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SPT - A few of my favorite things (NSFW) (1496 hits)

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Rating: 1.19 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2006-08-31 12:55:43 EDT




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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how did i miss this?

i must have been enjoying the outside world or something.

either way...quality post.

Submitted by TheCrystalShip (user info) at 2006-08-31 21:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:42:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is all my fault. I am totally responsible for OathMeal leaving.

Brett, come back and play. I didn't get a chance to finish working you over.

See, I was gonna call Brett at work and pretend to be his IT Dept and to quit downloading pics of Negro cock from Ubersite.

Oh well...should I still call him and yell 'NEGATIVE TWO DIE' at him? What do you think?

Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oathmeal sucks

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-08-31 15:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Homer: Mmm ... open-faced PENIS sandwich.

Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield


Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-08-31 14:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA!! YES!

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

because I know you like pictures of the cock

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

why....

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:44:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

ok retract me calling you a wankstain.
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I love you too, schnookums!

Hold me, badassmofo. Hold me until the sun comes up and I feel warm.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ok retract me calling you a wankstain.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:40:22 (#)
Ranking: -2

Since no one else has said it yet...

NSFW ASSHAT

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Says it right in the fucking title you wankstain

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Because it wasn't RIGHT THERE IN THE FUCKING TITLE you fuckin idjit

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Annnnd I'm a retard.

I retract my last rating.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Since no one else has said it yet...

NSFW ASSHAT

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:59:56 (#)
Ranking: 1

that's some cock

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The +2 has nothing to do with the cock in the picture.

Honest.

-Dave

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AND FUCKING ANGLICIZE THEM TOO, DIPSHIT

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

PLEASE TRY TO BE CONSIDERATE OF THE REST OF US AND AGLISIZE YOUR RESPONSES

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:19:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

UnderOathMeal - once again proving how fucking stupid he is.

hey dipshit, did you notice that since that post I've actually made a post with pictures of my own house and child (as can be seen in posts long before that one)

why don't you stop man, all you have to do is shut your drooling fucking yap and all of this can stop.

=======================

AHAHAH AND NOW THE OLIVE BRANCH COMES OUT YOU LITTLE FUCKING SNOTRAG?

I don't think so.

You make a post like this and then have the gall to ask me to stop all this? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT is the most amusing part of all of this.

Kiss my red, muscular ass you GOT - damned semenstain. Shut up, I will not.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I approve of this post.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:03:55 (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah, yes. Badassmofo.

Fitting.

Listen you little bitch ... now that you've joined the ranks of JohnnyX, Kaelic and HadToBeDone, maybe you can start posting inane bullshit content so you can fit in properly.
-----

PWNED!

And by the way, my name is JONNYX, you gobbler of black cock.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

UnderOathMeal - once again proving how fucking stupid he is.

hey dipshit, did you notice that since that post I've actually made a post with pictures of my own house and child (as can be seen in posts long before that one)

why don't you stop man, all you have to do is shut your drooling fucking yap and all of this can stop.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oops.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I haven't posted in a couple months you unobservant cuntrag.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh its me, don't worry


it's always been me and i'm the only one with access to this account...now at least.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LISTEN UP ASSHOLES:

You all need to click here - http://www.ubersite.com/m/90944

This fucker is NOT whoever you used to know as 'Bamf'. He's a goddamned shitty alter who's just as keyed up about picking on n00bs as the rest of this gang of faggots.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's funny because it's true. There should be a caption about him screaming something about his magical final fantasy powers.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:10:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just want to know if this is the real BAMF, the alter of the real BAMF, a BAMF shoe-in after his password release, BAMF name successor, BAMF name's successor alter, or what? This doesn't seem to BAMF-like.




All that being said. This is fucking funny.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fit in?

you cunt rag


there you go operating under the delusion that there is an 'in' around here


here's a clue johnnycakes, this ain't fucking high school

grow up cocksnot

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ah, yes. Badassmofo.

Fitting.

Listen you little bitch ... now that you've joined the ranks of JohnnyX, Kaelic and HadToBeDone, maybe you can start posting inane bullshit content so you can fit in properly.

This post is a great start, actually. Well done. Note my +2 below.

Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-31 13:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Someone


























will























die.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

that's some cock

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-08-31 12:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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