'm shocked!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Since the perfect score is already ruined, here's what I REALLY thought of it.

You stink!

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Comment comment comment lolzorz.


Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a bit too nerdy for my taste

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OK I'M SORRY, I LIED THIS IS GOOD

I JUST WANTED TO BE COOL

PLEASE LOVE ME

AND CODDLE MY NUTS

Submitted by marginwalker (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I peed my work chair.

Excellent.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

eh. good enough.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Comment





Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nevermind, this blows

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*wet*


I'm laughing so hard I can't even type.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funnier the second read....


Thanks you asshole. I went my pants from laughing.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

filename

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

soo funny


Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

btw - you're a brilliant retard!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pure genius in a glass.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Mighty_Badger (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

...........

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're on today.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The very first picture.


...




GOLD!

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shit on a stick

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good God.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:43:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking gold.



















































With little diamond studs in it.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh jesus....the fucking car bed....

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 KNOBSLOBBER!

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lovely

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahhahah those 64 camwhores in that one post really came in handy.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck me that was the funniest thing I've seen in years.



B @ Motherfucking work!!!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was funny as fuck...I thought you only posted complete shit?

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

everything I thought it would be and SO MUCH MORE

Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy Cow

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-08-31 11:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haven't even read it yet


Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club! A
sand wedge!

Homer: Mmm ... open-faced club sandwich.

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